DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
MYSTIKAL SEX TAPE? NAHHHHHH!
There was a so-called rumor about THE sex tape of Mystikal coming out to the internet. The rumors were like there was a copy made of the video that landed Mystikal in jail and so on and so forth. If you look at the videos that are going around the internet, you will see that the girl looks a lil’ too happy. Nothing like a “rape” victim. Anyway…the reason she looks so happy is because she is a p### star and Mystikal is the co-star. This video actually came out right before he went to jail for the rape. Check it out.
Sorry, folks…no rape sex tape.
TAHIRY: ON TO THE NEXT ONE!
Joe Budden’s ex-girl Tahiry is cutting all ties from her former boo boo. I have a rock solid rumor that she is now dating Play, one half of Grammy Award Winning duo Play-N-Skillz. Word on the street is that they were all over eachother in Dallas during Allstar Weekend. Well, this is the first real rumor that I have been able to extract out of the bland NBA weekend. More in this in a bit!
WOW! SOOOOOOOOOOOO…WE ARE DOING IT LIKE THIS?
These dudes are boasting about having Woka Flocka’s chain. Wow. So, this is where we are in 2010?
I’m not suggesting they shot and robbed him, but why would they want to be associated with that sort of heat?
MF DOOM FANS KEEP GOING!
MF Doom has fans that are as maniacal as he is! Soo…here are some new details. The promoter feels that it was MF Doom that did that concert. But they also admit that they cannot PROVE IT. They said something to the affect that they didn’t “fingerprint him” when he got to the venue. DOOM wears a mask. Nobody sees his face! So, the fans are now looking for proof that it was an impostor. YO…on everything, my sources say they are working with investigators and lawyers to give proof that it wasn’t him. They want their money back! Anyway, they are saying Doom lipsyched, real or fake. They should do like me…just buy his albums….and call it a day.
Another attendee said that he KNEW it was MF Doom to start with the concert, but something happened and that Doom LEFT. When “Doom” returned, it was the charlatan and that person was lip synching.
BEEF ALERT: KNOC’TURNAL GOES IN ON GAME!
Ouch!
Here is what he had to say to Street Disciplez Radio:
“My father is a militant and his dad’s a beautician. We’re gonna erase the LA off of his face and it’s a butterfly beneath that. Yeah, so why do I have to talk about a man that i could touch his booty and he would like it? My wife said not to do it but I said you know what, I’m gonna grab my nuts on this one. Can I tell you what my nuts say? My nuts say my father was a militant — and his father is a beautician…You know he called me a f***ot? You listening? This is just a f***ot issue — he was a disco dancer…He needs to shut his mouth, you know what I’m saying?”
MORE BEEF: BEANS SPITS DEMENTED BARS AT JAY-Z
Beans is killin’ it right now…ouch…too bad Jay-Z’s not into battles no more.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Beyonce’s father to pay $8,200 a month in child support! Dayum!
Check out Upcoming Producer Rapper HighStakes out of Brooklyn NY www.myspace.com/highstakes1200
Reggie and Kim K were seen in NYC getting some food. No word on their wedding nuptials.
I don’t watch Jersey Shore, but I heard Snooki and another girl on that show aren’t even Italians. They just promote Italian stereotypes.
Wale is still on Interscope.
People are saying that Tila Tequila’s pregnancy is fake..if you care about that sort of thing.
The name of that KRS-One diss from Canibus was called “Kriminal Kindness.”
Ne-Yo reportedly had some serious issues at a recent concert…the hiccups really hampered his ability to sing.
EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!
When I heard the reports of Shyne getting dumped from DJ Khaled’s album, I thought to myself, “Good for Khaled. He did the right thing.” That Shyne verse was just BAD and I don’t knw what happened to his voice. But the moment I heard that, I heard that Shyne had re-signed with Def Jam for a reported 7-figure deal. WTF? EPIC WIN! I mean, seriously and respectfully…those bars on Khaled’s song were the worst bars I ever heard from Shyne. AND THEN she goes and signs a million plus dollar deal with Def Jam, who oddly employs Khaled? EPIC WIN!
I’m not going to call Def Jam an Epic Fail, but…Shyne is no longer allowed in the US of A. This will make it hard for him to promote the album in the states….weird.
EPIC WIN OF THE DAY PART 2!
Did you know that Lady Gaga was signed to Akon? That, my friend, is one smart brother. He says he can retire thanks to Gaga.
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
P### star Pinky tried her hand at rapping and failed miserably.
So, when did rap and Hip-Hop music turn into everybody’s place to dump their misplaced BS talent? WTF? P### don’t pay now?
TAHIRY AND PLAY, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
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