DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
THE DAILY TWO SENSE
I love and hate the people! When people tell me somebody jacked my rumors, it’s a good think on the other side, I hate when people attempted to accuse me of jacking. There have been a couple instances where I’ll take something regarded as public record and write on it, but for the most part, I give credit. Then there are times when there is no source and I generally say that.
With that said, I want to shout out sexy India, who is actually a former p### star that new does a radio show Harlem Rep. She interviewed that girl that said Chance of the reality world commanded her to “pound” him. Just giving her credit! No hate. And India has my info too so we can chop it up without these random dude snitches!
J-LO’S SEX TAPE!
I love J-Lo! Always have. Now, if you are into sex tapes, there is more to love of Ms. Lopez. Apparently, the 40-year-old mother of one is not pleased with the prospect of a sex tape coming out. The tape is literally a TAPE, as it is with her and her first husband Ojani Noa and they were together in the 90’s sometime. I mean, this was before Diddy so you know its old! In fact, they say it is about 12 years ago. But, Lo Lo is already on it and is suing her ex-spouse for breach of contract and invasion of privacy. She also wants about 10k in cold cash for damages. Apparently, this tape is pretty easy on the p### meter and there is no actual sex. There are some sex games though…go figure.
JAY + BEY = JAYBIES!
Awwwwwwwwwwww SHOOT! Jay and Beyonce = some Jaybies! Now, I just made that up and if you use it, I want full credit! Anyway, Jay- had something to say about the prospective babies that may be a result of him and Beyonce getting nice. (I know that was a misuse of slang, but I cannot envision these tow having sex.) Congrats to the cool couple that seem to have it all figured out right now!
FAB DISSES JOE BUDDEN’S NEW GIRL!
I don’t follow her on Twitter, but I follow Fabolous and she must have said something he didn’t like.
Did this rebound ass chick jus make a joke about my teeth?? @somaya_reece keep my name outta Tahiry’s v#####, i mean ur mouth! POW!
I wonder what would prompt Joe’s new girl to start with Fab? Sheeesh!
And Joe didn’t say much, but he did say that there’s no beef here!
HEY! HEY! HEY! ITS FUBU!
Get on your marks, get set…GO! Time for you to run to the local store and demand that they sell you some Fubu! After being gone for several years, the brand that came out of Queens is BACK! I don’t know all the details of the return, but they are going to drape me with fresh gear one day!
COOLIO DOES THE DAMN THING!
Nobody is going to give Coolio his props until he goes out there and knocks somebody’s BLOCK OFF THEIR SHOULDERS! Shout out to him for accepting the challenge! No crack jokes, you slimey bastards!
KATT WILLIAMS IS PROBABLY INNOCENT!
Katt Williams has denied any wrongdoing after catching a burglary charges. They are blaming it on a disgruntled employee. Check out the 911 call for the dude against Katt Williams. Click here for this suspicious sounding mess! Dude just doesn’t sound like anybody in danger! He did say he was only 17 so maybe he never had a fight yet? LOL! Just kidding, I know killers that are under 18, son! Straight up NINJAS! Keep ya head up, Katt!
A SORTA VIDEO OF THE PRETTY RICKY FIGHT!
This dude Big Nat gives some insight and basically co-signs that Pretty Ricky got beat up!
WHO DOES JAY-Z THINK HE IS?
LOL! Jay-Z and U2 on the same stage…performing together a new rendition of “Bloody Sunday.” This was just the other day and its bloody weird! Hahahaahaha!
Am I super late on this? It supposedly happened on Nov. 5.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
To my knowledge, that Boosie rumor was totally false. He was not arrested again. BUT, the rapper has caught a BAD one – FOUR YEARS IN JAIL! Click here!
T-Pain and Bow Wow were at Underground Atlanta.
I heard Domination and Mazarati Fox made peace. Beef is wack!
Bang ‘Em Smurf reportedly had a launch party in Trinidad and Rick Ross showed up!
I don’t mean any harm or hate, but I wish Big Boi would stop talking about OutKast’s new album. I want to hear from Andre 3000! He’s too quiet!
Madonna might be getting married again. I’ll tell you, you are the man if you marry Madge at this stage in her life.
Shawnna needs to have a sex tape! I mean, somebody real! Foxy…where is her sex tape!?
Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith! Now, I know some of you may not care about that but that is some serious business right there!
Jermaine Dupri must be ready to ask Janet to marry him. When asked, JD refused to comment yay or nay on they rumors. That generally means AFFIRMATIVE!
Lil Zhane is making a return! Rumors say, dude is going to appear in Stomp The Yard 2!
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!
Speaking of movies! A female African American author wrote a book in the 80s. Years later, a movie called The Matrix came out. She sued and for six years fought legally…and she won! Sophia Stewart defeated the Wachowski Brothers, Joel Silver and Warner Brothers on charges of copyright infringement and racketeering! PROPS!
RANDOM QUOTES
Beyonce seemingly didn’t know how to kiss until recently! Of the love scene in “Obsessed” she said the following to the UK’s Hello Magazine.
“I guess you could say we had a love scene. We kissed. Now, I’m a singer/songwriter, that’s what I did first – I didn’t start out going to acting classes and people-kissing classes. So that’s all still new to me. Working with my acting coach made it easier. I just thought it was necessary for the character, we have to establish that they’re married. Idris was very professional, it was fun, and you know, it is what it is.”
SHOUT OUT TO RUSSIA!
I never really heard a lot of Russian rap, but here you go. CENTR! They are really big in Russia! Can you believe this started in New York?
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!
I don’t know where it is, but there is a fail in here somewhere! I’ll let you decide!
This was in the flicks section yesterday, but I am adding today. DAMN YOU 50 CENT! Look at his devilish eyes!!!
SO – DID HE?!!?!!!?
GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE!
Check this out! A lady falls on the train tracks of a subway in what looks like NYC…see what happens.
MORE GOOD NEWS!
A man walked into his own funeral!
JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT!
Katt Williams is giving the press all it needs and then some!
LOOKS LIKE I WAS AHEAD OF MY TIME!
I caught a whole lot of FLACK when I had something to say about Desiree Jennings! But it appears that I was sort of right, in a wrong kind of way. The wannabe cheerleader is miraculously CURED of her ailment she claims was a result of a mere flu shot! Some are saying he hoaxed the world and others are saying that she just had a mental block that made her act that way. Nevertheless, there’s no neurological disorder for Desiree.
NOW LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPTION THIS!!!!!
Diddy Recently celebrated his 40th birthday and look at what happened?
FOXY, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
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