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10 Club Commandments 
Published Saturday, August 09, 2008 11:55 AM
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By Odeisel

Been a rough week guys.  First the club drama at Spotlight Live, and now the tremendous loss of Bernie Mac at the young age of 50. For those of you who are into comics we also lost Michael I. Silberkleit, the chairman of Archie Comic Publications to cancer. 

 

Here's a little something we hope will both take your mind off tragedy and whatever hardship you had this week, as well as hip you to something that can turn fun to pain real quick.  In the spirit of the Notorious,  without further ado, we have the 10 Club Commandments. 

See you tomorrow for Sick Sundays.

 

Number one, you know you going out for fun/ keep a limit on your liquor and you won't have to run.

 

Number two, you know before the night is through/ there will prolly be a hater trying to ice grill you.Keep your Rollie’s out the Sky, them thugs got eyes and what comes in the club yours might could end up mine.

 

Number three, ladies if you have to pee/ take your ass to the bathroom with somebody. Take your best friend Pam, the chick with no man/ She can be your force-field and get you out of a jam

 

Number four when you out on the dance floor/ keep your drink above your head and your balance for sure. Cause if your drink spills that ain’t so trill/ you can slip and bust your ass and that's totally ill.

 

Number five, don't take your ugly friend/ cause the night will be over almost ‘fore it begin, You'll be macking and free drinks will be flowing/ and all she can talk about is "When is we going?"

 

Number six, bring a wing man fo’ sho’/ the club got a fine honeys mixed with ugly hoes. For you to have a dream he takes one for the team/ whether fat drunk or busted you know what I  mean?

 

Seven, don't mix the booze my dog/ if its dark stick to it if, it's light go on. If you switch up the wine for the beer or the booze /you could end up with vomit all over your shoes

 

Number eight, don't make love in this club/ no matter what Usher says that ain't what's up. It’s 2008 check the AIDS rate/ If you taggin’ it then bag it up before it's too late

 

Number nine is for the dames use a fake name/ Cause every club is packed with a room full of lames. Your name is Sensation, without hesitation, and give that fool the phone number to the police station

 

Number ten always stay in touch with your friend/ via text or phone call before drama begins If five came out then five should come home /make sure you got vibrate on your cellular phone

 

These rules are fun but they for your own good, whether it's ladies night or it's boys in the hood. keep it trill keep it smart and keep your friends on you, you get caught slipping don't say I didn’t warn you it's all fun and games but some one could get hurt an you don’t want your family putting you in the dirt.

 

R.I.P Ingrid Rivera, Proof, and all of those who got caught up in a good night gone horribly wrong.  One wrong move can mean the difference between going home and not goin home.


Comments

 

Tommy K. said:

I should have followed number 1 last night.
August 9, 2008 1:31 PM
 

zayzkidd said:

GO SCORED DAT SOUTHCIDAL SH1T FEATURING 3RD WARD KILLAZ FROM DAT UPT.
August 9, 2008 1:30 PM
 

Rosco! said:

haha.......funny cuz its true.
August 9, 2008 1:32 PM
 

zayzkidd said:

WHAT TYPE OF CLUBS YOU GO TO???  SOME HILLBILLIE TYPE SH!T, DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 9, 2008 1:35 PM
 

MAINE MAN said:

...COMMANDMENTS TO LIVE BY...ESPECIALLY NUMBER 8.... THOSE NUMBERS ARE CRAZY IN ATLANTA......BUT THE LADIES THERE ARE SO COLD TOO....

AND FOR YOU BITCHES THATS ACTING ALL STUCK UP IN THE CLUB DO LIKE 50 SAID....."GET OUT THE CLUB BITCH"...LOL
August 9, 2008 1:35 PM
 

Rosco! said:

Number five, don't take your ugly friend/ cause the night will be over almost ‘fore it begin, You'll be macking and free drinks will be flowing/ and all she can talk about is "When is we going?"

hahahah
August 9, 2008 1:41 PM
 

KING OF NYC said:

Odeisel :good shit
anytime somebodys uses biggie blueprint to make a point, its alwayz comes out hot.

ANYWAYZ ....Odeisel, sup with the IC? can u give us a lil info on when its coming back. fantasy football is about to start poppin off, we need the names of IC members to join in!!!! holla

and most important
PARTY N BULLSHIT -b.i.g. was so ahead of his time

R.I.P Ingrid Rivera -its sad that 24yo women lost her life over some BULLSHIT @ a party.
August 9, 2008 1:51 PM
 

dovely said:

Good article!

#4 - most clubs used to not even allow drinks on the dancefloor, but it's crazy these days and you can't really leave your drink where you can't see it either. I don't think you should go on the floor with a drink... just wait til you're done. That slip and fall factor is pretty big when people spill out there.
August 9, 2008 1:55 PM
 

odeiseltheone said:

i feel you bro. we just trying to make sure that it's stable and you don't have the issues you had with the last platform.  we're nearing the home stretch. your patience is appreciated
August 9, 2008 2:07 PM
 

MissDallasTx214 said:

lol, wow, rules to live by....I don't know about where yall from but in Dallas the club scene aint like it used to be, so much drama I'd rather stay home. Good article tho, Ima have to print these rules out and pass em along to my fast ass friends, lol...
August 9, 2008 3:08 PM
 

T-ROC said:

damn you know its real when you have to follow club rules.

I hear everyone talking 'bout the IC. Did i miss something? because i NEVER went on the IC. next time around i will be visiting i hear EVERYONE talkin 'bout it.

i know ya'll gon light me up about what i missed.
August 9, 2008 3:22 PM
 

theillseed said:

classico!

August 9, 2008 3:36 PM
 

elflaks said:

im good with the rules,the only thing i wanna know is the official meaning of trill,i listen&love Ugk(Pimp.C RIP)but being from the east im handicapped to the true meaning of this word,i hope i dont sound like a lame!
August 9, 2008 3:38 PM
 

HELLRAISER said:

i dont even fuck with the club scene i value my life too much to allow some ignorant fool to take it away. i dont understand why people leave their home just to act a fool. what goes thru someones mind for them to even want to go out and act up. shit its bad enough i get ice grilled when im driving while blasting my music. its not my fault yall mafuckas walking shit up your hustle. not along shopping, dudes grill you because your gear might look better than yours. hey stop spending all your money on that ipod when you dont own a car and maybe you can buy some new chucks.

as for you stuck up women, what the fuck is all that about? yall living at your parents house stressing to drive their car so you can act like youre ballin. yet you want a man to have all his shit together? how about you get your shit straight before you want the next person to give it to you broke ass bitches.................
August 9, 2008 3:47 PM
 

odeiseltheone said:

to be honest man i'm not into the clubs like that. i'm not paying to drink. i'm not paying to look at women i can see for free, and i'm not paying to hear wack music. it's all about lounges and bars man if not for a specific event.  
August 9, 2008 4:08 PM
 

lchelle125 said:

I don't fucks with the club anymore.  I am too old for some of the shit that goes on.  I'm not doing the Soulja Boy or any other synchronized dancing.  I ain't giving my number out cause I'm married.  I don't drink a lot. So I'd rather go to a caberet or something like that.  I can't do the club scene anymore.
August 9, 2008 4:18 PM
 

Tommy K. said:

Only reason I'm still going to the club is because me and my squad opened up one here in South Carolina, and we trying to open up a Clothing Store right next to it. I stop phuckin with the clubs when I was 19 because I realized I was in there too much getting into stuff. Didn't last long because I'm 21 now and right back in there lol. Only difference is I don't buy the bar anymore I brought the night spot.
August 9, 2008 4:26 PM
 

MissDallasTx214 said:

elflaks said:
im good with the rules,the only thing i wanna know is the official meaning of trill,i listen&love Ugk(Pimp.C RIP)but being from the east im handicapped to the true meaning of this word,i hope i dont sound like a lame!
-----------------------------------------------------------

being true + real = trill
others say Too Real = trill

Trill is when you're hustlin, trill is when you're grindin
Trill is when you punch in that clock overtimin
Trill is when you keep it real one hundred percent
And hold it down for your team run your game full sprint
Trill is when you never fake, trill is when you real
Chasin after dollar bills, gotta get it how you live
Trill is when you hustle so you go out there and get it
Doin whatever you gotta do to make a meal ticket
- Paul Wall "Trill"
true real paul wall  
August 9, 2008 4:28 PM
 

Cabana da Don said:

TRUE+REAL=TRILL

TRILL=PIMP C
PIMP C=TRILL

August 9, 2008 4:38 PM
 

zayzkidd said:

SOUTHCIDAL, WE COMIN' THROUGH KILLIN' EVRY THING NICCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 9, 2008 4:45 PM
 

Just_In said:

F the club! I'd rather be chilling with a young lady on some other shit. Gettin my rub on or somethin...
August 9, 2008 5:11 PM
 

Da Realeast nigga Out said:

Where Was Da Part 4 Don't Go To Da Club Non-Strapped Cause If U Do That Hurr N Saint Louis That's Yo Azz! Even If U make It Outside It More Of Em OutSide Good Look!lol
August 9, 2008 5:20 PM
 

lchelle125 said:

@Just_In more men need to feel like you.  Quit trying to make love in the club and make love at home.
August 9, 2008 5:24 PM
 

DABIZ said:

For all you ATL night club information www.Atlnightspots.com 15,000+ hits daily....
August 9, 2008 5:31 PM
 

elflaks said:

@MsDallasTx214&cabanadadon,good lookin thank you for your time to enlightnen!much apreciated!
August 9, 2008 5:32 PM
 

elflaks said:

@MsDallasTx214&cabanadadon,good lookin thank you for your time to enlightnen!much apreciated!
August 9, 2008 5:33 PM
 

ForeverRepresentIt said:

I've never really followed number #7 (or the beer before liquor gets you sicker rule), always thought it was kind of a myth. I've been to rehab twice for alcohol so maybe I'm an outlier. I'm 22 and just graduated college so I don't do the club scene anymore (also because of the rehab thing too). I'd rather do something low key like kick it with some friends listening music, watching a game, or doing some barbecuing.  
August 9, 2008 5:57 PM
 

lemonhe@delight said:

FUCK THE CLUB!!!! STAY HOME AND PLAY SCRABBLE....GET GROWN
August 9, 2008 6:37 PM
 

Sovietnam said:

i aint did the club thing in years. i would rather go to a sports bar. wings and beer and sports.
August 9, 2008 6:48 PM
 

Hip Hop GM said:

Here is a Commandment: Don't get in peoples ear yellin & spittin and your breath smells like you been eatin hot shitzkabobs! It's a Horrible look for you and a fucked up look for the person who gets that smell in there system!!!! WHOOOOOOAH! MAKE THIS BITCH A ALTOID COLATA!!!!!!!
August 9, 2008 8:16 PM
 

Chocolate Morsel said:

Why a female gotta be stuck up just cuz she aint interested in a nigga? I can't stand when dudes say that about me or my friends. For one, you came up to a sista wit some wack as wanna be game, your breath smelled like piss and corn chips, you had a tooth danglin, keyloids on your ear, you can't dress and on top of all that, you think cuz you drive a Benz I'ma be on some groupie sh't and treat you like a celebrity when your're CLEARLY not one. *smh* Not a good look fellas.
August 10, 2008 10:09 AM
 

TeriofLDN said:

ha ha that was good! had some real advice tho too many ppl get in trouble in da clubs.
August 10, 2008 11:58 AM
 

Mr. 8163 said:

fuck the club. I just chill wit my cousins and drink with them. Too much shit be happening at clubs. Just look at Shyne.
August 10, 2008 1:19 PM
 

HelloGhetto.com said:

When the fuck is the Biggie movie dropping?
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR
Go see Nappy Birthday Man on You Tube
its a crackhead singing Happy Birthday...hilarious
August 10, 2008 1:59 PM
 

odeiseltheone said:

th e biggie movie keeps getting pushed back. what i will say is that i visited the set back in april. that gravy dude has him down to a t. no bs
August 10, 2008 3:41 PM
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