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The Last Word: Sean Paul Causes a Seizure, Akon Plays R. Kelly, and Lenny Kravitz Says No to Sex 
Published Friday, January 25, 2008 9:00 AM
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By Chris Richburg
 
What’s cookin’ everyone. The weekend is upon us and the news keeps coming. This week proved to be another lively one with Roy Jones getting the W over Felix Trinidad, Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama taking shots at each other as South Carolinians prepare to vote in the Democratic primary, Fred Thompson deading his chances of becoming president by dropping out of the race for the Republican party nomination and a study that counted 935 false statements made by President Bush and top administration officials to justify going to war with Iraq two years after the 2001 terrorists attacks.
 
Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of actor Heath Ledger, who was found dead Tuesday (Jan. 22) of what many think to be an apparent suicide or accidental drug overdose. Shout out to the sounding boards for staying hot with the feedback, despite all the cold weather sweeping the country. OK, let’s get to it....the Last Word for the week ending Jan. 25, 2008.
 
1. Sean Paul’s Temperature is Too High For New York Woman
 
It’s no secret that dancehall reggae has an effect on women. The right song can trigger a sensual display of body movement on the dance floor or a seizure, as one woman discovered when hearing Sean Paul’s hit song "Temperature."
 
The New York Post reports that Stacey Gayle, a 24-year-old woman from Queens, NY, suffered from a type of music-triggered seizure called musicogenic epilepsy the moment she hears "Temperature."
 
"As soon as the beat comes on, I don't know what it is, it just triggers my seizure," said Gayle, an admitted Sean Paul fan, who noted that the song caused a prior seizure. "It's like a weird sensation you get, like a tingling in your head. I smelled something funny, a weird smell."
 
Fortunately for her, the doctors were able to remove the part of her brain that was responsible for triggering the condition by using "Temperature" to induce the seizures so the could locate the area.
 
As a result, Gayle hasn’t had a seizure in three months.
 
2. Akon Gets Temporary Get Out of Court Card
 
Looks like Akon will have to wait a bit longer to get his day in court.
 
According to media reports, the singer’s lawyer Benjamin Brafman requested that Akon’s trial be postponed. The delay is the latest development in the case, which stems from an incident where Akon tossed a fan off the stage after the fan was identified by concertgoers as the person who threw an object on stage at the crooner.
 
Akon, who pleaded not guilty in December, is charged with misdemeanor endangerment and harassment. He is currently free on his own recognizance. The new court date has been set for March 5.
 
No telling how this may end up, but Akon looks to be the favorite for the R. Kelly Lifetime Court Delay Award.
 
3. Mariah Carey is That April Fool’s Day Chick
 
Mariah Carey fans may be the only people that will avoid being tricked on April Fools’ Day when the songbird’s new album That Chick drops on April 1.
 
Featuring T-Pain and Damian Marley, the album will include a mix of songs that range from breezy pop tunes to urban club bangers, according to Billboard.com. Song titles include "Lovin' You Long Time," the ballad "Love Story," "Migrate" which features T-Pain, "Touch My Body," and "OOC" – which is short for "out of control."
 
Carey will also debut what’s described as a new sound on the Marley assisted "Cruise Control," a track which sees the singer trying Jamaican patois.
 
With her following her monster hit album The Emancipation of Mimi, expectations will be high. But producer Jermaine Dupri predicts the forthcoming project will outdo its predecessor.
 
"It's kind of strange but I heard a lot of her records and it sound like the album is better than the last album," Dupri recently told Billboard.
 
It's a no-brainer that Mariah will deliver the goods. The question is will the release date hold up or will we have to hold out a little bit longer for Mimi to return.
 
4. Michelle Williams Reps Illinois to the fullest
 
Former Destiny’s Child member Michelle Williams is doing her part to shine a little light on her home state of Illinois. The singer, who is currently part of the Los Angeles cast of The Color Purple, has been picked by the Illinois tourism board to join its "My Illinois" promotional campaign.
 
Williams joins a variety of famous Illinois folk, including R&B icon Chaka Khan, Jennifer Hudson, Ramsey Lewis, Harry Lennix, LisaRaye, Irma P. Hall, Lupe Fiasco and Twista in the campaign.
 
According to a press release My Illinois is part of multi-year, integrated program that promotes the "rich ethnic, cultural and historical diversity of Illinois to the $4.8 billion African-American travel market."
 
As part of the effort, Williams will encourage travel to Illinois by sharing her personal experiences in the state while citing museums, cuisine and diverse culture as reasons to visit Illinois in a narrative that is featured on www.soulfulillinois.com.
 
5. Lenny Kravitz Enjoys the Celibate Life
 
Within the span of his music career, Lenny Kravitz has been guilty of two things. Creating good music and dating a slew of beautiful women. But as the saying goes, all good things must come to an end.
 
Which is why Kravitz has vowed to remain celibate until he exchanges I do’s with the right woman.
 
"[It's] just a promise I made until I get married," said the rocker, who was married to Lisa Bonet - and linked to Adriana Lima, Devon Aoki, Natalie Imbruglia, Vanessa Paradis, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman. "Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit."
 
Still it’s got to be a struggle for Kravitz, who revealed in next month’s Spin magazine that he’s been celibate for three years. After all, he doesn’t seem to be in short supply of women who would be more than happy to help fall off the wagon. But you got to give Kravitz credit. "It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be," he told Spin. "I'm looking at the big picture."
 
So do you believe that Lenny is walking the straight path and not taking full advantage of his rock star status? Would you be able to follow his lead and stay focused on everything else in music but the groupies and celebutantes?
 
Me personally, it would be a serious battle if I were that famous. There would be a lot of cold showers in my future just to stay focused. I’m just saying.


Comments

 

SOLID_STATE said:

LOL @ AKON TO REAL
January 25, 2008 9:15 AM
 

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January 25, 2008 9:16 AM
 

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January 25, 2008 10:02 AM
 

CreasyReg said:

1) Are we still talking about this dancehall seizure chick? I mean yea it was a crazy story. But it was resolved a while ago. They should just give her a dancehall record deal already and get it over with.

2) Akon is a nutcase, haha.

3) I'd like to hear another Mariah Carey/Krayzie Bone collaboration.

4) Michelle who?

5) Lenny's buggin. I can understand regaining some stinginess with the tool, and maybe not plowing through every piece of groupie vag that pops up in your direction, but uhhh...three years no sex? He's gotta be humping his mattress at night by now. Puss is a beautiful thing...unless you're gay of course. Then in that case Mr. Kravitz would be giving up man butt for three years, which wouldn't be such a bad idea in my honest opinion but hey...yea...uhh...to each his own. I guess. Wierd guy. He needs some butt.
January 25, 2008 10:06 AM
 

bknewstash said:

Lenny Kravitz must hate black pussy. All his exes are on the paler side. And since when is not getting pussy somethin to talk about. He obviously has been beating off the past 3 years.
January 25, 2008 10:14 AM
 

bknewstash said:

CreasyReg said:
5) Lenny's buggin. I can understand regaining some stinginess with the tool, and maybe not plowing through every piece of groupie vag that pops up in your direction, but uhhh...three years no sex? He's gotta be humping his mattress at night by now. Puss is a beautiful thing...unless you're gay of course. Then in that case Mr. Kravitz would be giving up man butt for three years, which wouldn't be such a bad idea in my honest opinion but hey...yea...uhh...to each his own. I guess. Wierd guy. He needs some butt.

Are you gay? If not then why would you say giving up man butt for 3 years isnt such a bad idea for Lenny.Thaz some MO shit. Seems like you wanna bang Lenny K.
January 25, 2008 10:17 AM
 

jalamc048 said:

akon stayin in court...
January 25, 2008 10:46 AM
 

Fred Thompson » The Last Word: Sean Paul Causes a Seizure, Akon Plays R. Kelly, and… said:

January 25, 2008 11:29 AM
 

CreasyReg said:

@bknewstash
Aaaaaaactually, I said pussy is a beautiful thing unless he was gay, then in that case being celibate isn't such a bad idea. I guess depending on how you read what I said it could have sounded like I was condoning some gay shit. No sir, I'm very much so hetero. And no, I do not want to bang Lenny Kravitz, LMAO. I'll take whatever groupy bitches he's passing up on however.
January 25, 2008 11:36 AM
 

Dating Advice - Anything ‘08 : Blog Archive : The Last Word: Sean Paul Causes a Seizure, Akon Plays R. Kelly, and said:

January 25, 2008 11:37 AM
 

bknewstash said:

oh aight.No disrespect
January 25, 2008 11:38 AM
 

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January 25, 2008 12:25 PM
 

LOYALTY1 said:

@ bknewstash

that fool did sound gay! say what?
January 25, 2008 12:30 PM
 

CreasyReg said:

@LOYALTY1:
I KNOW RIGHT!!! Haaaaaaaa. What a fag. I can't read either, so I'mma just cosign that shit to feel like I'm part of something! Kinda like...well...you.
January 25, 2008 2:41 PM
 

RedDeezo said:

ya'll need to learn about Illinois......lol. It's a prominent place where african americans thrive, Just like Georgia in the south. And Lenny trippin. that's what happen when it's been so long, u start talking crazy...lol
January 25, 2008 3:42 PM
 

vega_diamond said:

bulllshit there is not one straight guy who walks the streets (or sidewalks, back alleys, or fields) of america who can give up sex.....fuckin liars!
January 25, 2008 3:48 PM
 

Crash Connectikoot said:

Maybe Lenny OD'ed on groupie box.
Naaaahhhhh.... Not possible.

Speaking of groupie ass, that chick w/the seizures should throw some to Sean Paul for potentially savin her life.
January 25, 2008 5:45 PM
 

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Lenny lying he fucking everting that move man gwon


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January 26, 2008 1:59 AM
 

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January 26, 2008 12:16 PM
 

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January 26, 2008 5:18 PM
 

Charlez-Diezel said:

As for Lenny K., well it's all part of a plan he is working on; that will be sad if the rest of the world believes in him.
January 27, 2008 3:16 AM
 

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