All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
THE TRUTH IS IN THE TEXT and PHONE RECORDS
I start this entry off saying that Keshia Chante has denied that she had anything to do with this fracas. The direct quote was She was nowhere near Rihanna or Chris Brown. She had nothing to do with any of that.” Also, they maintain that she barely knows Chris. I have told you what I have told you from sources that maintain they are close to the matter. So, here is the latest on what illseed presents. I have sources that have information related to phone records.
Here is a summation of what I recieved.
This is all from about 11:30 pm to 1:00 am the night of the alleged “incident.”
A lot of the numbers were repetitive and were used with texting and incoming/outgoing phone calls
Rihanna’s account made an outgoing call to a Melissa Forde (in doing research, I found this to be her assistant and friend), which was made around 12:15am. This was the first call outgoing call and answered incoming call that Rihanna made that evening.
Then around 12:40am short outgoing calls were made to a company called Rebel One Management (Rihannas managers) According to our source, these outgoing calls lasted between 8 seconds to 15 seconds each. Voice mail?
The next outgoing call was instantly made after the Rebel One Management company call to another person named Marc Jordan.
PEEP THIS: this is illseed. Im chill right now. Please believe check it, I am going to put some more to this through the whole week. Stay-freakin-tuned.
OJ DA JUICEMAN GOT ROBBED?
Rumor has it OJ Da Juice man got robbed at Patchwork Studos. Sadly, I heard OJ got beat down pretty bad. The thing is, his guys did show up with a lot of guns but it was too late. The jackers allegedly took his chain and ran off. I dont know how true this is, but I got it from several sources.
PARIS HILTON SPITS!
I didnt want to put this mess up, but I had to.
It looks like any other baby to me, but its Mias!
Thanks to everybody that gave me the sccop on what Kimbo Slice is doing these days. I love how Kimbo haters act like he cant knock people out! Hes not an MMA traditional fighter, but he puts butts in seats!
Marlon Jackson is a partner in a company that will be offering slavery themed park based in Nigeria. In some strange way, they will incorporate Jackson 5 memorabilia. Was Motown that bad?! I KID!
Lil’ Wayne has been sued for a cool $1.3 million after the rapper a missed New York concert date.
Aubrey O’Day has reportedly and rumored to be a bi-sexual woman. You know what? Good for her! Her playboy pics werent bad at all.
The dudes that beat up Suge Knight were tasered to save the Death Row mogul from that beatdown.
Raz-B is at it again. Dude posted pics of his Johnson on the internet. SMH at this sick display.
Kanye West is talking in Details:
“Put this in the magazine: There’s nothing more to be said about music. I’m the f**king end-all, be-all of music. I know what I’m doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It’s on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let’s talk about how my f**king sweater didn’t come back right from Korea. That’s what’s interesting me.”
50 Cent revealing the good part of Rick Ross:
The only cool thing that he can have on his resume of things that he’s done is sleep with Foxy Brown. She jumped off with the officer…
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
A woman has pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for basically exercising her 73-year-old husband to death. Christine Newton-John, 41, was caught swimming with her spouse in a swimming pool and refused to let him leave the water. This was all caught on tape. Now, on the tape, she pulled James Mason in the water by his arms and legs. She also stopped the elderly man from leaving the pool, even though the vid shows him gasping for air. The man went on to have a damn heart attack from being overworked. Newton-John now faces about 5 years in jail for this. There wasnt enough evidence to convict on murder. They said that she was after the loot. But, here is the kicker, if you read this far down. The old MAN was with a MAN in that pool. That right, when James Mason met Christine Newton-John he was named John Vallandingham. He had himself turned into a woman in 1993 and changed her/his name in honor of Olivia Newton-John, the singer/actor. The got married in 06 and she killed him in 08. SMH.
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
This is THE fail of the year, I think. A married Chinese businessman thought he was the man. He was the man, because, in addition to being married, he had five mistresses on the side. The man realized thanks to this global recssion he could no longer afford five mistresses. He decided to hold a competition to decide which one of his hoecakes to keep. The mans least favored mistress got eliminated by the judges in the first round. Well, this business man apparently decided that they would all leave the contest together. The loser drove the car. The loser drove the car off a cliff and killed herself. All the others survived. But, all the mistresses left the man. The wife left the man. And the man lost his business. FAIL!
Movado got a feel, but the feel felt him too.
OBAMA SIGNS THE STIMULUS BILL INTO LIFE
Maybe I will give you the rest of the Chris and RiRi stuff. I dont know.
I’M BACK IN: THE NY POST OFFERS THIS TASTY BIT OF RACISM!Al Sharpton has already offered his comments. Tell me yours. JD: HELP THIS KAT OUT! KRISS KROSS’ CHRIS!This is a damn shame right here! This boy used to have HIT RECORDS AND NOW THIS? Kriss Kross was the original Lil Bow Wow with their song “Jump.”
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OBAMA, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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