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ALICIA KEYS IS DEAD!
A bunch of celebs got together and decided to make this creepy statement about AIDS for World AIDS Day. See the video below.
FREEWAY RICKY ROSS WANTS ANOTHER ROUND IN COURT WITH RICK ROSS!
Freeway Ricky Ross vs Rick Ross is about to have another round of legal warfare. Freeway Rick has apparently beefed up his legal team for another round of beef with the Bawse. The reason? Freeway Ricky feels that he should be able to Trademark his name and has every intention of doing so. Freeway Ricky Ross will hold a live Ustream broadcast from his website www.freewayenterprise.com and will take live calls On December 2. Anyway, Freeway seems dead set on stopping Rick Ross and he says that the rapper only focuses on the negative past as a drug trafficker in Cali. Hes doing good now, he says.
POOR KERI HILSON!
I almost fell for that girl, but it seems like the music industry has gotten her. I mean, shes still cute and probably a viable artist, but she really didnt have to slore it out on her new video. Im not even going to run the damn thing. This tweet says it all.
The same goes to Raheem DeVaughn, who basically duplicated this failing formula too. Lets get back to promoting dope music not stunts.
JOELL ORTIZ GOT LEAKED IN A BAD WAY
Just got word Amazon selling Free Agent album 3 months early. SMH… E1 strikes again. Hope yall enjoy.
Somehow, Joell Ortizs album got leaked three months in advance to a retail outlet. HUH? Im not completely sure what happened, because I had always saw Free Agent. Release Date: November 30, 2010. But I think it got pushed back due to the fourth quarter rush. Nevertheless, the label still sent it over to Amazon to be sold. Now, its out. GO SUPPORT! Theres nothing else to do really. Im sure Joell is pissed, but I heard its a great NY album.
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!
There is a report of a gay man that blasts off during a PSA pat down. Here is the report.
Dead Serious News:
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has multiple piercings on his manhood which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent an inordinate amount of time groping Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agents hand was feeling the piercings.
THIS IS FAKE! I just want you to know, because I wrote about this yesterday and then I did a bit of research and found out everything on that site is fake. Props to them, because they are getting a lot of attention for this foolishness.
DEAD CELEBS, WE LOVE YOU!! They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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