how come theres always a scene where for whatever random reason..the car the victims plan to drive away in, never starts the first time they turn the ignition??

do u find urself having this problem in the real world??

HAHAHA ... Thats kinda the reason horror movies kinda suck now. they all follow the same movie cliches

Front Door always locked and unable to be unlocked in a timely manner so they run up stairs.

They play that "suspense music" when there is a weird noise and it always turns out to be some cute adorable innocent looking animal.

They lookin the bathroom mirrow to see some dead ghostly lookin creature behind them..

Shit gets to be too predicatable

Probably for the same reason the victims always happen to be in bad cellphone reception areas.

^ ^ ^ Forgot that one.. LOL

 

the first time they play the suspense music in a movie...its usually the persons friend that creeps behind them n grabs them or somethin, and startles them

The car never starts because otherwise 99% of the villains would be useless. Jason walks at a brisk pace of a foot a minute. If you get into your car and drive off he is screwed.

Let me refer you to cracked.com who I think tackled a topic similar to this perfectly.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15634_7-most-easily-escapable-movie-monsters.html

Requiem:

The car never starts because otherwise 99% of the villains would be useless. Jason walks at a brisk pace of a foot a minute. If you get into your car and drive off he is screwed.

Let me refer you to cracked.com who I think tackled a topic similar to this perfectly.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15634_7-most-easily-escapable-movie-monsters.html

LOL @ the villains knowing shortcuts to get to where ur gonna be, regardless of where u are or how u get there...they somehow always beat u to it...

them niggas got mapquest installed in their brain

How about the white girl falling down??

I remember watching Halloween, the newest one, and the white bitch starts limping for no fuckin reason whatsoever.... smh... I guess the fall got edited out.... lol...

was I the only one not scared of mike myers? ooh big cracker with a knife I'm so scared, nigga would not have made it outta my old neighbourhood, we had highschool kids with better knife skills

AHAHAHA.. The thing is why is it ALWAYS someone who has to go against the grain. Like money on Dawn Of The Dead its a city full of zombies and dude is still securing the Mall.. Da fuck!

Same reason why people in horror movies always feel the need to split up.

cars gat feelings they get scared too

RADAMAN:

How about the white girl falling down??

I remember watching Halloween, the newest one, and the white bitch starts limping for no fuckin reason whatsoever.... smh... I guess the fall got edited out.... lol...

COSIGN

Because they're so overly filled with terror they turn the key counter clock wise

The car was so scared that it pissed out the oil.

(lame joke)

HORRIBLE JOKE ABOVE