Kim Kardashian Married

HEXMURDA IS AT IT AGAIN…TARGET: KIM KARDASHIAN


[Hexmurda is an off and on columnist for AllHipHop.com, but we’ll be damned if his views necessarily represent those of AllHipHop.com. He’s scary.]

This b**ch. 72 days. 72 motherf**king days.

I knew she should have worn a dark black dress at her wedding. Kim Kardashian.

That bitch gives hoes a bad name. I like watching those retards prance on red carpets like they don’t know why their famous. Since everyone acts like they have amnesia, let me remind n***as.

KIM KARDASHIAN IS FAMOUS FOR GETTING F**KING F**KED ON TAPE. BY RAY-J.

That hoe is Queen of the $Team & doesn’t even know it. 72 days. Your whole family is fake except Bruce Jenner. I heard about your dumbass brother saying ya’ll were a private family. Man, SHUT THE F**K UP. What the f**k is PRIVATE about the Kardashians? Maybe the bathroom breaks between shows.

The Kardashians LOVE the camera. Kim more than most. Yo, Kris Jenner is putting all you rap n***as to shame. She’s like Too $hort for pop culture. Kris Jenner’s pimp hand is STRONG. Her bottom bitch got hitched & she probably told her she had 90 days to rectify that s**t. She came through like the stallion she is, with 18 days to spare. 72 days.  All that hoopla & rigamarole. Bulls**t.

Kim Kardashian crushed the hopes & dreams of ho’s everywhere. An Kris Humphries.  Kris Muthaf**kin’ Humphries. THIS n***a. (Hey Jigsaw, quit editing my s**t or I’m going to…(EDIT by Jigsaw – LMAO).) Kris Humphries might as well walk around wearing a big red nose and some clown shoes.

His only redeeming quality is that he smanged Kim Kardashian. So did Ray-J. ON TAPE and he didn’t have to buy her a two million dollar ring. n***a, I would PAY to hear n***as trash talk Kris Humphries NEXT NBA season. I’m sure they’ll be some jewels dropped on his crown of dumbness. Yo, he can’t even control his own wedding video. The s**t might go into syndication. He might turn on TBS and see himself in that white monkey suit marrying a hobot. n***a tried to turn a KimKardashian into a housewife.

I have a lot of material, but I gotta save some for my radio segment. In closing I would like to say, if Kim Kardashian is your role model, you’re a hoe. And if you’re a dude who lusts after Kim, I ain’t mad at you, but I’ll take Kourtney.

P.S. F**k Nick Cannon. Just because.

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  • Biba Adams

    Yay! Nice Hex… Look at this picture of Kim and look in the background at Khloe’s face. LOL.

  • Author sounds dumb. Kim and Kris Humphries made a lot of money off this fake marriage. It is a NBA lockout. Homie wasn’t getting that ball money, so he linked up with Kim K. and got some bread. Game recognize game. Anybody that thought this marriage was real is a fool.

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  • Bithiah_Music

    lol Hexy!!!!!!!!

  • Bithiah_Music

    Roman Mack u shut it!

  • Disz D

    Kris is hustler of the year for this. He had career numbers last season but is still only mediocre. The only way his free agent (a.k.a. unemployed) behind could get that big check was to get his fame up. -think Rodman- Plus he got divorced before the lockout was over. Genius.._

  • He just ended with ” F**k Nick Cannon! Just Because

    Man WTF do Nick Cannon have to do with this $hyt?
    Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!

  • Donald

    the realest nigga alive goes to HEX…lol lmao…them fuckaz should of just masturbated and watched the tape on the net…save themselves some money..lol

  • sharocksthefire

    A true apprentice or scholar of entertainment examines all the positives and negatives of the product.  Kims’ marriage for 72 days was pitiful and lackluster. But Kim also turned lemon to lemonade.  Getting paid when someone has exploited you is a cause for cheers not jeers and she cheered her way to 5 million for that!  I’m also gonna throw up peace duces for her hustler attempt ’cause out of your own mouth “turn a Kim Kardashian”, because if I got to be something negative let it not be a carbon copy but a product of myself. Dueces

  • sharocksthefire

    A true apprentice or scholar of entertainment examines all the positives and negatives of the product.  Kims’ marriage for 72 days was pitiful and lackluster. But Kim also turned lemon to lemonade.  Getting paid when someone has exploited you is a cause for cheers not jeers and she cheered her way to 5 million for that!  I’m also gonna throw up peace duces for her hustler attempt ’cause out of your own mouth “turn a Kim Kardashian”, because if I got to be something negative let it not be a carbon copy but a product of myself. Dueces

  • lmaooooooo

  • As a black women I feel sorry for Kris, Kim only did it for show. thats how bad she wanted a wedding. but I;m glad one brother didnt fall for her, she really got fooled, when Reggie Bush won the superbowl, she thought Reggie was going to married her, I guess she see Reggie couldnt be brought, and didnt want to get involved with that dumb family. the only one that seem like they have some brains is Kourtney, the one with the son. go ahead Reggie, she couldnt buy you. and why dont she give the man his ring back. that say a lot. one more thing, if she was so hurt over her marriage, she wouldnt go out to another country to promote pocketbooks. I dont see how Lamar is still in the family. but then he have some serious issue also. if you look at his wife now, and his x wife they look just alike. Kris H dont worry brother, good thing you got out of that now, she is nothing but a HO HO HO, and I’m not talking about christmas. they all family have issues.

  • I Can’t Stop Laughing!!!

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    • Bithiah_Music

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