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Hip-Hop Rumors: Cakelady Wants 50 Cent! Chrihanna’s New Love Song! NWA Movie Rumors!

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

TODAY’S RUMORS!

THE DAILY TWO CENT

Some of these are from yesterday, some are new. I barely made it.

FOXY BROWN RUMORS…NO AKON?

You saw the recent rumors of Lil Kim getting down with Akon, but the original rumor was that Foxy Brown was going over to Konvict. Well, I am getting some rumor material as to why Fox won’t be going over. Mainly, she been reportedly focusing on more getting her reality show and her book to jump off . The good side is that fans can expect a Foxy Brown album late 2009. We’ll see.

CHRIS AND RIHANNA’S NEW MOVE

This isn’t hot off the presses but, RiRi seen partying the other night. She was in the club for four hours and never took off her sunglasses. On the other side, there are new rumors that Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a late night session and are looking to do an emotional song. TMZ reports that the song is produced by Polow Da Don and Polow actually got them to do the love song. Polow was in the place where he said that they needed to do it now so that they could really connect with the audience. Hopefully…something positive comes out of the madness. Do you think Tina Davis will do the hook?

Nickelodeon is coming underfire for not banishing Chris Brown from the ‘Kids’ Choice Awards. Protesters are demanding that they cancel is nomination, but Chris ended up removing himself from contention.

SOLANGE CHEATS DEATH! DEER, NOT SO LUCKY.

Solange Knowles cheated death? How do you cheat death? Either you were going to go or you weren’t. Ain’t no stopping death when it wants to come through. When her tour bus plowed into a herd of deer the singer was tossed about her coach room like a rag doll. I mean, I made that up. Guess what Solange did…she twittered about it!

“I’m on the phone baking like betty in my bus bunk and CRASH! Thought I was dead, but turns out we ran into a family of dear…I can’t believe it. Were all ok tho! Guitar player flew out of bunk n hurt his hand a little…But I’m saying a huge prayer of thanks right now. God is good ALL the time!”

F**k that…I want to know how the f**kin’ deer are doing!?

Oh snap…the deers have twitter too. The father deer said:

“F**k Solange! That, chick and her big, stupid killing machine mowed down my whole family! Killed my wife, my 4 does and everything. All she can do is request a prayer from ‘God.’ My family is dead. I’m writing a letter to you… “Deer Solange, Thank you for destroying me and not caring!””

THE CAKE LADY SPEAKS TO ILLSEED!

Like I told you, the people around the Kim the Cake Lady are looking to get her with 50 Cent. I’m trying to get her to do an illseed cake for me to promote. We’ll seed.

“I recently launched my business “Ohh That’s Cute” and am in business to pursue my passion of creativity by creating cakes for various events, people and businesses. It appears that my cake has gained some attention. This cake was a gift to an artist visting my city…that’s it. To answer several questions that people have asked me about the cake YES I was quite suprised at what I saw from the video msg Ross put out. I was happy to create the cake for Rick Ross and would love to create a cake for 50 or anyone else that would desire my services. Please spread the word and take the opportunity to see my work and visit my website at http://www.freewebs.com/ohhthatscute and I look forward to hearing from you soon!”

-Kim

THE WAYNE RIP-OFFS ROLL ON!

I don’t know these people, but others do. I’m just doing my civic duty right now.

To whom it may concern,

I am writing in reply to the Philly promoter who is a con artist. This guy stole $10,000 from my business partner in December 2007 for Keyshia Cole. Now the interesting part is that it wasn’t Walt but it was his son; Mark! On phone conversations he admits to stealing the money & knows the court systems are too faulty to do anything to bring him down. He, his father, & probably anyone associated with them is scum. Please pass this around & I hope you can post this email on your site in order to unite all the victims of this industry’s Bernie Madoff.

P.S. Visit “The Rip Off Report” site & you can see people he has stolen from…

WHERE WAYNE?

I heard he’s in the Dominican Republic and that may be the reason he’s not around!

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Lil Eazy-E is rumored to be playing his father Eazy-E in the upcoming NWA movie and Ice Cube’s son should be playing his dad. WOW!

Lil Cease has been hard at work and he’s dropping a new album this year, I am hearing. Also, he’s reportedly working on a new documentary based on all the members of Junior Mafia.

Faith Evans and Teena- Marie will work together for the elder superstar’s new album. Faith is also dropping a new album late 2009, I heard.

There was a rumor that DJ Am was supposed to be on the tragic flight to Buffalo. That’s not true, but DJ Am no longer flies. I don’t blame him.

People I know have told me that Gucci Mane is already booking shows for when he gets out of jail. I heard he gets out in July. I also am hearing that he’ll be making some personnel changes when he does get out.

“Chocolate News” (David Allen Grier’s show) on Comedy Central has been cancelled. Not the year for a lot of people.

Click here to get the best breakfast gospel song ever…and probably the only one ever.

The day after I post up Meagan Good’s pics, I got a rumor that she’s working on an album with The Dream.

JIM JONES GOES NUTS!

I don’t know what these dudes did to Jim Jones to set him off, but they did. And I have to admit, they handled it well.

HOT MODELS, FAST CARS RULE!

Check out this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit video with three hot swimsuit models in Las Vegas. This was fully shot at the the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas before a massive Club

SI Swimsuit launch party. The girls thought they were going straight to a party, but the drivers of the cars had a surprise for them. Whoo Whooooo…I wish I was with them!

FOXY BROWN TALKS!

Check out this new interview with Foxy Brown! I love Foxy!

I still want to know what’s good with that 50 Cent diss record! OK, I will leave it alone. I know its not coming.

THE FUTURE FOR JAY-Z?

I’ve been holding out on this kid, but now I am going to sayhe’s official and verified. J. Cole is down with Jay-Z and is supposedly the first rapper on Jigga’s Roc Nation. Check him out.

KANGOL KID TALKS TO BIGGIE’S ACCOUNTANT BERT PADELL

Why is it that Biggie knew Bert and you didn’t? Biggie name-dropped him on a 112 record. Peep the interview.

DIDDY ON ELLEN!

DIDDY TALKS CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA!

TRACKDEALAZ, SON!

My goonies are the Trackdealaz son! Kidding…Still, check out this promo/music video.

KANYE PERFORMS HEARTLESS ON AMERICAN IDOL

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

Just when you thought, “Hey, I’ve heard it all,” here comes an abomination. There is a new game in Japan. The game is called “Rapelay.” And what is is is a “rape simulator” video game. Now, if you want to learn how to rape, or just rape without consequence…here you go! There is talk of banning the game, but its already basically been banned from all the retailers. It game is in circulation on the internet. You can rape somebody on a train as people watch. You can command the wind to lift up a girl’s skirt. And, in the game, the women actually enjoy getting rape. How cool! Have fun!

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY

Lloyd Banks gives back to the community. This is a nice story.

Ooops…this is old. Oh well…I’ll give it to him anyway.

ILL PICS!

Teaira Marie keeps on pushing on! I wouldn’t mind pushing on…ahhhhhhh…lemme stop!

CAPTION THESE

88 Keys and Kanye dress up as old men..for something or another.

I WILL CAPTION THIS

“F**k Hip-Hop”

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