Some junk…The rumors are a bit light at the moment, but there is a lot of junk floating around in cyber space.
Some wack job carded LeBron James. Peep the report from Page Six:
He may be “King” of Miami, but LeBron James still isn’t safe from being carded in Orlando.
The 6-foot-8, 29-year-old NBA MVP was forced to produce his license like any other twentysomething at a hotel bar after the Orange Bowl Friday.
A writer for Bleacher Report*witnessed the incident and tweeted that the “bartender was serious.” James reportedly laughed off the unlikely carding.
That bartender needs to be slapped up! Lebron looks all of 38 and a half.
OJ IS DYING?
I know OJ Simpson is before the time of some people, but he’s a part of history. He’s also one of the dumbest MFs in the history of sports in that he quite possibly beat a murder and then got locked up on some other stuff years later. Now, he wants Obama’s help getting him out of the bing, because he claims he has cancer. And he might. Dude looks really bad these days, but I can’t see Obama doing a thing since OJ killed a white woman, he’s forever the scourge of America. He’d be up for a full pardon if he killed a Black male or female of color. Anyway, a 33 year sentence in a death sentence for the “Juice.” Just saying.
JAY Z GETS BACK WITH THE YOUNG GUNS!
A recent report suggested that Jay Z was in bad with the millennial nation. But, I don’t know how true that is. And, on top of that, you know how Jay can be. He’ll see something and counter it without commenting formally. I would not doubt that this is a response to the article that claims kids don’t know, trust or particularly like Jay.
This was actually dope though.
MELT DOWN…ELECTRIC BOOGIES!
Antoine Dodson is bugging out. I think he’s wrestling between being a father and gay. Or he’s looking for a reality show. I don’t know but the spill is real.
“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.
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