DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor
and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have
whispered in our ear. Read on.
OUCH – NOT A LOT GOING ON!
If you want, check me out at illseed.com. There’s something
going on there like Jay-Z, Shaq…on a track? How You can Be KANYE! Some other junk. Aside from that, I am like, “Where
are all the rumors?” I mean, now I can appreciate all the drama and BS…because
when there is nothing going on, I can’t deal. Lets see what I can scrape up.
LIL WAYNE HURTS FEELINGS IN CANADA
King Blito hit me up and told me that he is saddened and
disappointed that Lil Wayne didn’t show up to a performance at the Tribe Hyper
Club in Montreal. Now, I am not sure if they got juxed in Canada or not,
because I know Weezy is past the club level. Still,
promoters at the club told
people all night he was on his way. A bouncer even said
Wayne
was at the air port on his way there. Never showed up. Now, they say Wayne was to do another
show on the 30th. I hope he makes it, because fans are quick to go
from hurt to anger…
ALICIA KEYS TO RETIRE?
There is a depressing rumor talking about Alicia Keys is
going to retire by the age of 30. She ‘bet not! Listen, people need to stop
talking this crazy mess. Now, what her real plans seems to be…is to work really
hard from now until 30, so she can be straight on the money side. At that
point, she will take some time to travel the world and see things you can’t see
when touring. “I am working hard now so I have the choice to retire when I
want. I would like to travel the world
and stay in places instead of having to move on like I do now. I want to
experience difference cultures,” she told contactmusic.com. I don’t see it
happening. Her music is way to classic to just depart like that.
THE JACKSON REUNION/REALITY/RECORD…SHOW
There she goes again. Shelz talks about the looming Jackson
Family…everything.
Now there are many reasons this is not a good thing, but I
don’t have to list them for you. You
will figure them out all on your own. A Jackson 5 reunion? A new millenium Jackson 5 recording? A Jackson
5 reality show? I already have a
headache. Check the premise. The entire pack of “kids” move back
to the parents abode and record an album as the prying cameras capture every
wacky, madcap moment. The show, per The Enquirer, is the brain child of
Patriarch Joe and would incorporate MJ and JJ.
However, Mike would not be living in the house nor recording with the
fam. I guess they are way too old to
interest him. Hell, I think they are way
too old to interest most. And where is
JD gonna sleep; in a box under JJ’s bed?
Imagine the fun that would ensue if Papa Joe caught him in the house
after dark. And even Latoya is supposed to be part of the project. I can see it now: hip fractures and silicone
and snakes and gloves and jheri-curl juice and Websters all over the place. I
really hope this isn’t true.
ICE-T – RUNNING HIS JIBS?
Snitching? Ice-T recently did an interview and the Soulja
Boy stuff came up. Ice blamed the dudes that did that CD and then said his son,
Lil’ Ice, put him up to the youtube video! Let me find out Ice… Seriously, from
what he said is that he didn’t know anything about “a youtube” and his son said
it was the only way to get back at Soulja Boy, who was using advanced
technology against him. Anyway, Ice did it and admitted it wasn’t his fortay.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Go Go Boyyyeeee! On the Soulja Boy side, rumors say Raz-B is
getting married. EH.
Revenger~ Mos Def’s ex-wife has a book coming and she claims
he abused her. Hmmm…you don’t know the stuff I heard about her when they got
married. I didn’t even rumor it out of respect for Mos. SMH.
Won’t Help: Rodney Jerkins and Brandy are reportedly getting
back together for her next album.
Fraud! Somebody tried to get me to cry, but telling me Kelly
Rowland is pregnant. But, they don’t know…I’ma man and I’m tell you that ain’t
hardly true!
Wedding Alert! I heard Reggie Bush might have proposed to
Kim Kardashian in the last two days.
R. KELZ “A MILLI” RAP SONG
Shelz gave me the audio, but I am not about to play this
damn “A Milli R. Kelly” mix. A Milli what? A Milli Underaged Girls? Come on,
son. Here is what Shelz has to say about it:
Ok so I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say we
are so over that damn milli track.
Instead of listing who has thrown some lyrics over it, it would be
easier to say who didnt. The last couple
of weeks have created some straglers, but at this point we could probably hear Pacs voice over this and be
like, stop! But I’m going to sneak in
one more. Kelz…. The only reason I
listened to this was because I’m waiting for him to drop some cryptic
confession type lyrics like OJ. I didnt
bang that child, but if I had this is how I would do it. Didnt happen 🙁 But I feel like there are certain words he
should definitely steer clear of; like bang, shorty and girl. He managed to use all of them in his 16 bars.
We love them girls, girls, girls, girls? Yeah Kelz, we know.
IN CASE YOU NEED LYRICS…
Jay-Z American Boy verse
“London’s
bridges are falling down/ Not bridges but britches when Jigga’s in town
Lady show me your knickers/ I might let you kick it if you
don’t tell the missus,
Quick, run, before the tabloids come/ Run into the night or
we might end up in The Sun
I’m just taking the p###- unless you gon’ do it
Oh no Nelly’s gone so Makavelli/ Bring Tupac of condoms when
you come to the tele,
Tell me if this is true/ If diamond’s are a girls’ best
friend my crew
Would like to extend an invitation to you/ We like to invite
you to
Our family..(pause)/ Jewelry I mean ‘cause my jewels are
currently being guarded by the Queen.”
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
I can’t say I am the biggest on world affairs, but somebody
sent me this and it piqued my interest. Iran
and Israel
have beef and they are talking back and forth about what they are going to do
to each other. Now, there are rumors that Israeli soldiers have been practicing
for an attack on Iran.
Not a good look. “They know full well what the consequences of such an act
would be,” said Iran’s
foreign minister Manouchehr Mottaki. Uh..yeah. Now, I know I sound stupid, but
the news is saying these tensions are pushing up oil and gas prices! Iran is building nuclear arms for the purpose of
electricity, they say, but the Westerners and Israel feel its for more diabolical
reasons. How about you all just work it out so gas can come down to .99 a
galloon?
RANDOM QUOTES – The Jay-Z Edition:
Jay-Z Talked To MTV Base about Glasto in the UK:
On the show itself:
“It was one of those nervous moments right before I went on
and I haven’t had that feeling in a long time.”
Jigga, on feeling so euro and rocking with Oasis’ hit “Wonderwall”:
“That’s my sense of humor. I have a sense of humor like a
Brit’ so I thought people would appreciate that. Noel Gallagher was one of the
biggest detractors so I figured that was a cool way to start the show.”
Despite the issues, will Jay-Z do the huge festival again?
“Of course. It was
incredible. I even had wellies in the car but I didn’t need them!”
Jay-Z, on Amy Crackhouse calling Kanye a c***t:
“She said something about Kanye late on [in her set] but I
didn’t hear it. I don’t agree with it. He’s my brother and the biggest artist
on Roc-A-Fella right now. … I guess I should hook them up, because he’s a
great guy, too. I don’t know what the problem is. I don’t know where that came
from.”
RANDOM QUOTES: THE “SAY WHAT” EDITION!
Kanye West proclaims the G.O.A.T.:
“NAS IS THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME, MARC JACOBS IS THE
ONLY RELEVANT AMERICAN DESIGNER AND LANVIN RUN’S S**T!!!
[illseed note: I wonder what Jay-Z has to say about THAT.]
The Game took metaphors to the next level in AllHipHop.com’s
last interview with him:
“There’s not a rapper in the world that I can’t lyrically
f**k in the a** so I don’t think nobody really wanna cross that line with me.
Once you do, just know it’s a chance you might never be able to feed your kids
and your family ‘cause I’mma put your s**t to a dead stop and I don’t care who
you are.”
[Clearly, there is nobody f**king with The Game.]
Somebody forwarded me and email from a person telling me the
status of Royce Da 5’ 9” and his arm:
“Did you know that Royce broke his arm arm-wrestling a fan
in the Netherlands?
He had to have surgery and pins in his arm.”
[Illseed note: Damn Royce!]
The man that Amy Winehouse tried to beat up is talking
[nme.com]:
“I saw a hat being thrown from behind me and it hit
Amy’s beehive. She looked down, saw me looking up, and her elbow went for me.
She caught my forehead, then someone may have shouted something from the back,
which is when she went in again. It is all part of the Glastonbury experience. I’m just pleased I
got to see her. She did a great act. Not everyone can say they have been hit by
Amy Winehouse. I just want to shake the person who threw the hat.”
Method Man talks about Soulja Boy (the Nutz / Power 98.3):
“Lyrically, he’s not the truth. Like, he’s a shorty. What
life experience does he have where he can go up against a Nas or a Lil Wayne
for that matter. It is what it is. These kids like him. Don’t hate on the lil’
n***a. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not biggin’ up Soulja Boy. I think the n####
sucks too. Bottom-line, I think he’s garbage. I don’t think everybody should be
blaming him for the state of Hip-Hop. You can’t just put that on his
shoulders.”
Young Jeezy on Obama and McCain [MTV]:
“Barack, he has a lot of things going for him. He’s
ahead of his time. Given the right chance, he’ll make some type of change.
We’ll feel it. I really feel that. John McCain is cool, but he looks like a
fraud to me.”
BEYONCE LOVES HER MAN
I told you B was hype over the Jay-Z show, but here you go…
Is that Mel B’s Husband?
YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!
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