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Hip-Hop Rumors: Juelz Loses Lawsuit!? Swizz’s New Baby? M.I.A. Disses Gaga!

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

THE DAMN MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes the fans are the “new media,” because they push us to say things that aren’t true! Like somebody sent me one line of an Eve quote and made it seem like there was a beef with Nick. Here is the full quote”

Here is her direct quote, “Trust me, no one’s competition for me and that sounds cocky but I seriously live in such an Eve world. And not in a crazy-everything-is-me-bubble, it’s just that I’m building an empire,” the 31-year-old says. “I go on Twitter and people say ‘Yo, knock Nicki Minaj out of the box, but ultimately we’re all helping each other and I’m happy seeing these chicks in the game. It’s too much testosterone. When I see another female, my immediate reaction is not ‘Oh I gotta go and get my shit right.’ I got 900 other things going on. I can’t keep worrying about what’s coming up behind me.”

Sorry, I don’t know the source.

M.I.A. DISSES LADY GAGA!

 

Here is what M.I.A. said.

 Are they even interested in making money from music anymore? Lady Gaga plugs 15 things in her new video. Dude, she even plugs a burger! That’s probably how they’re making money right now – buying up the burger joint, putting the burger in a music video and making loads of burger money.

    Do you think those programmes and the internet have destroyed the mythology around popstars?

 

    I don’t know. Again, there’s Lady Gaga – people say we’re similar, that we both mix all these things in the pot and spit them out differently, but she spits it out exactly the same! None of her music’s reflective of how weird she wants to be or thinks she is. She models herself on Grace Jones and Madonna, but the music sounds like 20-year-old Ibiza music, you know? She’s not progressive, but she’s a good mimic. She sounds more like me than I fucking do! That’s a talent and she’s got a great team behind her, but she’s the industry last stab at making itself important – saying, ‘You need our money behind you, the endorsements, the stadiums’ Respect to her, she’s keeping a hundred thousand people in work, but my belief is: Do It Yourself.

 SOURCE

JUELZ LOSES A LAWSUIT?????

I got this letter in the mail and I guess I’ll let them explain what happened. There are some grammatical issues, but I didn’t touch this letter to keep it sanctified.

Im Writing on Behave on Loud And Wyld Entertainment.. Were are the ones that had the lawsuit against juelz santana in regards to the allentown pa crocodile rock  show in which juelz never performed or made a date up. Well Its been a long 3 years and yesterday we went infront of a federal judge, in Philadelphia.The federal Judge awared us Judgement.I will not disclosed how much we were awarded but we won!. I would like you to let the people know that these rappers are getting out of hand when dealing with small promotors. See they dont pull that shit on live nation or Concerts east or the jewteam be on there asses. Well we got a jew team too But hes no Jew and his name is Paul Gardner.. Also we like to thank Attorney Igway out of philadelphia for doing a great job..

SWIZZY’S OTHER BABY?

I can’t keep up anymore. The rumors are sickening! This one is really a bit wild, because it alleges that Swizz Beatz has a baby from some Russian chick. The baby is supposedly two years old and Swizz-n-Alicia have been an item for about that time. Clearly this would overlap his marriage to Mashonda. He allegedly met the woman at a London club in 2007. After their tryst, he bounced and she couldn’t contact him for paternity until now. He reportedly took a test and hes the father. They even say Alicia was there for support. I dunno.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES!

 Question: What happened to CRS – thr group with Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell. They were supposed to have an album called God Unwilling. Nothing popped!

Shout out to Gotti from Fayatteville, NC!!!!!

How ill! Rick Ross is dropping another album in June  and has a new single coming next week.

Whitney Houston has denied that she has had any issues with drugs that has lead to her canceling her shows. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Nicki Minaj’s fans are spazzing that she dropped out of the tour with Rihanna. What should upset them more is that Nicki probably won’t drop until September.

Fans are now questioning whether or not it’s actually Lil Wayne writing them from jail! I think it is, because its in Weezy’s druggy tone. Lol…I’m kidding. On the real, Lil Twist has confirmed that its really Wayne.

Speaking of Wayne. Guess what his job is in jail? He watching other inmates and tells if they trying to kill themselves. This is the dude that wrote a song “I feel like dying.”

Mannnn…they saying Tiger smashed he 21 year old neighbor. Dude was just running WILD! 

Justin Bieber – who is this kid? Who is listening to him? He’s killin the game right now.

Yo…The Dream is trying to buy a part of the Atlanta Hawks. They really running up in the NBA.

I heard Coolio has a tattoo on his head like Baby from Cash Money.

Drake has a problems if Kanye drops in June.

 BRANDY AND FLO RIDA?

 WTH? Flo Rida and Brandy are dating? SMH!

 

 She says:

 “I’ve seen the photos of me and Flo Rida. It doesn’t matter how we met. We met. I don’t want to say that we’re a couple. I can definitely say that he’s somebody in my life and I’m definitely interested but I’m not serious with anybody.”

“I don’t play around with the whole cheating thing. Please don’t do that. I don’t like that. At all. I’m so scared of that. I’m scared to give my heart away.”

This pic reminds me of when Yung Berg had jokes about Flo’s hairline.Source VIBE.com

KRS-ONE TALKS; LISTEN.

At a recent gala for the Hip-Hop Museum, there was some controversy. Nobody quite seems to know what it stems from, but KRS-One spoke on it. Peep it.

 

 

LOOK WHO LOST MAD WEIGHT AND LOOKS GREAT!

 J-Hud!

 

 EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!

 This Taiwanese boy sounds better than Whitney Houston!

 

 

You go boy! LMAO!

 

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!

Roy Jones and Bernard Hopkins fought over the weekend, but Poor Roy didn’t make a damn dime from that beating he took at the hands of Bernardo. Why? Look at the math below. Hopkins is lucky he served as the promoter with Oscar De La Hoya. What a suckfest that fight was.

 

According to badlefthook.com:

 

The sad thing about the fight is that Jones won’t make anything. Let’s assume for a second that the 6,792 in the building actually paid for their seats (we know that’s not true) and that the seats averaged $300 a ticket (a figure higher than reality). That would mean the gate was $2 million. If the expenses to rent the building and promote the fight were $1 million, that means $1 million is left. Now, let’s figure it sold 100,000 pay-per-views at $49.95 apiece. That’s about $5 million. They have to split 50 percent of that with the cable and satellite operators, so that leaves $2.498 million for themselves. Add the $1 million from the gate and the $2.498 million from the pay-per-view and you have $3.498 million in profit. Given that the contract called for the first $3.5 million in profit to go to Hopkins and Golden Boy, it’s almost certain Jones fought for nothing. Actual revenue will likely be far less than I’ve described above.

 SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

 God help us.

We are going to need to arrest people on several counts of stupidity. This dude Willie Ferris. Dude is so stupid, he needs to be examined for lead poisoning or something. So, dude Ferris pays a h00ker to give him a “menu of favors.” She took his $50 bucks and got down in that White Castle bathroom. But dude thought he was supposed to get a lay and some other things for his hard-earned money. Instead, he got a couple kisses and she sunk to her knees. Well anyway…this fool called the police and said the lady of the night robbed him. The cops got there and his story fell apart.  911? Really? Damn Willie…you one dumb SOB.

LOL! EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!

 This is stupid, but I guess I will recognize it. These people love the racist sign, because its still there. SMH.

 

 

HERE YOU GO!

 Melyssa Ford in the next issue of VIBE.

 

M. FORD, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

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