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From Illseed: For Those Haters That Said They Would “Tap” Madonna!

Yo! I know you love to hate me, sucka! And I don’t mind it. THIS IS WHAT I DO. But when you GOOF MUTHA F**KAS start calling me gay, because I don’t want to see Madonna’s old, overused chocha – that’s where I draw the line. I don’t often read the comments, but I did on that post and I never saw so much blind hate and foolishness in my life. (Not from everybody, but a couple lonely boys were a lil’ too vocal.) So I thought I’d get you dudes all RANDY since you claimed you were so aroused over MADGE!

Here you go, jerk heads! Get your s**t off!

nm madonna old 090224 mn Madonna Totally Had Plastic Surgery

“Come and get it, boys!”

“Will you pick my dentures for me?”

Time for that plastic surgery!

“Call me, guys.”

Now, Madonna is a legend and an artist of incomparable stature. At 53, she should NOT be flashing her cooch to people that love to see. NUFF SAID!

  • Oknas

    This aint hip hop

    • Mosdaze

      What part about this site is hiphop? Maybe shitty fake trap rap, twice as shitty journalisim from corny faggo t writers. But definitly not hiphop, this sites garbage, I think most everyone comes for the entertainment of comments, noone enjoys or respects illseed,syd or any of the other lames stories. Tim westwood is more hiphop then you fuks, and that’s sad

  • Indeed, this isn’t hip-hop, but I have to agree with you, Ilseed. It’s old AND has been “played with” far too much for me to want anything to do with it. 

    • yo you aint lying.  Imean those are celebrities we know about. What about servants on cruise lines “relief trips” to Africa. The table leg in your kitchen.  The bed post.

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  • D Angelo wouldnt hit nough said.

  • rep87

    Pale Wrinkle & Washed Up But many would over look for the MONEY SHE WOULD HAVE TO PAY AND PAY BIG BUCKS

    • johnblacksad

       no, not even for the money… just outta love for the game!

      Excuse me, but nasty just flows through me

      She’s on status legend… that’s something you do for your stats… it’s like Cher… status legend, it doesn’t matter what age she is when she lets you hit it… you just have to hit it!

      It’s a short list fo them… Pam Grier, Kylie Minogue, Tyra, Brooke Shields, Heather Locklear (excuse-me but my snow-bun game is unmatched!), Pam, Demi, Cindy, and of course… Sharon Steezy (don’t let me catch her tryin to cross her legs in front of me… i’ll get inside her before her legs close back)

      • If it don’t make Dollars it don’t make sense, but in reality, all the names on your list are WAYyyyyy Better than Madge.

        Pam Grier > Madonna

    • It’s a damn shame what we gotta do for the $.

  • mike malarkey

    who in the fcuk says randy? nigga u is gay. and 4 u to get mad that someone calls u gay and 4 u 2 react like this makes u  gay. fcuk outta here illseed

    • Nemesis_Enforcer

      Illseed is a fictional character, yo.  You’re doing way too much.

      • mike malarkey

         yea just like nemesis_enforcer is too. point is that there is a person behind the character. and whoever is controlling the name and the comments from it is clearly gay.

      • RevrendIke3x

        Illseed are the AHH interns. Go to the bottom of the Staff page. I found that shyt about 3 or 4 years ago. I think when the 2nd Illseed they just switched it up.

  • TALK_BOSS

    Him mad

  • >>>>Puking

  • $28825362

    Can’t believe this dude got upset that a few kids called him gay. Man this is ENTERTAINMENT. You post rumors that are suppose to entertain people who have nothing better to do than go online and read the shyt. In return some people post intelligent feed back but for the most part people just post foolishness. Why get salty about it? illseed, dude the only reason you have a job  is because people jump on to read and post stupid comments back. 99% of the people who post on here don’t even know the real you, so again why get mad?
    #FAIL

  • Lord Saltsworth McGinty III

    I would still smash. The B@tch has money and I like vets/cougars. Plus half of you cats that say that you wouldn’t smash be phucking squaller, broke, ratchet azz broads that be banging the same grimy, dirty d@cked dudes from the hood…….raw.

  • Big Crimes

    insecure?

  • godforgivesidont

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    IF Y’ALL GOT PROBLEMS WITH YOUR CRE DIT REPORTS AND YOUR HISTORY IS BAD, GET RID OF DAT MothaFUCKA TODAY!CALL THESE PROFFESIONALS AT EIGHT SEVEN7 – 864- 1527.  THEY DID SOME MARVELOUS WORK FOR ME.  AND THEY ARE AFFORDABLE AS FUKKKKKKKKK.

    THEY GOT MY HOMEBOY FULLY CLEANNN TOO AND HE WAS STRUGGLIN A LOT WORSE THAN ME.  HE IS GETTIN A HOUSE THIS MONTH AND IS SUPER ECSTATIC!

    HIT EM UP – THEY WILL HELP YOU OUT!

  • She looks like the crypt keeper but, based on that money I would smash with a blind fold.She ain’t hot at all in them pics

  • Mos High

    I have to Agree with illseed on this one. I wouldn’t touch that lady ever. I guess I’m not nasty like someone of u with self esteem issues that smash anything. I see u all the time and I’m laughing at you. Why u calling ill seed gay, half of you eat associated and put your pens in a women’s butt. To me if you can enter a women’s but you can do it to a man. Damn nasty mofo’s

    • Lord Saltsworth McGinty III

      I assume that by your logic if you kiss a woman in the mouth, you may as well kiss a man in the mouth. I mean, a mouth is a mouth, no?

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  • water_ur_seeds

    i would still smash her with all her make up on lol but them pics there made me feel sick, she looks alot older than 53

  • brotha_man

    illseed a homo thug journalist.    I would still smash might need some drank in me but none the less i would smash and hope she got preg

  • ONE

    Is this bitch on meth ?

  • mike malarkey

    what about sarah palin? id fcuk the $hit outta her old white ass…..

  • you still gay illseed….and i’d still smash

  • NoGoBoi

    hahaha lol Illseed I feel u homeboi! only fools really wanting to see dat dust box either: 1) don’t get p*zzy on a regular… 2) thirsty as hell… 3) still stay wit they moms (living a boring life) lol. Co-sign playboi

  • illseed is the hater for hating on madonna like this. post pics without her make up ? ok post picks from her videos she is hot & has great tits & is SUPER RICH.. she even has good ass for white girl but she is sicilian

    • joneslife4

      Are you serious? Obviously she looks decent in her videos. But I definitely wouldnt call the broad hot.

  • ps if your a dude & your job is posting rumors than yes- you are gay

  • Trauma562

    I’d hit lol

  • DjLarryLuv

    all that damn money, and this chick still isnt aging gracefully.  I guess some people really do just have good genes

  • JimJames29

    Get a sense of humor everyone… illseed pwned all the haters with this one… thats a first but I give credit where credit’s due… this was funny and on the money

  • dizzybrown

    Illseed is a confirmed bitch after this. Now blog that!

  • TruthSerum

    Madonna today is like that drunk old lady at the bar who drank her looks away years ago trying her best to get somebody to take her home at the end of the night. Kinda sad really, age with some dignity woman

  • Big Ice Bastardman ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    So… What was the point of this? Illseed got butthurt about people making fun of him so he needs to make an entire article calling Madonna ugly? 

  • toreal

    I would still hit just for the hell of it.

  • JondoE303

    meth mouf

  • Vikram662

    Wow, this is post is venturing into “take my ball and go home” territory.

    You selectively picked the photos lol this can be done for anyone.

  • GRANDACCOLADE

    yo!!! somebody needs to sign this guy i dont know who he is but i came across a link that was commented on wshh i was doing nothing and i was like what the hell i’ll check it out, and i must say dude is really real here’s the link(take out the spaces) www .reverbnation. com/ sharkjones if anyone has any info on this guy please comment back to my post, i want to hear more!!!

  •  “I don’t often read the comments”… that iz str8 bullshit                                                     #FOH

  • black_messiah9000

    So you hunt down her most unflattering photos to prove your opinion? Illseed, you suck.

  • So…you hunted down unflattering pictures of a celebrity to prove that she’s unattractive…….so people won’t think you’re gay!!!?!?!? If you were secure in your sexuality, you wouldn’t need to do such a thing; knowing that you are straight would be enough for you. If you were a gentleman, you wouldn’t trash a woman because she’s older and “outspoken.” Do you seriously think that at a certain age we should just stop being who we are because other people don’t like it? Congratulations: Now you look like a latent homosexual AND a dick.