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Flo Rida: Mail On Sunday
Published Thursday, March 20, 2008 7:00 PM
By Tika Milan

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Don't let the "Apple Bottom jeans with the boots with the fur" cause you to hastily judge Flo Rida's lyrical ability. Surprisingly, the Floridian rapper isn't as bad as you would assume. It's an assumption that listeners make of any artist who has a wildly popular "shake your ass" song.

 

On the first cut, "American Superstar", off his debut album Mail On Sunday (Atlantic), Flo holds his own alongside lyricist extraordinaire Lil' Wayne. Spitting with Bone Thug speed and wit he says "Ask me about where the bricks come from / That's what a snitch ni*** do he tell / I don't want nothing to do with that there / If it's a lick then I'm bringing them shells / Only position for me is a player / That's right player better get it right player / Might have to be in emergency / Lucky for you if I'm blowing my trees / Calming my nerves no regular weed."

 

Unfortunately there isn't a lot of thug introspection or variety on this album. Flo’s debut is compiled of dance tracks. Roughly, half of the songs could easily accompany a pole dancer or pack the dance floor. However, the sounds range from classic southern crunk to Timberland's futuristic, pop ethereal signature on "Elevators", to Will.I.Am taking it back to the early eighties on "In The Ayer;" with a pop and lock inducing synthesized track that sounds similar to Afrika Bambaataa's "Planet Rock."

 

The variety in production makes up for the lack of content that would easily show Flo Rida as a respectable MC. He enlists some of Hip-Hop's most popular artists, like Yung Joc ("Don't Know How To Act"), Rick Ross ("Money Right") and Trey Songz ("Freaky Deaky") however, the album still falls a bit flat.

 

He may not yet be condemned to the bottomless abyss of one hit wonders, if next time he relies more on his ability as an MC instead of heavy weight producers. If not, then just ride "Low" until the wheels fall off.

 

Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain

"Low"

Flo Rida Featuring Timbaland

"Elevator"


Comments

 

JTrunner said:

1st. he flops put a mill on it
March 20, 2008 7:14 PM
 

Boss Up said:

"Ask me about where the bricks come from / That's what a snitch ni*** do he tell / I don't want nothing to do with that there / If it's a lick then I'm bringing them shells / Only position for me is a player / That's right player better get it right player / Might have to be in emergency / Lucky for you if I'm blowing my trees / Calming my nerves no regular weed."

wack...ain't nuthin even spectacular about that

wouldn't even download it
March 20, 2008 7:16 PM
 

InfamousMobstar said:

yea he floppin... no white ppl like him, hell be fine, but i miss the old flo rida, befor he went comercial... dude was killin it...
March 20, 2008 7:18 PM
 

Tommy K. said:

This nigga wack son. Only good 4 club music but I swear if I hear somebody playing Low one more time I'm putting them in the hospital.
March 20, 2008 7:33 PM
 

wild100vet said:

i agree with Boss Up, those few bars was weak as all hell.  if you gon pump up somebody's lyrical ability, at least post something that is quotable, i could've came up with something better than that off the top.  
March 20, 2008 8:03 PM
 

got shoes? said:

damn should we show them the thread.
March 20, 2008 8:04 PM
 

Simply Dat Nigga said:

HULK IN DIS BITCH!!!

EVERYONE KNEW DIS NIGGAZ ALBUM WUZ GONNA BE WACK!!!

NO SURPRISE HERE!!!

DIS SHIT AINT EVEN LIMEWIRE WORTHY LMFAO!!!

HULK OUT!!!
March 20, 2008 8:23 PM
 

Skeet Dirty said:

This guy will sell a lot of ring tones.  (I ain't buyin' nan one.)  Pop radio will play him 25 times a day.  He won't sell albums, but he'll make his money.
March 20, 2008 8:43 PM
 

King Papichulo said:

stop hatin on flo rida. the album was fire and i did download it. he way betta than soulja boy and hurricane chris, daz 4 sure. have u heard him on the speedin remix. he killed it. but iz wateva. it will sell at least 200k.
March 20, 2008 9:06 PM
 

King23JI said:

flo rida spits fast n lyrics r decent
He also got nasty beats
but "birthday" is fya n jus like soulja boy hex more of a radio/club rapper



Hit me up
myspace.com/johnirv23cavs
March 20, 2008 9:57 PM
 

Tony T said:

Lmao@ 5/10 stars...
March 20, 2008 10:19 PM
 

AJRICH said:

this album its okay, 2.5 / 5
March 20, 2008 11:00 PM
 

tupacfan35 said:

Are you kidding me, this album is the best album I've listen to this year.
March 20, 2008 11:34 PM
 

ImTheRealness said:

Was that verse supposed to be hot or something..I agree with BOSS UP that shit was wack. I was all reading it waiting for a hot line. Also to TUPACFAN35 its only march so there isnt much albums to choose from.
March 20, 2008 11:49 PM
 

TheLastDragon1989 said:

wish i had more hands so i can give that sh*t four thumbs down
March 21, 2008 12:18 AM
 

Rich E. Rich said:

yea im agreeing with what boss up said also...if you cant even rhyme compund syllable proficiently you dont belong rapping BOTTOM LINE

myspace.com/richerichmusic
March 21, 2008 12:23 AM
 

ExtendedKicks said:

@ Boss Up and ImTheRealness,

WTF up wit u niggas? If you don't see how that verse correlate you need to smoke a blunt. The nigga said he aint a snitch, he not gon tell just any nigga bout where the supply come from, If you gon rob he bringing the bullets, then he say he only want to be a player, (thats where the hoes come in the picture), and that he aint seeing no bullshit, he smoking that premium shit. The fuck do yall be looking for in rap? In the south we keep it simple, but complex.  Flo Rida is a alternative rapper like Dro, and they be saying shit you gotta do some thinkin to grasp. SMH at niggas for not thinking outside the box
March 21, 2008 12:58 AM
 

Fatboy 3300 said:

this nigga fina go platinum off of white people... kuz aint no nigga buyin this wack ass shit...
March 21, 2008 1:40 AM
 

poe said:

what fatboy said, chicks will buy this but I don't see any dudes buying it


http://www.myspace.com/musiqjunkyproductions
March 21, 2008 3:55 AM
 

the advocate said:

Low was pretty good in my eyes he fcked up elevator and now i've seen this revieuw i'm not gonna bother downlaoding it
March 21, 2008 6:16 AM
 

Just_In said:

ExtendedKicks said:
"Flo Rida is a alternative rapper like Dro, and they be saying shit you gotta do some thinkin to grasp. SMH at niggas for not thinking outside the box."

R u serious man? Think? About what? Smokin weed? Cars? Yea that makes you really think about something. I have Dro album and I like it by the way, but it aint shit on there that makes you "think," shit a 4th grader could listen to that and know exactly what he talkin about.
March 21, 2008 7:38 AM
 

mu$h da great said:

ima be completely honest elevator & low scared me outta buying his album but that nigga has flow when he's not trying to be radio friendly.ima have listen to some of the other tracks on mail on sunday though. I can't blame him for putting out two singles are more or less for everybody cause he's trying to make a profit ....so I guess.

listen to birthday , check out that niggas sucker free fre-style.

& for yall picking apart that verse listen to him  spit it & then analyze it. if its not a super complex verse on paper its not gonna look like shit anyway.  some niggas rapid fast verses are like that so I'm not trippin on that cause I've heard him kill some shit before. you gotta hear it to judge it. a certain artist voice or delivery may make you feel different about it as opposed to jus reading it.dont be so quick to dismiss him as "trash". don't cheat yourself by judging someone based off heresay listen, to it yourself .

March 21, 2008 8:02 AM
 

StopFrontin said:

Flo Rida is corny. He's just another corporate clone following all the modern day "hip-hop" rules.
March 21, 2008 8:03 AM
 

mu$h da great said:

pick apart busta rhymes gimme some more on paper
March 21, 2008 8:09 AM
 

mu$h da great said:

or bigs verse on notorious thugs. nigga killed with his delivery & voice but if you reading not knowing how it sounded with him spitting it on the beat then you might beg to differ. ..... lol I'm jus saying
March 21, 2008 8:13 AM
 

sweetdee.c said:

im with boss up on this one...the lyrics needs work...
i think flo rida is "ok"..his album production definitely saved him tho...
March 21, 2008 10:45 AM
 

c.los305 said:

yall cant expect a south negga to be super fucking lirical we just keep it real and thats wus up. his album is str8 not a classic tho he couldve came harder.

lucky for you if am blowing my trees/calming my nerves no regular weed/or somebodys shorty with me on her knees

thats my favorite part.
March 21, 2008 10:54 AM
 

MRGODBYROAD said:

HE'S OK. NOTHING SPECIAL
March 21, 2008 11:07 AM
 

MTA_RIDAH1-A said:

i gonna buy it,that and trilla but hey thats me not u
March 21, 2008 11:47 AM
 

punksjumpup2getbeatdown said:

"lyricist extraordinaire Lil' Wayne".....thats pushing it
March 21, 2008 1:29 PM
 

illseed said:

dont worry nelly...its gonna be alright!!!!!
March 21, 2008 2:10 PM
 

Legasey_AHH said:

mu$h da great said:
or bigs verse on notorious thugs. nigga killed with his delivery & voice but if you reading not knowing how it sounded with him spitting it on the beat then you might beg to differ. ..... lol I'm jus saying
March 21, 2008 8:13 AM
---------------------------------------------------------------

Ummm... I really don't know what you saying:

Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed, no angel dust. label us notorious
thug-ass niggas that love to bust. its strange to us,
yall niggas be scramblin, gamblin'
up in restaurants with mandolins and violins.
we just sittin here tryin to win, try not to sin,
high off weed and lots of gin.
so much smoke, need oxygen,
steadily countin them benjamins.
Nigga, youd shoot, too,
if you knew
what this game would do to you.
been in this shit since ninety-two.
look at all the bullshit Ive been through:
so-called beef with you-know-who,
fucked a few female stars or two.
then I blew like... "nigga's moves like Mike;
shit, not to be fucked with."
muthafucka, better duck quick,
cause me and my dogs love to buck shit.
fuck the luck, shit, strictly aim
No aspirations to quit the game.
spit your game, talk your shit,
grab your gat, call your clique,
squeeze your clip, hit the right one.
pass that weed, I gotta light one.
all them niggas, I got to fight one.
all them hoes, I gotta like one.
our situation is a tight one. what you wanna do: fight or run?
seems to me that youll take b,
bone and b.i.g., nigga, die slowly.
Im a tell you like a nigga told me,
cash rules everything round me.
shit, lyrically, niggas cant see me.
fuck it. buy the coke, cook the coke, cut it.
know the bitch, before you caught yourself lovin it.
nigga wit a benz, fuckin it.
doesnt it seem odd to you?
b.i.g. come through with mobs and crews.
goodfellas down for the mo thug crew.
whos the killa; me or you?
March 21, 2008 2:25 PM
 

xlcm said:

His name is coo tho, play off of the word Florida..just another carbon with more meaningless rhettoric
March 21, 2008 3:10 PM
 

zacreole1976 said:

He's the new Fresh Kid Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 21, 2008 5:10 PM
 

Handsome_Rob said:

@King Papichulo
u sir are an unintentional hater....lol... did u Just kompare 35 year old Flo Rida to to Soulja Boy and Hurricane Cris and then made a point that he is better than them as if ppl see them as lyracist... and further more they're 18...lol

nuff said... u sir r a hater
March 21, 2008 5:24 PM
 

cozer said:

"Still Missin" is one of the hottest beats, but this idiot doesn't know how to do it justice. I thought Wayne could, but came to realize he tried to with "Pussy, Money, Weed". I hope another artist picks up the beat and destroys it. A song about how they're missing someone or something of tragedy. I could see Immortal Technique killin' the track.
March 21, 2008 9:30 PM
 

She Luv Me Long Time said:

I supported Flo Rida and defended dis shit!! I kept tellin' ppl dat his album wuz gonna be great.. But wen I finally heard it... damn :-( dat shit sux soooo bad!! he's way better than his album. i dont even kno wut to say anymore... fuck it.
March 22, 2008 11:05 AM
 

mu$h da great said:

@legasey - had you not heard biggie spit that would you still feel as strong that that was a  classic verse..... jus off reading it? not hearing the beat or his delivery/ voice.dont get it twisted that was a cold biggie verse but it wasn't one of his most complex primarily because of the rapid fire style he chose to rap in on that song  . what I'm saying is probably more than 80 percent of the niggas that commented on that verse have not heard it.... they just read it. the full effect is not there so how can you pass judgement without actually hearing it.


b that is , I that is ,g wiz mufuckers still in my biz dont they know my nigga gutter fuckin kidnap kids.

that first line he spelled his name out while still keeping with the motion of the initial verse. thats  a song you read without even hearing the person rap it like whoever wrote this was really thinking about what they were saying & focused on there wordplay as opposed the notorious thugs verse where he was more focused delivering his verse fast .  
March 22, 2008 11:29 AM
 

StrykerIreland said:

@ Legasey_AHH

mu$h da great is right, fir enuf u posted up bigs lyrics, but we all still know that song so wen we read it we can hear how it soundsw, not the same for flo ridah. not sayin im a fan, im wit illseed i thought it was nellys song wen i first heard it, but still.
March 22, 2008 2:36 PM
 

MRGODBYROAD said:

NOTHING SPECIAL
March 22, 2008 4:48 PM
 

MidWest Petey Green said:

Im up north. And from what I See,He just keeping his roots going on. Miami Bass always had they own flava.

Here is a free Mixtape:
[url=http://www.divshare.com/download/4002927-0e6]DivShare File - Late Night In the D  pt_ 3.zip[/url]
March 22, 2008 10:35 PM
 

ExtendedKicks said:

@ Just_In

Bruh, i don't think you listen too the Dro cd enough if you saying that a 4th grader could kno what he saying. Rather than argue with you, ima let the music speak for itself, I suggest you light up a 'gar and listen to these tracks, then take these very same rhymes to a elementary school and let the kids listen to see if ya'll agree on what he said. On the list three are from his cd Best Thang Smokin:
1.U don't See me
2.Rubberband Banks
3.Undertaker(on t.i. 'king' album)
4.Trapstar Freestyle
5.Porsche It Out(FOH on this one!!!)
6.Gangsta(This one too nigga)

There are more, but save room for Flo Rida too......
1.Priceless
2.Party Like a Rockstar Freestyle (Wit Brisco)
3.Birthday(A 4th Grader? Really yo?)
Blunt should be finish by the bottom of this list, Reflect, Still a 4th grader? Ask yourself.
March 23, 2008 12:35 AM
 

Legasey_AHH said:

 
mu$h da great said:
@legasey - had you not heard biggie spit that would you still feel as strong that that was a  classic verse..... jus off reading it? not hearing the beat or his delivery/ voice.dont get it twisted that was a cold biggie verse but it wasn't one of his most complex primarily because of the rapid fire style he chose to rap in on that song  . what I'm saying is probably more than 80 percent of the niggas that commented on that verse have not heard it.... they just read it. the full effect is not there so how can you pass judgement without actually hearing it.


b that is , I that is ,g wiz mufuckers still in my biz dont they know my nigga gutter fuckin kidnap kids.

that first line he spelled his name out while still keeping with the motion of the initial verse. thats  a song you read without even hearing the person rap it like whoever wrote this was really thinking about what they were saying & focused on there wordplay as opposed the notorious thugs verse where he was more focused delivering his verse fast .  
March 22, 2008 11:29 AM
------------------------------------------------------------

I understood your point... it's valid and shit, but B.I.G is the absolute wrong example...
March 23, 2008 10:09 AM
 

B.Corder said:

here goes the next gimmick..... that name alone... flo rida is whack... u mean to tell me that's the most creative thing u could think of... and im so tired of that fuckin low song... if I hear one more white person playin that shit... imma go fuck nuts... and tired of t pain ass too...
March 23, 2008 11:27 PM
 

Backspin202 said:

I still can't get past the track and the hook on "Low".I'm sure that a lot of other people have either.I mean damn it drives the whole song. Me personally I listen to the beat first and then the lyrics.But this song the verse plays the background.I am going to listen to the song again and listen to the lyrics before I comment on Flo Ridas skills. Get ya money man.

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March 24, 2008 12:06 PM
 

StopFrontin said:

New York City is your Creator

March 24, 2008 12:40 PM
 

trakjacka35 said:

im surprised this clown got 5 stars...the only creative thing about him is his name
March 24, 2008 1:35 PM
 

QGizzle14 said:

I knew this album would be full of dance tracks.  Not even worth the download.

~Q.G.~
March 24, 2008 1:45 PM
 

AfricanMAn said:

You couldn't pay me to buy an album like this anyways: Boss up is right; "Ask me about where the bricks come from / That's what a snitch ni*** do he tell / I don't want nothing to do with that there / If it's a lick then I'm bringing them shells / Only position for me is a player / That's right player better get it right player / Might have to be in emergency / Lucky for you if I'm blowing my trees / Calming my nerves no regular weed."
What is lyrical about that? U know what I'm rapper racist. Southen Cats are just wack
March 24, 2008 4:51 PM
 

MrNoName said:

@AfricanMAn

Nigga quit hatin on tha south! go get you a bottle of purp and sit your broke ass on a curb you fuckin junkie...
March 24, 2008 10:21 PM
 

prop24 said:

He's better than......

"pause"


He'll flop
March 26, 2008 4:46 AM
 

SFE Marketing said:

March 26, 2008 9:22 AM
 

scotty boy said:

OK OK..STOP EVERYTHING YOUR DOING..NOW RE-DIRECT YOUR FOCUS TO SOMETHING DIFFERENT


www.myspace.com/anonymityk
www.myspace.com/anonymityk
www.myspace.com/anonymityk
www.myspace.com/anonymityk
March 26, 2008 1:29 PM
 

scotty boy said:

SO WHO IS ANONYMOUS K..THAT DUDE..DONT BELIEVE ME THOUGH

www.myspace.com/anonymityk
www.myspace.com/anonymityk
www.myspace.com/anonymityk
www.myspace.com/anonymityk

March 26, 2008 1:32 PM
 

rudegurl101 said:

yall basing yall's opinions off of 2 singles (which are making him money, regardless of who they appeal to), this review, and him being from the south.  why da phuck errbody say southern cats wack???? silly, did yall 4get about Outkast??? oh, just checkin.  iono what his album sound like, im jus salty cuz yall aint listenin2da music fa ya selves...dat ish be blowin me.
March 26, 2008 4:57 PM
 

anzee11 said:

T-Pain made Low hot, Flo Rida BOUGHT a hit from Timbaland, and Flo Rida steals Bone Thugs and Twista's syllable-ism and flow. I'm not impressed.
March 26, 2008 7:44 PM
 

Da Scope said:

"ExtendedKicks said:
WTF up wit u niggas? If you don't see how that verse correlate you need to smoke a blunt. The nigga said he aint a snitch, he not gon tell just any nigga bout where the supply come from, If you gon rob he bringing the bullets, then he say he only want to be a player, (thats where the hoes come in the picture), and that he aint seeing no bullshit, he smoking that premium shit. The fuck do yall be looking for in rap? In the south we keep it simple, but complex.  Flo Rida is a alternative rapper like Dro, and they be saying shit you gotta do some thinkin to grasp. SMH at niggas for not thinking outside the box"

lOL!!!! You gotta be kidding me.... do you hear that?????...........................................................................................................................................................................................  it's the sound of crickets, trying to figure out what in the heck you just said, complex? man nobody needed a translation to those lines, they were as simple and to the point as you can get......
March 27, 2008 2:08 PM
 

Mr. Turkleson said:

@ExtendedKicks

We kno wat he's talkin bout......we just think that the shit that he says is wack as fuck
March 28, 2008 7:36 PM
 

ProYeezy said:

myspace.com/deucekingz

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