All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
THE DAILY TWO CENTS
Is it me or is there a new cult being formed? The Snuggie has infiltrated our lives and homes. Not my home, but it would seem that this is the dumbest thing ever. Click here for my mini-editorial on the Cult of the Snuggie. There is a video too.
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JAY-ZS NEW SONG
Looks like Jay-Z has a new song, right?! A-HA! I got the scoop! The song might be new to most of us, but its over a year old, in fact. Here is what happened. Last year, Jay-Z released American Gangster. There was a song called Money Goes and it chronicled the downward spiral of the gangster. The only thing is, that song was pretty repetitive of other songs that were on a similar note. It was cut from AG. Now that we are in a full-blown recession; it appears that the song has new meaning.
CHARLI BALTIMORE TALKS LIL KIM, FAITH AND BIGGIE
Here is the part 2 of the interview with Charli Baltimore. She goes into a number of things, but here she talks about the one time she saw Biggie go off on Lil Kim.
Charli Baltimore: The only violence I ever saw was a situation where Big and I were together on the bus and my clothes were strewn all over the bus and I couldnt figure out why I didnt know what was going on at the time. I said, Why are my clothes all over the bus like this? They were folded up nice and neat. We were in the back of the bus and I walked off the bus and when I was coming back on Kim was getting kicked off the bus foot to her butt, onto the ground. She had rummaged through my clothing, Big was upset about it and he kicked her on the butt off the bus. That was the only violence Ive ever seen between them.
YUNG BERG RESURFACES!
The Love Project is the name of the new Yung Berg album. The guy is working with some new dude on his project and the new dude is working on Bergs. Berg makes it clear: NO BEEF! We aint beefin [and] we aint talking to no haters. Its all about music and putting out hit records.
I guess there will be no come up for Cap1 through Berg?
SOULJA BOY EXPLAINS THE HOME INVASION
As told to Big Boy, the radio host:
Basically I was at my crib and I had my album release party at my club that night. I got back to my house at around 3 in the morning and I was in the studio recording. So two of my homeboys was in the living room and Me and Arab we was in the studio recording. And somebody kicked in the door. One dude ran in put the AK to my homeboy head, put him on the floor. The other two ran in my homeboy jumped in the other room so the other two dudes ran back so I peeped in the door and they running through my house with Ks and pistols so I ducked back. I really cant dwell on what happened after that, but it was a messed up situation [and] Im glad everyone made it out alive.
I thought perhaps it was a publicity ploy.
CHARLES HAMILTON VS SERIUS JONES…A BATTLE!
MIKE TYSON CLEARS UP THE RUMORS
Mike Tyson has released a statement denying that hes going to fight anybody. The rumors about me fighting Evander Holyfield are just that, rumors. Last week the rumors had me making a marriage proposal to a girl from England and this week they have me fighting Evander in October. This is good news. WHEW. Mike is far removed from the boxing ring.
Kanye West emailed me! He gave me permission to stream some song. I dont know, but I was glad to get that email.
According to Bossip, Kelly and Matthew Knowles are no longer working together. Now, Matthew can make a star out of my girl Keri Hilson.
Producer Choke No Joke is claiming that Aaliyah was Jay-Zs girl before Dame Dash. Im not touching that.
Angela Simmons is still reportedly dating Skillz of Play-N-Skillz.
There was a crazy rumor that Fabolous had a bit of credit card problems when he went to hang out with his crew. They say he tried like five cards and none of them worked. They ended up just paying cash, I heard.
Janet Jackson was supposed to tour Japan, but she has canceled it.
Rihanna is rumored to be in contention for one of Charlies Angels when they decide to bring the movie back.
I think I had a rumor that counters this but, Amy Winehouse has reportedly applied for permission to visit her buggy hubby in jail. She wants to work it out.
What will Jay-Z do upon retirement? Jigga man says he might open up an art gallery and run that.
Some news caster named Eamonn Holmes wants to slap fire out of Rihanna (Star magazine).
“I find the entourages that some people come with, especially the Americans, really pathetic. Rihanna, for example, is a beautiful girl, but if she was your daughter, you’d give her a slap and tell her to wise up. She is surrounded by people who treat her like a little flower.”
So what is Puff saying?
ILL PIC 2
I know some jag-off is going to tell me how this isnt Hip-Hop, but here it is. Jessica Simpson has put on some weight. Do we care? I think this is a set up to get an endorsement via Jenny Craig or something.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
Ladies, if you are with a man, think twice about how crazy that dude is. A UK man murdered his wife after she had changed her marital status to single Facebook. The two were totally estranged, but she made the mistake of not de-friending him. Edward Richardson, 41, killed Sarah Richardson, 26, in her parents house last May. The guy really thought it out too. He went to the house, broke into the home through the front window and killed her. He then tried and failed to kill himself. Why not just kill yourself I mean, sheeesh! Here is another crazy Facebook story from the UK. A British man sliced his wife up with a meat cleaver after she changed her Facebook status to “single.” Hes doing 14 years in a U.K. prison. That was a pretty light sentence!
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
Man, break dancing aint what it used to be. I put this on illseed.com yesterday, but here you go. THE BREAK DANCE FAIL!
Epic Fail 2: If you do a lot of masturbating, you might want to get checked for cancer. Click here for the horrible news.
MY HOMEY JASIRI X- This Week With Jasiri X Episode 18
This dude is one of my favorite MCs and you can straight quote me on that. THIS IS THE HIP-HOP I LOVE. Thats all I have to say, This is the end of the season but Jasiri, thank you.
This is our defining moment .even if it seems like times are hopeless.
Where Have I Seen This Before?
This concept looks so familiar to me. Has someone made a show like this before? And will this come on before or after Terrell Owens new show? Damn, TV sucks.
Guess What Uncle Murda’s New Website Features.
Yup, murders. Why just get stuck with the same ole run of the mill murders you catch in your home town when you can see murder from other states, murder imported from other countries and even from other continents. The murder news stories that grace the center of the page are sandwiched between shorter, blotter-style murder stories on the left and murder scenes from movies on the right. It’s like a big murder one stop shop.
Want to Know What Phonte Thinks About Notorious? Sure Ya Do!
His movie in a minute series is pretty informative, especially for folks like me who spend Saturdays watching movies about talking dogs or pandas who know kung fu.
RIHANNA GETS HER OWN SECTION
I know I love Keri Hilson, but I have to cheat right now. Stunning.
REMEMBER OSCAR GRANT – KEEP PROTESTING!
THE CULT OF SNUGGIE, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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