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EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY: ELMO LOSES HIS VOICE! KEVIN CLASH QUITS!

[UPDATE: A second man has come forth to say that he had a sexual relationship with the voice of Elmo when he was 15 years old. Elmo’s voice was 17 years older than he was.]

Elmo has been through it, but it has finally come to an end over the sensational allegations that the voice,  Kevin Clash, has taken a loss. Damn, my G. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt that you weren’t running up in young boys, but it looks like its true. Son, how do you work at Sesame Street and be a pedo? Ahhhhhhhh HAIL NAW. All these kids are damaged now. because they will hear a change in Elmo’s voice and know its a fake! You probably know this, but Clash’s 24-year-old accuser recanted his story the day after saying he, but he was paid off. And we all soon knew what he said was true: ELMO’S VOICE HAD SEX WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS 16. DAMN IT MAN!

Sesame Street released a statement:

Sesame Workshop’s mission is to harness the educational power of media to help all children the world over reach their highest potential. Kevin Clash has helped us achieve that mission for 28 years, and none of us, especially Kevin, want anything to divert our attention from our focus on serving as a leading educational organization. Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding Kevin’s personal life has become a distraction that none of us want, and he has concluded that he can no longer be effective in his job and has resigned from Sesame Street. This is a sad day for Sesame Street.

Somewhere Mitt Romney is laughing.

DAMN YOU KEVIN CLASH, YOU PREDATOR OF UNDERAGE BOYS!!!!

**ELMO’S BLANK STARE**

DAMN BRUH BRUH

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  • Alf Capone

    thats some real gay stuff right there

    • Sylvester Daniel

      Not as gay as that ALF pic…AND your lil fuzzy ALF ass is next on Kevin Clash list, he gonna have his fist so far up your ALF ass u gone change ur name to ELMO CAPONE…LMMAO!!!!!!!!!! #ElmoGang

      • Alf Capone

        nigga………..u know how u gay u have to be to come up with that shit?………like richard simmons gay

      • Sylvester Daniel

        Yout jus ETHERED yourself by being DA 2nd MOFO TO POST ON A ARTICLE ABOUT SUM GAY SHIT…bwhahahaha.. #AintNoComeBackToDatBitch
        Fool it don’t take a genius…lol…quit tryin to save face phuck boi. Nigga u got a FUZZY PUPPET as ur avatar…bwhahahaha!!! Nigga I bet u a grown ass man like Kevin still fuckin wit kid characters. #OlPedoAssNigga

      • Casor_Greener

        Damn….

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  • toreal

    Niggas really like men bootys. That’s sad.

    • Tre Robinson

      Gay dar

  • therealest1

    D’oh! shit. (Homer Simpson voice)

  • Pierre Elliott

    I was just watching this brothers docu on Netflix. Damn, he we have a brother from a smaller city, who; was different. Kevin Clash is/was brilliant. And how he was ridiculed as a young person for being into puppets. Damn man he had my respect too.
    But he also had my gay-dar going off like crazy. But you couldnt come out and say: This nikka is sweet. Oh well, this nigga is a done deal now. Back to Baltimore.

    • brotha_man

      you have gay-dar?

      • Pierre Elliott

        Uh yeah cause I work industry, and there ARE mad gays in it.
        and il say it again:
        THE MAJORITY OF WHAT IS PRODUCED IN AMERICA TODAY
        ARE CONTROLLED AND APPROVED BY AND FOR *3*GROUPS.

        1.WHITES.

        2.GAYS.

        3. DEMONS, AND SOCIAL POLITICAL VAMPIRES.

        We as Black People need to come to terms with black gays in OUR
        community.

        Begin dialog, and talk about the “down low” brothas out here.

        And yeah brotha_boy I do have gaydar.

        You know why? Im an attractive broth that gets women to staring
        cause I have confidence and no hang ups like you probably do.

        A fine as female told me this, and Il NEVER EVER forget it.

        She said: IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH, THE GIRLS/BOYS AND THE
        GAY GIRL/BOYS STARING, THEN YOU AINT DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

        So yeah my nikka, I do have gaydar….

    • Negro Peligro

      Come on man I watched part of the documentary and thought this dude isn’t gay he straight put the Nigga in Nambla. Jim Henson turned him out he over in the corner in that documentary with that Jerry Sandusky grin looking at Jim Henson.

      • Pierre Elliott

        damn, i never thought about that. word he did kinda have that look…
        cause he did have a shorty back in BLT. and then james henson probably turned him out.

        THAT IS A POSSIBLE THEORY,DIG THAT NlGGA UP AND ASK HIM!!!!!!

  • DjLarryLuv

    gay is okbut damn wy u gotta play wit kids. the world is fucked up

  • Negro Peligro

    Why is it we Kill off one pedo Black Hero Michael Jackson. To only get another. 90% of people that play with puppets would fail a pedo test. You never see a nigga with a Jerry curl and cigarette in his mouth and face that says I hate you damn kids holding a puppet. Its always the fruit stand man.

  • Pierre Elliott

    I BET YOU 3$ THIS NIKKA HAD A HANDJOB PUPPET, WOW.
    I GUESS EVERYTHING IS REALLY ABOUT TO BE OVER…

  • PAUSE

  • Ojay Juice Henry

    dayum this elmo is str8 gay???? how Imma explain this to my lil nucca???

  • Guest

    As Dave Chappelle says, “15 is old enough to know if you want to be peed on”.

  • thebay

    i read these articles out of boredom at work and see all these damn grammar errors. LORD JESUS, please hire a proof reader. your readers would GREATLY appreciate that.

    • we’ve been making fun of them for that for years and nothing has changed.

  • World Wide

    No surprises there most pedos always find spots to work where kids are at.

  • Bumpy Johnson

    Elmo was a black guy this whole time.

  • dayleedumped

    damn… this sick bastard got the kids wearing the elmo puppet and giving him handjobs wid it…. sick..

  • Roberto Ciamora

    Just cause people are coming forward and accusing him doesn’t make him guilty, nor does his resigning from the position on Sesame Street equal an admittance of guilt. Sesame street may have asked him to leave cause they don’t need a molestation charge hanging over there “made for children” show. I’m not familiar with the case, for all I know he could be guilty, but I also know that alot of people are attention whores that will say anything for attention, and the media reports anything they think will draw interest regardless of whether it’s true or false.

    I met DMX once about 10 years ago, just based off the picture I took with him I could accuse him of robbing me at gun point, and the media would interview me and half the people in the world would believe it. That’s just how things work. 90% of the world believed Micheal Jackson was a pedophile, I know most of you like to act like you always had his back since he’s dead but the last 15 years of that man’s life were full of “Chester the Molestor” type jokes and Parodies and his record sales went in the doghouse, all based on charges that were never proven which he denied.

    NEWSFLASH……………THE MEDIA LIES TO YOU!!!!!

    • Modesto Koczwara

      Nancy Grace’s show is not helping either! The funny thing was she was charged with Prosecutorial misconduct and was guilty, but yet she still has a show! Crazy world!

  • greeneyedbandit

    This is so sad….poor fella!

  • johnblacksad

    gay pedo sh!t…

  • Negro Peligro

    Jim Henson was a Pedo Syth Lord.