ISSUES WITH INTERNET
Sorry, people. I am sure this will not matter to you, but I have been having issues with my internet. So, what I have today is basically a running rumor report. I only wrote a couple of things so lets get this started now.DISCLAIMER:
content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual
info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
DRAKE VS FAMOUS: THE WIFE EDITION?
Because it is a slow day, so I am going to entertain a bit of nonsense. I dont know about this, but I got a rumor about these two back in April so maybe there is some truth to it. Peep the rumor straight out of the great nation of Canada. (Not of the language has been touched)
We already know Drake is sleeping with Famous’s blasian dimepiece wifey. Matter of fact, she has many Toronto artists and athletes loving her. But besides that, I heard Famous is working on a new album/movie,just like Fabolous has,and coming out soon,cause beef with Drake and Lil Wayne.Couple of songs are disses to the both of them, he’s just heated becuase Drake slept with wifey. Famous doesn’t care that he’s with Lil wayne. But apparently the movie is wack as s**t and low budget. I don’t understand why Famous all upset anyway.not like he’s faithful to his wife.Famous likes white girls white girls, he’s definately been seen creeping around on wifey, and that’s major.Cause wifey is a keeper.
Sound real or fake?
CROOKED-I TALKS TAT!
I knew Crooked couldn’t get too upset over that tattoo! Its one of those things that you have to say, what can I do at this point? So, on twitter, he just lauged…I mean, laughed it off with Joe Budden as well. In good Slaughterhouse news, the group is like the No1 most preordered album on iTunes or something. Thats whats good!
This is what Erooked had to say about his ill-fated tat:
My tat is fresh!.. I like my H’s on the side! Slaug-H-terhouse’s Bobby Brown is clownin’ me!!? I’m goin’ live later JOEY!!!…AHAHAHAHAHAHA about 4 hours ago
Apparently Joe Budden had a few jokes for Crooked. I guess well hear about those later.
GERMAN RAPPER DISSES JOE BUDDEN!
Oh god! You know its one of those days. So, here is a diss of Joe Budden Here it is in a nutshell. It sounds like hes dissing America too. Hmmmmmm
There’s a German rapper called “Eko Fresh” who did a song with Joe Budden a ways back. Well, things have changed.
His problem now is:
He sent big Joe a myspace msg but he never answered. I guess that was reason enough for him to do a diss track.
Eko said that he paid Joe 12k for a feature and another 40k to shoot the video back then, so he feels its a big disrespect not responding to his mails. Even the Outlawz, who he was workin with a while ago too, regularly talk to him via sendspace..
In his track he goes on Joe like :
“the only hit you had was ‘pump it up’”
“you cant trick europe, everyone knows he’s a fag in the states”
“dropped from def jam, then doing conscious now fucked up by Eko”
“slaughterhouse is a fucked up crew”..
“I fuck new jersey, everyday I wear a new jersey”
KELLY CLARKSON VS BEYONCE
Kelly Clarkson is heated! She wanted to release her song Already Gone as a third single, but she has been stopped due to Beyonces Halo. B and C have the same beat thanks to a producer. The producer gave them both the same track. They both wrote to it and they both put their versions on their albums. Kelly wanted to release it even though Beyonce had hers, but her record label shot it down. Here are the songs. Let me know which you like best.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
Investigators don’t know what happened. But, a woman in Texas has been accused of killing her child – a three and a half WEEK old baby. If you don’t think we need change, I will continue. Police say the woman used a steak knife to cut up her son and eat his body. The body parts she ate varied, but she made sure she had some brain with it. She also tore the childs face of and a gang of other gross stuff. She then stabbed herself and partially slit her own throat. Do you think we need to change and move on a different course? I hope so, because this is just madness on top of madness. I really dont know where to go to escape this. Budapest?
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
If you fail a test over 700 times, you may want to take a new approach.
Kanye is ready to be the King of Pop (source unknown):
You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. Its so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and Im willing to take that on. Theres nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michaels crown and become the new King. First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanyes time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and theres nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.
LIL DUVAL RESPONDS TO STARBURY
I know you saw this, but here it is.
On the serious side, rumor has it, Starbury may have been reflecting on his father that recently died.
I heard Charlemagne dissed the mess out of Rocsi yesterday for some reason or another. I dont know.
I also heard that Starbury had something to say about Jay-Z. The only thing is, I havent been able to track that down either, because it was in the live stream of tears.
R.Kelly is reportedly calling his new album Untitled.
RZA doesnt have a twitter account. You have been hoodwinked.
Remember that Jay-Z diss record I talked about? Kanye isnt going to be on the song, according to my sources. I heard he is doing the beat.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have called it a rizzy. Its over, they say. It was mostly their careers and silly stuff like that. Theres no apparent beef.
I am hearing positive rumors about DMX and his health. I hear the dog is doing much better and his misstate is clear.
Toya Carter has reportedly dropped a lil salt in the game. It is rumored that she said that Lauren Londons baby MAY not be Waynes. Its being said that Wayne has already taken a paternity test.
They are saying Chris Tucker owes about $3 million in taxes! Mo money, mo problems!
Rihanna reportedly had no idea Chris Brown was in the Trump Hotel at the same time she was.
GERMAN RAPPER, WE LOVE YOU!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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