DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
THE DAILY TWO SENSE
Man, I aint used my editor and I look back and see I am falling back into some old habits. It will all come to pass in due time. LOL! I am basically delirious right now, but it is what it is. I am getting on twitter more, so check me out. Twitter.com/illseed.
TIMBALAND HAS THE HOTTEST TOUR BUS EVER!
Have you seen Timbaland’s tour bus? Timbaland reportedly has a super duper tour bus that is worth a rumors $4 million! Now, I don’t know all the deal with this bus he has in 2009, but I definitely know that he had a beast of a bus close to two years ago. And that bus has several computers and recording equipment in it. Anyway, now that Tim’s new album is out this new bus is leaving Miami and is on its way to New York, according to my Seed Unit. And, they are telling me this is a NEW bus and this is the first time it is taking such a trip.
THE CLIPSE ARE NEXT
We have been documenting heavily how the internet is not destroying Hip-Hop, it is actually retail and distribution. So, I am lightly and informally documenting this in the rumors. One of my readers hit me up today and he’s from NY. He told me that the Clipse was sold out in NY’s Union. Sounds like a good thing, right? What about all the other people that want to buy the damn album and cannot get it? SMH. This is the foibles of distribution and the fallacies of retail. (Yes, I just said “the foibles of distribution and the fallacies of retail.”) But rap fans disproportionately go to retail outlets to support their artists and are not buying off the internet.
IS BISHOP DON JUAN MAD AT SNOOP?
I don’t know what this is. But it would seem that Magic isn’t doing so hot. You can teach a pimp how to pimp, butThis video is a mish mash of mess.
LUDA IN JAMAICA JAMAICA….
This photo was taken at Usain Bolt’s 9.58 Super Party Celebrity Banquet past weekend where Ludacris was scene with upcoming female singer Denyque, they surely looked like an item. Now, I am about positive that this is NOT the case so don’t start any rumors. This chick is a cute one though so I decided to give her a good look on the rumors page.
KAMBER GETTING HELP!?!
Check out what I saw on bossip.com…Kanye and Amber are looking to get help!?
Kanye and Amber were recently spotted in the Dominican Republic getting some much-needed help. Pop the top for more details.
Looks like Kanye is finally getting some help cooling out. Bossip heard that he and Amber Rose spent the weekend being pampered by two healing therapists with a couple’s massage from the Cygalle Healing Spa in their Dominican Republic villa. They spent the weekend at luxurious Casa de Campo, enjoying VIP services from the spa. The two were in town for Jay-Z’s exclusive birthday party.
The spa is said to use a unique blend of ancient and modern healing therapies that brings its clients rejuvenation of body, mind, and soul, something Kanye definitely needs to help tame the bald-headed beast he calls a girlfriend.
NELLY’S NEW PIECE
DAMN! I thought Nelly and Ashanti were gonna make it happen. Guess not. This is Jessica Rabbit…the “model.”
Her real name is Jessica “Miss Rabbit” Zepeda.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
From what I understand, Timbaland is hosting the last WWE event of 09, not forever. Don’t worry Hulkamanics…its here to stay.
Looks like fans will not get to enjoy some really God-awful Rock music. Lil Wayne’s Rebirth Album has been pushed back again.
Fail. LisaRaye’s ex-husband Michael Misick reportedly tried to crash Jay Z’s 40th birthday party in the Dominican Republic, says Baller Alert. He failed.
BANG EM SMURF ISN’T GIVING UP!
This video ain’t even new! Am I late or are the internets just getting up on Bang ‘em’s video “New Money”? I don’t know, but I know this: Bang ‘Em ain’t giving up! I wonder where his Rick Ross feature is. Nevertheless, I continue to hear he has a new deal via Universal Records/ IMG. Here is the video:
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
This is pretty sad. They blame rap and they blame all sorts of things, but you have to be training your kids pretty badly for them to act like this on a global level like youtube. Smile for the internets!
EPIC WIN OF THE DAY
Normally something like this would be a fail, but not today…no way. I’ve been hot for a teacher or two in my day, but I never thought I would hear about two teachers being hot for each other. What about two female teachers be hot for each other. What about two female teachers be hot for each other during school, while the kids are at a talent show? That’s what reports are saying. At James Madison High School in Brooklyn, teachers Alini Brito, Spanish instructor, and Cindy Mauro, French instructor, allegedly got straight up (close to) naked during school…but the janitor walked in. the janitor was a filthy snitch and told on them as they were about to have sex or make out. Either way, it was something inappropriate. Brito is married and her husband is in denial, as far as I’m concerned. He says she’s innocent!
CHRIS BROWN LEAVES MTV
THE GAME, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHAT: Rumors
WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed
HOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at allhiphoprumors@gmail.com.
