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HOLY S**T – SIGNS THE WORLD IS NOT COMING TO AN END!!!!

I swear this is the illest sign that I have ever written!!!! Newark, NJ is known to have some serious issues with crime, gangs and other matters. I think this is one of the best signs EVER!!!! Peep the science on this. For the first time in 40 years, the city of Newark hasn’t had a MURDER for 30 DAYS Straight! This has not happened for over 40 years – since 1966! Holy COW! Do you know what this means? There is HOPE!!! I mean, they still have women trying to inject CAULK in their a$$, but that’s another story.  Furthermore, since January 1, there have “only” been 10 murders and none of them have occurred in South Ward, the most infamous section of Newark. They did have some crimes and stuff, but nobody was killed. This is pretty cool! Props to NEWARK!

NEWARK, NJ!!

WE

LOVE YOU!!!