Hip-Hop Rumors: Chris Brown The Rapper? Lupe Goes Rock? iPad Thief Tears Man’s Finger Off!

DISCLAIMER:   All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on. T-PAIN’S REPLY! Remember the other day, I posted a Black militant man lashing out at T-Pain? Well, before that dude wrote me, T-Pain wrote: “This hannity sh*t […]

DISCLAIMER:

 

All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

T-PAIN’S REPLY!

Remember the other day, I posted a Black militant man lashing out at T-Pain? Well, before that dude wrote me, T-Pain wrote:

“This hannity sh*t is off the f*ckin chain. Let’s think for a second, 1st off, I’m not even registered to vote, 2nd, this hannity guy was blocking the door to my bus just to get that drop from me…all you ppl that say I’m goin against Obama, if you go back thru many interviews you will see I don’t give a sh*t about politics cuz no matter who is in office YOUR life is no different. suck my balls, truly yours, the most hated on RNB n*gga in the game. Peace b*tch!!”

I just wanted to give T-Pain his say in the matter. That was nice of him. I hope he learns more about how politics work, because my life was significant under Clinton as opposed to Bush.

LUPE FIASCO AND MURS GOING ROCK?

I heard a lil rumor that Lupe Fiasco may be going into the Rock world. I don’t know the details, but one of my sources told me this based on one of his shows. He performed some of his hits like “Kick Push” with his band and as a rock song. Somebody said he sounded a lot like the Sex Pistols. On the same note, I am hearing Murs, the Cali King, is also about to front a Punk Rock band. Now, that I can see, because Murs already looks like a lost member of Bad Brains. LOL! Sike, its all good…dudes expanding their music.

CHRIS BROWN TO BECOME FULL TIME RAPPER?

I guess the competition with Bow Wow has come full circle. I am getting these crazy rumors that Chris Brown is about to just go into the world of Hip-Hop! He’s rumored to be getting himself ready to RAP. This means, getting his skills up and doing a rap album. Now, from what I am being told CB won’t totally abandon his singing skill so maybe this will be more like what Drake is doing. Could you imaging Chris Brown in a rap battle where he starts dissing The Game and 50? LOL! What if he was actually nice?

DIDDY AND RAWSE ARE BEST FRIENDS NOW!

 Uh Oh! I’m just sayin….

AND 50 CENT IS A MOVIE STAR!

I’m not sure why they say, “One gun, many lives lost” when he’s clearly holding two guns. I’m just sayin….

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Shout out to my bighomey Padraig in the UK!  I love the UK!

Tiger Woods was seen hanging out with Michael Jordan. Life goes on.

I’m hearing Lil Wayne doesn’t talk to anybody in Rikers.

So this is true? Kim Kardashian was dumped, because she let Kanye West tap that?

DIAMOND GETS REDDY FOR HER CAREER AFTER RAP! 

I ain’t mad at her for getting ready. You gotta have a plan b and she’s pretty good. NOW TAKE IT OFF.

ANOTHER ONE GETTING READY!

Ciara’s new video really looks like she is desperate! I’m not sure how she went from “Cookies In A Jar” to this “Ride” stuff.

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!

DayUM! This toothless bastard won a $258 million lottery!!!!

PAUSE! EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!

What in the hell is wrong with Donald Faison? Dude went from “Scrubs” to scrub! What is wrong with him taking this outrageous picture?

 

 The internet has messed with people’s brains!

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!

The world is coming to an end! They need to sell the iPad with a gun, I guess, eh? A Colorado man was robbed of his iPad as he left a local mall. But, the crazy thing was how badly the thief wanted to iPad. Bill Jordan told CBS station KCNC he moved from New Jersey to Colorado to escape crime. Well, he failed at that. The crooked wrenched the iPad from Bill’s hand and ended up tearing his finger off. “I saw just a bone, all the skin and tendons and everything were off,” Jordan said. The iPad was tied to Bill’s finger and some damn kid was pulling at it like a maniac. There was another kid too. They let them have the iPad and just tended to his torn finger. What the HELL? “I hope you understand what you’ve done to my life and my family’s life for a simple piece of apparatus that’ll be junk in a couple of years.” SMH and the kids are caught on tape so I am sure there will be an arrest made soon.

LIL TORN FINGER, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

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