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I am going to take it light today on the rumors.
I would like to say to my editor-slash-readers thanks for pointing out all the lil typos I do on a daily basis. Im not mad, Im glad like those trash bags.
I wrote something else for the day called The Top 10 Chump Moves In Hip-Hop, where I talk about some unfair moves rappers did on other people. I dont think that any of the rapper will catch feelings, but if they do, just know that its all in fun. Click here to read it. What other story can mix Jay-Z, Britney Spears, Milk Dee, Canibus, Eminem, Nelly, nooses and other artists in one stupid story?
I LOVE IT!
You know how you defeat negativity? JOIN IT! I love that Jim Jones and Cassidys respective crews clashed during the Hip Hop Soda Shops grand opening! Look at how AllHipHops fine writers tried to put a positive spin on it:
The HipHopSodaShop celebrated a successful grand opening yesterday (December 18), despite an altercation early in the event’s opening ceremonies, which took place in Tampa, Florida.
When these wild people start bussin each other over the head in the VIP of a soda shop, that does NOT denote a successful opening. Sorry AHH writer! NAH! Here is a part of the story that really speaks to what happened.
According to sources, Jim Jones and Juelz Santana left a VIP area of the club, when Cassidy and members of his entourage arrived.
Three members of Jones’ entourage returned and were involved in a verbal altercation with a security guard for Cassidy.
“They were staring at Cassidy like they wanted to tear the fur off of his ass,” an eyewitness told AllHipHop.com, who added that the men were unusually aggressive.
The men associated with Jones left after the verbal altercation, but returned approximately 10 minutes later with rapper Jim Jones in tow.
According to an eyewitness, Jones exchanged words with the security guard, who was then struck in the head with a full champagne bottle by an unidentified assailant and knocked out cold.
F**K IT YOU GOTTA LOVE IT! Thats what AZ and Nas say.
On that note, I find it ironic that that event was Dr. Bens affair and Jim and Ben are mad cool. SMH.
OH THE RUMORS!
The rumor I heard was that the assumed gunshots at the event were actually firecrackers that somebody had set off. So, thats a positive spin to a bottle-bashing time. I also heard it was all over an iPhone. Peace, in the middle east of Florida.
R.KELLY ESCAPES ARREST!
A judge entered a warrant for R.Kellys death I mean, his arrest. Well, this is because Kellz missed a scheduled court date yesterday. But, as has been the case for his child porn trial, they gave him a break. So, basically they told him to take a break from his 45-city tour and get your tail in Chicago by Thursday or he will be arrested. Kellz was late because the bus driver was tired or something. I didnt read the article that far in.
FORTUNE MAGAZINE DISSES JAY!
Jeez and I thought LL and Joe were bad for dissing Jay-Z, but now fortune says Jigga did one of the dumbest moments in business of 07:
32. Gimme some skin, dawg. Rapper Jay-Z, founder of the Rocawear clothing line, is taken to task by the Humane Society after it finds that the faux fur in jackets sold by his company is actually dog fur.
Never fear, Jay-Z is in good company with O.J. Simpson, Isiah Thomas, Adam Pacman Jones and a lot of White people and corps.
DAMN DAME? DAME GETS SUED AFTER HIS PERSONAL ITEM MAKES A WOMAN INTO A SCHIZO!
I just want you all to know that I am feeling pretty crazy today. That speaks nothing to this most recent story about Dame Dash. Here is some of the story:
She claims Dash hid his true identity by using the alias “Jeremy McIntyre.” She claims that Dash then took her to a nearby marina, where he showed her his “genital area” in an offensive manner and then attempted to force the woman to perform oral sex.
A year later, the woman says she heard Dames voice on TV and she realized she had been HAD. It wasnt Jeremy, it was THAT DAMN DAME DASH! She says a year later, she can still hear the instructions given to her.
Roberts claims to have discovered Dashs true identity in 2005, while she was watching a taping of “The Dave Chapelle Show.”
Now she has been declared bipolar and schizophrenic. Coming to a court near you if you live in New York.
We all knew it was gonna happen. Saigon is back. He said, I Still feel the same way I did a month ago when I expressed how I felt about the state of Hip Hop..I still feel it needs a major makeover. [I agree!]
Eminems brother is now spitting them raw raps. Download it right here. Not terrible, not great either.
They say that Eminems mother wrote that UK book only to pay for cancer treatment. What is good is that Eminem is rumored to be helping her pay for the medical bills. Good to hear that. They still arent speaking though, Im hearing.
Lily Allen is rumored to be pregnant with her first child. Common is not the poppa.
Peta disses Mike Vick. Click here to see it.
Ruben Studdard has apparently gotten dropped by J Records. I guess its all AY BAY BAY now?
I also heard that Consequence has been given his walking papers as well from Sony. From what I heard, he is still in good standing with G.O.O.D. Music.
Yes, I know Currency has left Lil Waynes label. When will rappers realize, its not cool to sign under other rappers. This aint the Hit Squad era!
T.O. is mad that the Eagles spanked Dallas and shattered their unbeaten record:
I think a lot of people feel like she’s probably taking his focus away. I’ve got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned.” [Illseed says, Betta luck next time!]
What next? Lil Wayne supposedly plans to quit rapping in under five years so he can go own a basketball team.
“When I’m 30 or 35, I don’t want to be into this s**t no more. I want to own a basketball team or some kind of team.”
Omarion on him and Bow Wow going from Boyz 2 Men [MTV]:
You know how it is, sometimes when youre coming up in the game and you as young as we have been, sometimes people think they can not necessarily push us around, but they feel they can play with us like that. If it had been 50 Cent or Game or any other man who would have stepped up in that interview, it would have went a lot differently.
Crazy Britney to paparazzi:
“My sister is NOT pregnant!” [RIIIIIIGHT]
Will somebody make an illseed video? Look at this US Placers video. So unofficial, this s**t is official! Shout out to va$htie!
RANSOM VS JOE BUDDEN
Apparently Ransom has challenged Budden to a boxing match for a prize of $10,000. Ran is still calling Joey gay, but on this rap he says, I swear to God, Ill tear up ya ass even put the fear in ya Dad. BIG PAUSE. But, Im not picking sides. Ransom is ill. I didnt really care for him all that much, but I been listening a lil more and hes ill. Whats funny to me is that I STILL DONT KNOW WHY HE AND BUDDEN ARE BEEFING. HELP ME! Check out Ransom spitting. The flow dumb like Cam on 60 minutes. CLASSIC.
I told you I am feeling crazy. Shout out to Rigo.
And what?! I don’t know these dudes from a can of baked beans! They wear the same hats though. Anyway, the dude in the middle is Pete. Snoop pranked him and he got mad. Amy Winehouse’s dad busted him in the head with a guitar for being a bad influence on his Amy, I heard.
I’m out. I haven’t even done any X-Mas shopping messing with y’all, AHH and these damn rummors! That’s right – RUMMORS! – I spelled it wrong on purpose! Rummors, rummoms, rummers, rumm-pa-pum-pum! So, what!!!!!!
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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