is kind of slow round these parts in the rumor tip, but here we go.
Jackson has been hospitalized after falling ill prior to a concert, according
to reports. Right before a show in Montreal on Monday she
was sickened right before her sound check. She was then run straight to the
hospital. Nobody really knows exactly
all know JD is the party master, but the NY Post reports, he had a lil too much fun .and Janet paid the price. JD turned 36 (thats
it?) last week and he drank and drank and drank. Finally, he let it all out
right in Janets LAP. They said Ms. Nasty (Janet) bolted from the venue in
haste. I know they are really in love whew!
RUTHLESS GOES NICE?
Tomica Wright CEO of Ruthless Records is about to take the
house that Eazy-E built is about to sign a positive
rap album called All Rap Aint Bad project. Obviously,
you cant sign an album, but guess she is buying the
rights to the album. Apparently this album is a positive |CD geared to motivate
kids to make the right choices. This has been very counter to what Ruthless is
known for. As you should know, Ruthless is a consummate gangsta
label. A heard this joint will actually get some gangsta
talent doing some good tings for the hood. Teacher Stephen Ashford put this
together (if its real) and features Ice-T,Flava
Flav,E-40,Keak Da Sneak,Yukmouth,Young
M.C.,Big Duke (Boyz In Da Hood). Nice! See all rumors arent bad!
HURRICANE IKE STILL
Im not sure, but I heard Bun B is doing some big things
down there in Texas
as far as the Hurricane Ike relief effort is concerned. I heard Hes got a new
song with Young Buck and Gucci Mane, which they plan to shoot a video for. I
thought Gucci was in jail, but apparently he hasnt started his time yet. I
also heard that Chamillionaire was doing some work
regarding relieve in Texas
too. Im not sure but there is apparently some store of video game challenge
for something for $20k that will go to Hurricane Ike charities. Dont quote me.
I do know Cham and Trae
were doing work out there, hand to hand with people on the street.
WORKING FOR DIDDY?
STEALING FROM PHARRELL?
Diddy reportedly chastised one of
his staff members when they stole information from Pharrell
Williams and started to hit up the skate rapper. The person that worked with Diddy was also an aspiring rap artist. Well, the dude
wanted to work with Pharrell like everybody in the
universe and started to hit him up via email. Well, P didnt know who this dude
was and eventually complained. Diddy was contacted
and the person got a lashing for it.
MEL B DOES PLAYBOY?
Mel B has done well for herself.
And now for men like myself, she is about to do better. She is reportedly going
to do Playboy and cake up some nice money for posing nude. Now they are using
some words like artistic so I dont know. Thats a code word for not all the
way nude. I heard she is going to get some money in the high six-figures.
She told the UK Mirror, “I was offered Playboy last
year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but thats not
to say I wouldnt consider it in the future. I have no problems walking around
the house naked or anything.”
BOW WOW KNOCKS UP
What do Kool G Rap and Bow Wow
have in common? No, it has nothing to do with rap they have nothing in common
there. Apparently, they might share a Baby Momma in Karrine
according to mediatakeout. Who
knows? This broad has been complaining about being sick or something and saying
sorry to the media that she missed. I guess, she might wanna
just reveal whether or not she has a lil bow wow in
her gut. In the event there is some truth to this, Bow Wow will appear in the
epic fail section of the site. She said the last time she was sick was on labor
day. Was that some code talk? Show knows! Rubbing your tummy ahhhh I feel like a media sucker for even yappin about this.
I heard Yung Berg is working on a new mixtape.
Chamillionaire reportedly has a
new group coming out called Money, Fame, Respect. I just dont know who the
other members are.
I heard Benzino is about to come
back out. No word on whether or not hes coming back on a white horse or not.
My boy Marc and I have a bet that Dr. will/will not come out
this year. I bet he will, he says no.
Shout out to Travis Barker and DJ AM
they both have been released from the hospital. Click
here to read about it.
lost about a trillion dollars as the stock exchanged plummeted. How did we get
here? Click here
to find out!
Jadakiss will feature Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne, Ghostface and Raekwon on his next
CD called Kiss My A$$.
Chris Brown and Rhianna need to
stop the trips to KFC. Thats corny. Just do a commercial and get it over with.
Somebody get Drama on the phone! LOL.
I heard Jeezy used the f-word as it pertains to his
I dont know anybody that wants to see this, but there is a
Brit Spears sex tape lingering overseas somewhere.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS
COMING TO AN END
State Parkway in NJ is a highway to hell and
eternal damnation! There is a metal marker sign at the 66.6 point at the GSP
and the New Jersey Turnpike Authority cannot seem to figure out why the mark of
the Devil sign keeps disappearing. The
only think is, this is a nationwide issue. If you have
a street sign that has 666 in it, you are probably having a difficult time
keeping it. The local government cannot really tell what is happening. Are
Satan worshippers stealing these signs and decorating their houses? So, what
are they doing? They are messing up the Satanic flow
by adding or taking away a number. So Route 666 might become Route 666.5 or
665. The Satanists go limp after that .lol. At any
rate, it seems to be a sign because there seem to be a lot of Devils that come
out at night for these signs like the freaks they are.
SIGNS PART TWO
A Louisiana state
rep is so nice, he is willing and ready to pay poor women $1,000 to have their
tubes tied. (In this economy?) Read
about this here.
SIGNS PART THREE
A woman stores her kids corpses in her freeze. Just great. Click
here to read this foolish madness.
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My boy Jasiri X and I have a new
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SHELZ- MARKET WATCH
Ya know, I’m having a hard time
concerning myself with famous people who blow chunks (See JD and Amy Winehouse), famous people who break up (see Dro and Fantasia) or famous people who have albums we wont see’til pigs fly (see Dre and Em).The financial system in this country is rank like Yayo’s flow and the possible credit freeze should scare the
bejebus out of all of us. Now I know you are thinking if they freeze
credit lines, you won’t be able to get those new spinners with the Swarovski crystals to put on your Neon but no folks, I
need you to think outside the box.
Some coal mine in WV can’t secure credit to handle payroll
and repairs. The mine closes and can’t
shuttle coal to the nearby power plant.
With no coal, the plant shuts down and voila Yo
ass is reading AHH by candle light.
(Yeah, I know your PC needs juice too.
It’s called narrative license.)
And to prevent this, we are supposed to hand over $700,000,000,000.00 to
some non-regulating regulator’s golf pal who probably parties with the same
greedy asses who put us in this situation to begin with? What? Huh? Seriously?
So even if you don’t have any money, this will affect
you. I’m horribly concerned about the
five cents I have. I’m thinking of getting every one of them out of the bank,
putting them in a pillow case, putting the pillow case in a safe, burying the
safe 10 feet deep and then sitting on the overturned ground with a Desert Eagle
in one hand, a grenade in the other and a blade under my tongue.
Yeah, this is more bloggish than rumorish, but in the grand scheme what difference does it
make? I probably won’t have power
Aaaaand I’m out!
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