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The Last Word: Akon's Finds Legal Troubles, Beyonce Makes the Naughty List, and Fergie Uses Her Body For Peace 
Published Friday, December 07, 2007 9:30 AM
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By Chris Richburg

What’s poppin’ people? Another weekend dawns on us as we make it to the end of another five. From Democrats criticizing Pres. Bush for not knowing until last week that Iran had stopped work on its nuclear weapons in 2003 to Jena 6 member Mychal Bell being sentenced to 18 months in jail after pleading guilty to a reduced charge of second-degree battery for beating a white Jena High School. Add all that to the student's family filing a new civil lawsuit against the LaSalle Parish School Board, the adult Jena 6 members in the beating, and the parents of the younger members of the group, and it was both an interesting and sad week.
 
Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of UGK rapper Pimp C, who died tragically on Tuesday, New York Knicks forward Stephon Marbury and his family regarding the death of Marbury’s dad, and those affected by the tragic mall shooting spree in Omaha, Nebraska.
 
And here’s to the sounding boards for always instilling their sense of good and evil into your humble narrator.
 
Now for the main course....the Last Word for the week ending Dec. 7, 2007.

1. Akon Tosses Innocence For Tossing Fan

 
Although he’s doing business with Michael Jackson and the hottest singers and rappers, Akon can’t seem to shake the downside of being famous. The 34-year-old singer pleaded not guilty Monday (Dec. 3) to criminal charges that were filed after he tossed a fan offstage this summer during a concert in Fishkill, NY.
 
According to reports, Akon made a brief appearance in court before he was released on his own recognizance. Although the case will resume in January, don’t expect Akon to make another cameo as the crooner’s lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, will be able to stand in for him at future court appearances.
 
The court appearance is the newest development in the aftermath of the fan tossing incident. Akon was charged with misdemeanor endangering the welfare of a minor and second-degree harassment after a female fan complained about a concussion she suffered after a 15-year-old boy the hitmaker threw off the stage fell on her during the concert, which took place June 3 at a local minor league baseball stadium.

The incident was sparked when an object was thrown at Akon during his show, according to those who attended the performance. The singer, who took offense to the action, soon asked concertgoers to point out the person responsible. The boy was later brought up to Akon, who hoisted the teen onto his shoulders and tossed him into the crowd.
 
"It was never Akon's intention to violate the law," Brafman said in a written statement released to the media. "This unfortunate incident was a spontaneous reaction during a live concert that Akon deeply regrets."
 
In happier Akon news, the singer joined Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Ne-Yo and Kanye West among this year’s Grammy Award nominees. Although the awards won’t be given out until February, Akon already knows what he’s going to do should he win one of the four Grammy he’s nominated for.
 
"I'm calling my mom," he told MTV. "She's probably going to scream, 'cause she's always said, 'You know what, you're gonna win.'"
 
Now that he has someone in mind to make his one phone call should he end up in the big house, maybe now Akon can get that "Sorry, Blame it On Me" Long Arm of the Law remix with fellow law-abiding singer R. Kelly in the can too. To keep his name out there, of course.
 
2. Aretha Franklin Breaks Down Her Lack of Movie Time
 
If you know anything about music, you know about Aretha Franklin. Few singers can compare to the Queen of Soul, but on the big screen, the 65-year-old singer said she is getting a lack of respect.
 
"Unfortunately, I have not gotten the offers from Hollywood that I would have liked to have gotten," Franklin said during a recent phone interview with The Associated Press. "I don't understand why it's so hard for longtime artists in the music industry who have numerous awards and citations and things like that to even get a pittance of an offer from Hollywood. It just doesn't happen. What is the problem?"
 
To date, Franklin’s time on the silver screen has been reduced to bit parts in the Blues Brothers movies. Although she’s working on a biopic on her life, Franklin feels skin color may be the reason why her and other music veterans have been ignored by Hollywood.
 
And she doesn't believe it's getting any better for Black entertainers either.
 
"It's a little disappointing to see in 2007 that that kind of thing still happens, and you've got a huge set of double standards there," continued Franklin, who added that Black entertainers are still finding it hard in Tinseltown, despite the success of Oscar winners Halle Berry and Jennifer Hudson. "Halle Berry is only one person — please!"
 
As for that biopic, don’t look for it in theaters since plans for that fell through. Franklin, who has a play in the works, is currently in talks with a network to do a two-part series. For her, the only way for Blacks to make in Hollywood is to create opportunities for themselves.
 
So says the Queen. Nuff said.
 
3. Avant and John Legend Plotting 2008 Returns
 
Fans of male-oriented R&B can mark 2008 as the year two R&B heavyweights return.
 
Billboard.com reports that Avant has signed a new deal with Capital Records and is gearing up to release a new album in the summer of 2008. The as-yet untitled project will feature various producers, including Rodney Jerkins and DJ Smurf.
 
Look for a new Avant single in March. You can also catch him live on tour with Tyrese, Ginuwine, and Tank’s new group TGT as well as on the stage with Morris Chestnut in the play Love In the Nick Of Tyme.
 
In addition to Avant, John Legend will reemerge on the scene. Forgive me for being so late with this one. Far be it for me to get away from the computer for a day or two during my recent extended weekend up north.
 
Anyway, Legend is starting work on his third album as he has "three songs I love already."
 
"I'm usually pretty prolific and pretty quick with my output, so I'm guessing I'll be done with it by the end of the spring and put it out either late summer or early fall. That's what I'm headed towards," said the Grammy-winner, who plans on releasing one more single, "Show Me," from his latest album Once Again.
 
So what can we expect from this new offering? Nothing yet, if you ask Legend, who said it's too early to predict a musical direction or theme. The singer, who’s clocked in time with Will.i.Am and Rick Knowles, will get in the studio next with Pharrell Williams, Kanye West "and we'll see who else."
 
4. Fergie Makes Peace With Her Body Through New Treaty
 
It’s no secret that Fergie has found a measure of success by making herself Fergalicious. But now, the Black Eyed Peas singer is spreading the love to young girls who have issues with their body by signing a new Seventeen magazine Body Peace Project Treaty.
 
The document, which has also been signed by Ashlee Simpson and Hairspray star Brittany Snow, is designed to help change the way young girls look at their bodies by helping them examine unhealthy body image issues.
 
"So many girls feel awful about themselves." said Snow, who recently revealed she suffered from anorexia and bulimia."I got help when I was 17. It was a process and still is a process, but I am 21 years old now, and I have done a lot of hard work."
 
"It is a daily thing, but I am 100 percent better than where I was in just little things, like not hating myself in the morning and wearing jeans, and even if they are tight, being OK with myself," continued the actress who told Entertainment Tonight that she lost two friends to anorexia. "So many people are going through this. Celebrities included. There is a way to get help and feel better."

Seventeen magazine is hoping to get one million girls to sign the treaty.
 
5. Diana Ross Gets the Kennedy Treatment from Ciara
 
Singing icon Diana Ross was in good company this week, as she was among those who were officially recognized as members of the 30th class of Kennedy Center honorees.
 
Ross was honored with Beach Boys founder Brian Wilson, film director Martin Scorsese, actor Steve Martin, and pianist Leon Fleisher for their contributions to American culture during the ceremony, which took place Sunday (Dec. 2) at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. The 63-year-old former Supreme was treated to a musical tribute courtesy of Ciara, who sang "I'm Coming Out," Yolanda Adams, who performed "Reach Out and Touch (Somebody's Hand)" and Vanessa Williams, who belted "Touch Me in the Morning."
 
Prior to the ceremony, Ross and her fellow honorees visited the White House as they were recognized by President Bush. Those who weren’t able to make the ceremony can catch it Dec. 26 via a two-hour special on CBS.
 
6. Beyonce Keeps Naughty Company on New List
 
Christmas is coming, and Santa is taking stock of who’s been naughty and who’s been nice among the celebs. So who better to ask than the most honest critics around, kids. And while stars like Miley Cyrus and Angelina Jolie were among the "nicest" in the eyes of kids ages two to twelve and teens 13 to 17 respectively, R&B diva Beyonce failed to make the cut.
 
In fact, teens felt that the songstress should be on Santa’s naughty list, according to a survey conducted by E-Poll Market Research, a company that specializes in celebrity and brand research, to gauge children's attitudes about nice, naughty, and the seasonal question of who makes Santa's list.
 
Beyonce came in at number four on the naughty list, while Britney Spears grabbed the top spot. Paris Hilton followed at number two and Lindsay Lohan rounded out the top four at number three.
 
So how do you define "nice"? For kids, it simply comes down to "cleaning up and doing chores," "sharing" and "being honest and polite" as a way to get on Santa’s good side. And if you’re wondering how they classified being naughty, the kids cited such things as "not listening to parents," "being mean and bullying," and "being snobby."
 
I guess you learn something new everyday. So if you were Santa, what stars would you put on your naughty and nice lists? No matter who you choose, make sure you check the list and check it twice.
 

Comments

 

SPATE Magazine All Day said:

What up Fergie!

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December 7, 2007 9:45 AM
 

Boss Up said:

Free Akon
December 7, 2007 2:50 PM
 

illseed said:

LOL @ FREE AKON...Jail A Con! his name is AKON as in...A CONVICT! He might have already picked his route in life.

December 7, 2007 3:24 PM
 

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December 7, 2007 3:44 PM
 

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December 7, 2007 3:49 PM
 

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December 7, 2007 4:41 PM
 

charliestons said:

haha @ illseed for breaking the name down....

Akon must have felt like superman tossing dat guy... i think d lil boi deserved it for throwing stuff at Convict...
December 8, 2007 3:08 PM
 

il nonno said:

Illseed, fuck outta here with that bullshit! Akon is his REAL name and not 'a kon' as you would like people to believe. Step your research game up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon).
December 11, 2007 5:35 AM
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