All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
RONSON IS ALIVE – SORRY!Just so you know, Mark Ronson is alive and well.SUGE KNIGHT DOESNT NEED SECURITY
What do illseed and Suge Knight have in common? Neither one of us needs security! I heard Suge was down in D.C. over the weekend just chilllllin in the club. He was just there. He wasnt in red, no security and no rappers. I heard Suge was chilling in the VIP. Apparently, he was there in celebration of birthday parties for Boris Kodjoe and Biz Markie at Club Ibiza. My boy Mr. Mayor The G.O.V. hollad at Suge and said he was real cool. Now, whats funny is that Suge was chillin but when he wanted to hear some Death Row, the DJ played it. Ahhhh the good old days.
YOUNG BUCK OUTTA THERE MORE INFO!
For some reason, I dont think Ms. Information likes me, but I will give her credit for this anyway. (Love ya, Info!) Anyway, she recently stated that the straw that broke the camels back when he claimed that he never got any royalty money from G-Unit. Apparently, Young Buck owed the IRS about half a million and wasnt able to pay that money with his own bank. So, 50 Cent paid it for him. It has been inferred that Buck still owes about $200,000 of that money to 50 Cent. Uhhhhhh Why would Young Buck say such a thing if this was true?
SONNY BONO MURDERED?
This could qualify as a sign, but I think I am going to let it stick as a rumor. A new report is coming forward and suggesting very strongly that Sonny Bono was assassinated. You may recall a lot of rappers and their ill lyrics about hitting trees like Sonny Bono. But I am hearing that drug and gun runners killed him on the ski slopes when they thought he was going to expose them, one FBI agent charges. Bono was the mayor of Palm Springs for four years and died after hitting a tree on a Nevada ski slope in January of 1998, reports say. Ted Gunderson, an FBI agent-turned-investigator, said assassins killed him. His theory? Bono was an experienced skier and he was ambushed by hitmen that beat him to death on the slopes and staged the accident. And guess who the assassins were allegedly from and who Bono was allegedly going to out? Another investigator named Bob Fletcher has admitted that he sent Bono evidence that top US government officials were linked to arms and weapons dealers. Less than a month later, Bono was dead. No way our government would do that, right?
NO GUNS IN THE WEDDING!
Here is the latest.
People are saying now that B & J got married in a small chapel in Scarsdale Village in Westchester, NY, on Friday afternoon and after that all the other stuff popped off in Manhattan that night. Only like 30 friends and family were actually at the wedding. I think more people were at the late-night party event. The wedding reception the party event had over 200 guests of people like Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson, Usher, Wyclef Jean, Kanye West, Pharrell Williams and Jennifer Hudson, Jamie Foxx and others.
There were three guns allegedly left outside of Jay-Z and Beyonces wedding, reports gossip rag 3AM. I never thought they would have people frisking us at the door. LOL. Just kidding. I never heard of 3AM, but thats their report. I cant vouch for them. Anyway. They say Jay busted a rap in honor of Beyonce OK, Im lying. He said a speech (that made people like Gwyneth Paltrow cry) in honor of his new wife, but Beyonce actually sang to Jay. SCHWEEEEEEET! I heard there was no boo-tay for Jigga three weeks before the wedding either. And Marys on-stage congrats was against Jay-Zs directives, I heard. You know Mary does what she wants!
I have more info on these two but I know people are tired of it at this point.
PICS OF JAY AND B YES, STANS!
Here are some pics to satisfy the stans and sicken the haters.
Why all the hiding? I heard Jay-Z was at the 40/40 and simply said “Thank you” to those congratulating him. He was watching NCAA basketball.
I don’t think this resembles B.
Kanye West has some deal with French Designer Louis Vuitton. The papers are all signed. We just can’t determine what the deal is. Below is a picture of him signing the actual deal. A lot of candy there, eh?
FUNERAL INFO FROSTY FREEZE OF THE ROCK STEADY CREW
Funeral services for Frosty Freeze of Rock Steady Crew will be held onTuesday at: Unity Funeral Chapels Inc 2352 8th Avenue by 126th Street New York New York10027 Phone: (212) 666-8300 The Viewing will be from 9:00 AM – 11:00 AM and a service will begin at noon.
RIP, FROSTY FREEZE
CALL ME A B***H RIGHT NOW!
I would never mess with Rell Hell on my best day. Hell Rell lets it all out. This dude will kill you, your mother and you kids. This means he has elevated past my knuckle game, which is pretty good.
They are saying that Rev. Runs daughter is dating “Compton A$$ Terry” the skater who is on Pharell’s skate team? Could be wrong, but he sure looks like the dude in the pics.
Jasmine Guy has filed from divorce from Terrance Duckett, her husband of nearly 10 years. Love changes for Whitley.
I heard that Akon has a book deal that will reveal his efforts in the print world.
As you know, T-Pains mother has a management company. I heard T and his madre are going to be hosting a talent showcase to get acts and to introduce the world to their new label.
I heard that Brandy is preggers by a well-known producer, but Im not going to say. I dont believe this one.
Profit101, who posts right here on AHH, told me that he interviewed AZ and he shot down the idea of a AZ/Nas CD. That rumor is dead.
Rumor has it Mike Vick is quarterbacking the prison football team. Way to stay productive!
Jay-Z has added a pair of new UK dates for my British family. This is a show with Linkin Park at Londons Hyde Park, another hot venue across the pond.
I tried to defend Dallas Austin, but you cant say sorry for people that call Black people n***r. You let them do that. Brandon Davis and Dallas Austin = together forever:
I want to apologize on Brandons behalf. He didnt mean it, man.
Here is the video for you guys to say. (By the way, I dont think its justified for tmz to call Dilly Dally uncle tom unless that have a member of the Nation on staff).
YO! Madonna is BUGGIN! She compared Brit Spears woes to plight of some Africans:
“It’s very painful [to see Brit like this]. When you think about the way people treat each other in Africa, about witchcraft and people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other, then come back here and, you know, people taking pictures of people when they’re in their homes, being taken to hospitals, or suffering, and selling them, getting energy from them, that’s a terrible infliction of cruelty. I guess.
More Ray-J foolishness. He talks about how Biggie smelled when they met.:
Then I seen Big and he was like, Whats up, my n***a. I hugged Big and the n***a smelled like soap. Thats all I remember. He just smelled fresh like, Damn, he a big n***a but he smell like soap. [Illseed note. What was he supposed to smell like? Doo doo? Hot funk? Chrysanthemums? Ray-Z will say what ever it takes!]
Film maker Spike Lee on Obama and Michelle (nymag.com)
Im riding my man Obama. I think hes a visionary. Actually, Barack told me the first date he took Michelle to was Do the Right Thing. I said, Thank God I made it. Otherwise you would have taken her to Soul Man. Michelle would have been like, Whats wrong with this brother?”
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
OMG. I dont know if this is a sign of the worlds end or just certain parts of it. Ever heard of The Grid? Neither have I until this article was sent to me. The Grid is a new sort of internet killer that would download at speeds about 10,000 times faster than a typical broadband connection. Click here for more. Kay Slay isnt going to like this one bit.
The internet is just messing the game up period. Anybody can be anybody. A dude can really be a girl or vice versa. I can take a picture of the most thorough nigga in the world and put a wig on him and people believe it! Its nasty. [Read the full interview]
LIL WAYNES NEW DANCE UHMMMM STRANGE.
Lil Wayne recently showed a bunch of people his new dance, The Wam and he also saved a mans life from certain beat down at the hands of his huge body guards. But the Wam his presentation was way off. Check it out.
THE ILLEST WHITE RAPPER WITH A LOVE JONES
And people say Hip-Hop isnt love.
I said it once and I said it again. Youtube can stop you from being president. This kid might have been president if he didnt do this.
ICE-T RIPS THE MIC!
The homey still has it. Over 20 years in the game.
ALLHIPHOP READER STAR ENCOUNTERS!
My homey Tif tells a hilarious story about an encounter with a megastar about 3 years ago:
I was at this club, the 5 spot in Philly looking for an act I had booked there who is notoriously late. I went to the green room looking for her and everybody ignored me. Finally I asked this girl– “have you seen Queen Sheba, she’s featuring tonight”. The girl looked at me rolled her eyes and brushed past me. She was light had girly cornrows so I say “go ahead you Alicia Keys wanna be!” She turns her head gives me a snide look and keeps on walking. I go back to my table and tell my girlfriend queen Sheba is nowhere to be found, but there was this lil rude girl down there. I went to explain and River the host goes “We have a surprise for yall tonight– ladies and gentleman– welcome to the stage– Alicia keys!!!”Tif Lost. LMAO!
Lola Luv Angel is what she is, but look at this and tell me – is it real!?
This is a married up 2008 Usher…not Michael Jackson in 1990.
Solange’s promo pic is looking interesting.
SONNY BONO DEDICATION!
LMAO! Straight up, I dont know Sonny or Cher like that, but everybody knows I Got You Babe. I am the ONLY Hip-Hop person that can get away with this.
MIDGET AMY WINEHOUSE!
BIG BOI DOES BALLET!
YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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