All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
THE DAILY TWO SENSE
Yeah, ummmm…since yesterday, I posted triple what I normally, I want to let you know that I am taking off. BUT…never fear! Chance has some GREAT rumors that I would read even if I wasn’t me. So shout out to him and here he goes.
I hate the term “Chance’s Chatter” too. So, if you have any better names for his section, let me know. Until then …
NO SLAUGHTERHOUSE ON SHADY
Royce Da 5’9 is deading rumors that Slaughterhouse will be signing with Shady. Apparently their appearance in the Forever video was just a right time right place moment. Here’s what he had to say:
“There’s gonna be rumors when somebody see something like that but it just is what it is…We just all family. As everybody knows, Em is a good friend of mine. We’ve been good friends for years. I just had my Slaugterhouse brothers in town and Paul asked me to come down and be in the video and they just happened to be in town with me so I just brought ’em”
There goes that one.
NAS AND KELIS STILL GETTING DIVORCEDEverybody got excited when Nas and Kelis showed up at a few events together earlier in the month but rumors that they are getting back together don’t seem to be true. Word is Kelis is still very intent on getting a divorce. The two will be in court November 20 to move forward with the process.
IF ONLY HITLER MET MICHAELShmuley Boteach, a rabbi, claims to have recorded conversations with Michael Jackson where he’s quoted as saying “Hitler was a genius orator. To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.” Didnt Aubrey Oday’s sexy a$$ recently say that? Michael also says he could have healed Hitlers heart (say that 5 times fast) … He probably could have…how could anybody be angry after they hear Heal The World??
Speaking of MJ he was doing some pretty dope s**t before he passed … Check out this clip about The Official Michael Jackson Opus one of the last things he worked on (skip to 2:25 to see whats special about it)
ASHANTI GOES INTO POLITICS…KINDA
Ashanit and Ja Rule were supposed to perform at the Hip Hop Honors?? Did they?? Well here she is at the Empire State Building yesterday to light it green in honor of the Wizard of Oz’s 70th Anniversary … Coincidently Iranian President Ahmadinejad is in town for the UN General Assembly … and if your up on that you know a lot of people arent happy about it so protestors are using this as a symbol for their cause as well (green is the color of support for the protests in Iran)
I’M JUST SAYIN’Sean Kingston showed up to his album release party and noone knew what it was … the paparazzi figured it was his born day so they kept saying “Happy Birthday” … did YOU know Sean Kingston was dropping an album??
Not a lot of Giants fans on Rikers Island … Plaxico Burress arrived to chants of “giants suck” and “a$$hole”… he’s currently in PC (protective custody) … guess pullin a Cheddar Bob doesn’t get you much respect in the pokey (pause)
I heard Method Man approached a well known New Jersey rapper at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors the other day and said “that ni**a ya man? who? f*ck joe buddens” … I thought that beef was squashed
Remember that scary rock dude Marilyn Manson … well he has swine flu … it’s going down out there guys
I hear RiRi is supposed to be dropping November 23
I hear Kid Cudi is dating that white girl from All That (Amanda Bynes)
If you heard someone had been arrested in the Tupac murder case it didn’t happen … a few gossip site posted about it
“YOU WANNA GO TO JAIL OR YOU WANNA GO HOME?”
So they have been looking for a serial rapist in Washington Heights, NY … Police approach some guy and show him a sketch of the suspect … dude replies “why that sure does look like me” … Police ask if he’ll give a DNA sample … “Of course” … guys DNA matches DNA found at all crime scenes … Conclusion: guy will be going to jail for a very long time
Why did I tell you that story?? Because it relates to anybody from urban America who has encountered the police at some point in their life. 9 times out of 10 your experience with the criminal justice system goes south because you f*cked up somewhere … probably because you didn’t understand your rights as a law-abiding citizen (and until they prove otherwise thats exactly what you are) so here’s a little video on how to act and maybe you can avoid that third strike:
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