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WYCLEF IN HIDING, DEATH THREATS!
This is getting serious, this election in Haiti. First of all, Wyclef has been getting death threats over his decision to run for president of Haiti. But, how strange is that considering he has been rejected due to his failure to have proven true residency for the required 5 years. On the flip side, Clef says he can and has proven that he’s been a Haitian resident for 5 years straight, the minimum needed to run for prez there. So, there you have it. I hope he doesn’t become endangered due to a fool sending him emails of death threats. Can’t they track that anyway? Anyway, by the time you read this, the full list of presidential candidates should be known.
LAURENCE FISHBURNE SPEAKS!!!
Morpheus aka Laurence Fishburne has apparently spoken. Dude, I cannot imagine how embarrassed and or outraged he must be. BUT, dude apparently has taken particular exception for his Chippy D for using the good ol’ Fishburne name. According to TMZ, Montana is completely cut off from his life and he doesn’t want to know about her. SMH! Damn. Poor Larry. This is what Montana said he said, Im not going to speak with you till you turn your life around. Well, perhaps there is hope after all. Finally he said, You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn. You know, that’s true. I never even thought of it like that. She was really secretly trying to get her daddy’s attention.
THE MENACE: DOWN WITH GAME OR NOT?
I have gotten quite a lot of feedback on this Menace situation as it pertains to The Game and Black Wall Street. Basically, some people are telling me that Game is letting Menace do his think and not trying to restrict him. So, basically Menace rapping with Big Fase 100 is not big deal really. But, on the flip side of things, some are saying that Menace is not happy, but he is pretty much staying around Game to play…the game. Who knows? Hopefully, it gets resolved if there is something to be resolved, before it gets out of hand.
LIL WAYNE’S EX-WIFE ENGAGED?
I was checking out my on/off girlfriend Necole Bitchie (just kidding) and she said that her sources are telling her that Lil Wayne’s Ex Toya and MempHitz are about to get married. She apparently had a big rock on her ring finga.
TIM DOG GOES CRAZY? SCREWS IS BUDDIES OVER?
Did you read the story with Marc Live on AllHipHop.com? Do you even know who that is? Dude is a legend to the game. Click here to read that story, which delves into Ice-T, Eminem, Raw Breed, Kool Keith and much more…including Tim Dog. So, here is what Marc said about Tim Dog.
Marc Live: I did a record called Project X with Kool Keith and Tim Dog (of the Ultramagnetic MCs), we did the video, we did tours in Australia, and had 20 dates in the states, but Tim spazzed out, he lost it. He saw his career coming back, he saw it as an opportunity to exploit what we were doing. And he spazzed out. We were like, dude its here, we brought it, enjoy. We’re your friends, don’t f**k your friends. Don’t go into my wallet while I’m sleeping and take $20 out and then the next morning be trying to look for the $20 with me when its in your back pocket. Don’t play me.
So, it got me thinking about a rumor that I heard about Tim Dog. This really isn’t a rumor. Basically, Tim Dog was looking to make a grand comeback to music. Oh, do you know who Tim Dog is? Basically, this is the dude that really sparked the flames of the East/West beef. He released a song called “F**k Compton” which was a diss to NWA, but it really was a shot to the whole West. So, his debut was similar…a lot of dissing of NWA, DJ Quik and some others. Never dissed Ice-T or Ice Cube though. You know, Dre and Snoop dissed him on “Dre De.” Anyway…here is the rumor. A couple years ago Tim Dog gets a new deal with an indie label. From what I understand, the label was HYPE. And, based on what Marc Live said above, things seemed to be going Tim Dog’s way. Well, Tim Dog totally refused to do any press, including AHH! Because he wouldn’t interview with AllHipHop, the label just decided to drop him. He basically had the deal, had the momentum, but didn’t give himself a chance, because he didn’t want to do press. I’m telling yall…I don’t tell at LEAST 50% of the stuff I know/hear! Sheeeeeeesh!
THE JUGGALOS – THE FACTS FOR YOU RAPPERS
OK, so…I will speak for myself and say…I never heard of the Juggalos. They are some sort of crew down with the Insane Clown Posse. We are just starting to realize that these fools are trouble at every event. Furthermore, they have a history of hitting rappers. They even hit Method Man! Did you read about that? Click here for that.
But, peep the science in a letter from one of my loyal readers!
Whats up man. I am tripping out about this whole Insane Clown Posse Gathering of the Juggalo rumors. This aint a new thing. I was at the Gathering in 2005 performing with some people and we knew going in that it was going to be nuts. We walked into the venue as 5,000 of those crazy bastards where chanting Kill Him to a rapper who had just hit some girl in the crowd when he threw something back at them. Its nuts and its well known that this is the way that things go down. Just a few years ago Too Short left the stage after getting hit with a bottle after only doing two songs. Really whoever is managing these artist need to step their damn game up. Its not something that just happened. They have this fd up initiation that they do to any artist that comes to that stage and that is throw all kinds of shit at them. Even if they like you they are going to pelt your ass with whatever they can get in their hands. After our show there wasnt one of us that didnt have some kind of cut or wasnt completely drenched in that nasty ass Faygo soda that they throw up there. So seriously someone needs to tell these damn managers to do a google search and see what the hell happens out there with those crazy ass people. The messed up thing about it is that the actual artists on ICPs label are actually nerdy nice guys. They just portray this fd up image that bunch of kids who need something to look up to latch on to. Its not them at all they are just cashing in on kids insecurities. Thats whats wrong with Hip Hop. They guys arent real but the kids thing that they are. You are just hearing about it now cause nasty ass Tila got jacked up but its been going on for years. Just thought I would give you the heads up.
NICKI MINAJ AND KEYSHIA COLE FIGHT?
I was reading HelloBeautiful.com and their gossip section had an interesting bit in there. They got word that Nicki and Keyshia Cole had gotten into a full fledged fight! What the hell!? I thought both of these ladies had left the hood behind them and had taken on new accents and all that. Anyway, H.B says they were doing a song together when one of the dudes with Nicki said something off color to KeyKey. Keyshia reverted back to the old KEYKEY from OAKTOWN. She reportedly raised caine and then Nicki wanted to jump in. Well, after that it was chaos. Nobody got their head flown off or anything, but the song idea has been trashed…for now.
Fantasia and Cook are back together, reports say. Dude was just kicked out of his house the other day and now he and ‘Tasia are reportedly talking marriage themselves.
Radar Online says:
Fantasia and Antwaun are back together again and they have even talked about marriage once his divorce is finalized with Paula. She knows that her family will only fully accept her relationship with him when he is no longer married.”
“Antwaun has finally committed to Fantasia and his wife knows that their relationship is definitely over now. They want the divorce pushed through as soon as possible and Fantasia is determined to marry him and she wants to start a family with him too.
DRAKE’S MADE OVER $10 MILLION!!!!!
Holy Moley!!!! Peep this from MTV:
JAY-Z IS THE RICHEST MAN IN HIP HOP
According to Forbes, Jay-Z tops the Hip-Hop Cash Kings list of the wealthiest people in hip-hop after raking in an estimated 63-million dollars over the past 12 months. Interestingly enough, Jay made way less last year, when he earned 35-million. For the second consecutive year, Jay knocked out Diddy, who banked 30-million. Akons business ventures grossed 21-million while Lil Wayne earned 20-mil and Dr Dre made a respectable 17-million. To check out the full list, head over to Forbes.com now.
Drake missed the top ten on the Hip-Hop Cash Kings list, but he still made 10-million dollars this year and claimed number 11.
Last month we reported Jay claimed the number six spot on Forbes magazines annual Top Earning Musicians of 2010 list.
Drizzy getting that PAPER! None of the others are shockers to me.
According to DJ Semtex, Jay Electronica is working on his new album in the UK. Sure is making us wait.
Man, I am being old that it is highly possible that Foxy Brown could do a bid again. I don’t think we need her in jail again.
Kanye’s Twitter is funny. He say the most outrageous things like Swizz Beatz is the best producer of all time.
Christina Aguilera reportedly blames Lady GaGa for ruining her career. Duh! Gaga is the White version of Beyonce when it comes to ethering competition.
OBAMA IS PROTECTED, DUN!
Shout out to my homey Santo! He told me all about this one! Obama is out there in Seattle for some bizness he has to tend to. Well, security is crazy high around Obama and people – Santo included – heard a HUGE EXPLOSION SOUND. What people thought they heard was security/secret service or whatever protects Obama, blowing something out of the sky. Anyway, it definitely sounded like and explosion to the naked eye. But. what happened was a pair of military fighter jets broke the sound barrier to get to a private plane that had gotten into the air space near where Mr. Obama was visiting. That dude is lucky he wasn’t blown out of the sky. The plane came from Portland, Oregon. Sonic Booms…louder than a bomb.
ROCK STEADY CREW – I HAVE A “NEW” RECRUIT!
Her name is Grandma Tracy and she can give Crazy Legs a run for his money!
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
I really ignored this the other day, due to the total absurdity of it all. But apparently, in India or something they have pole dancers that put the American strippers to shame. The only thing is…these are dudes. LOL!!!! Yo, isn’t this illegal there?
NICKI MINAJ AND KEYSHIA COLE, WE LOVE YOU!
keep us talking, but if we
stop talking about them then
they should worry!