By the one formerly known as illseed
DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
YESTERDAY’S RUMORS
More boring Jigga jibba jabba about Beyonce's wedding. Did Soulja Boy steal "Crank Dat" from some other rappers? Reggie and Kim pull a fast one! Jerkoff claims to have killed Stack Bundles. Click here.
TODAY’S RUMORS
EXCLUSIVE NEWS FROM ALLHIPHOP.COM
Illseed, the rumor writer and cultural critic for AllHipHop.com, has been fired by AllHipHop.com, the company for which he has written for the majority of his career.
The writer, who is not a journalist, was terminated, because a source said, “He got too big for his britches.” Sources at AllHipHop.com told AllHipHop.com that there was no formal comment for why the fair-skinned writer was let go.
Ironically illseed was in an ad campaign by Jay-Z Rocawear brand called "I will not lose.” Two months after putting himself in an ad on AllHipHop.com, he, in fact, lost.
Illseed is rumored to be starting a new website called illseedwilldestroyallhiphop.com.com. Illseed is expected to rise like a phoenix out of the ashes of his former self, get braces and start blogging as MakaSeed Da Don.
Shout out to Elliot "YN" Wilson. Allshithop, eh? My name is illseed and that's AllHipHop, capital AHH.
SOULJA BOY’S NOW A MAN?
My girl VA hit me up with some rumor info on Soulja Boy. She said that it was the first rumor she thought to share with me. Love is love. Anyway, she told me that Soulja Boy is about to be Soulja Man, because he allegedly went out and got some teen girl pregnant. Soulja Boy has gotten his fill in the new year and he is well on his way in '08. In a few years, he and the kid and do the Crank Dat dance together in the club. I guess its safe to say, ol' girl is gonna "Lois Lane that n-word."
KATT WILLIAMS EXPLAINS CHICAGO
Now, Katt Williams pissed the good people of Chicago off on that fateful New Year’s Eve show 2008, where they said he was high as an eagle, over an hour late and unfunny. Nobody quite knows what happened but my girl Kendra G got to the bottom of it. For the record, Katt charges he gave the audience back their money, but some are saying they never received any such kick back.
Kendra G: Your first show in Chicago, you gave the whole audience their money back. Why did you do that?
Katt Williams: Same reason they gave it to me in the first place. They gave it to me right?
Kendra G: So you do that often? Where you just say, “Hey you know what audience, you guys can walk away with your money, I don’t need it.”
Katt Williams: I never did it before…now would be the time I would be coming to grips with it but I’m talking to you. Everybody else thinks it’s pretty dumb, all my people . . . you’re talking about giving $30,000 [back].
Kendra G: But what inspired to give the whole audience their money back?
Katt Williams: Because somebody said they couldn’t hear. So for people to say they couldn’t hear all the way through is not tolerable. People spent hard money.
He gave the money back, because people couldn’t hear? I heard the show was pretty bad. It must have been an off night. Katt is a hilarious dude aside for using the N-Word too much (I know I said that before).
J-HOOD ROBBED AND STRIPPPED?
If I didn’t know any better, I would think my rumors were keeping people’s names alive. No disrespect to J-Hood, but he is on here in disproportion to his name in the game. You can say what you want about 50 Cent and the Lil Wayne rumors but the are all over the place for good reason. Nevertheless, I heard a rumor that Hood was robbed and made to strip his gear all the way down to his boxers this weekend in Yonkers. Now, here is where it gets weird. I heard “they” put the whole ordeal on tape. I’m hearing they are threatening to put it on the net to embarrass the young homey. No word on who did this, but there are a few guys I think have motive.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
A tuxed out Snoop Dogg was on the red carpet for the Critic’s Choice Awards with this wife yesterday. Usually, there is at least an h-word or a leash nearby. Latifah was there too. I heard she is on Jenny Craig.
I hear Mike Vick entered that drug rehab program to get him out a year early. 2009, here we come!
Not a rumor. Billboard.com is reporting that thousands of original recordings and vinyl by the late great Bob Marley and others are missing or stolen. What da bloodclot!?
I saw the video of Chris Brown giving Fat Man Scoop marital and sex advice. But that’s old footage. If you are like me, you subscribe to this series via iTunes and get it like weekly. I “been” had that.
Rumor has it, Wyclef is about to be sued by a 90s East Coast rapper for non-payment after the Fugee sampled him.
Just so you know, there was a recent report that a small UK town was looking to ban rap music. The police have since denied that there was going to be a ban on any sort of urban music unless you are Snoop Dogg.
I heard another soul singer is about to sue Jay-Z, Amy Winehouse and John Legend for not paying up on those samples.
Lil’ Wayne is getting sued over something related to a 1999 Bentley. I really don’t know the details, but Cash Money and Young Money Entertainment are included in the filing.
JAY-Z – IS IT MAC OR MICROSOFT?
Check out this video called “Bill Gates Last Day Of Work.” Its a video spoof that was shown during Gates’ CES 2008. Why should you care? Jay-Z is in here as Bill Gates raps. I wonder if Steve Jobs of Apple caught any feelings? Bono is in there too. And Bill G has the juice to pull both Hillary and Obama on “his last day.” Cool.
JAY-Z AND BEYONCE’S WEDDING PLANNER TALKS!
Just look at the video.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS OVER
Man kills, cooks and possibly eats girlfriend.
Do you want to hear more? Sure ya do! Here are excerpts from the AP in this sick crime.
TYLER, Texas (AP) -- A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday.
Christopher Lee McCuin allegedly killed his girlfriend and then called police to say he was boiling her body parts.
When authorities arrived at the home, they found Shearer's [his girl’s] mutilated body, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a fork sticking out of some human flesh sitting on a plate on the kitchen table.
Authorities said it was unclear whether McCuin consumed any part of Shearer's body.
People have lost their ever-lovin’ mind, I see.
SIGNS PART 2
I think this dude could make Cam’ron call 5.0. Click here for the link to see a dude abusing a little kid in a store. The boy is only like two years old. How can people be so sick?
Guess what? Somebody did call the police on dude. Joseph Gray, 27, of Detroit was arraigned Sunday on child abuse charges in the beating of his girlfriend's 2-year-old son that was captured on a convenience store surveillance tape. Shout out to Jamarr from Radio One.
RANDOM QUOTES
Mariah Carey on rumors of a Jennifer Lopez collaboration:
"I'd rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen." (Tommy' Mottola, Mariah's ex, allegedly tried to use J.Lo as a replacement for MC. Not happening, bro.)
Baby on what he would change in Hip-Hop:
"I would switch the old heads out and let the young ni**as take
over. It’s just time for a change. I’m not an old head, I’m an OG." [YN could have used this as a "negro please."]
Chris Brown told AllHipHop.com he's getting down with the KIIIIINNNG of Pop:
"Hopefully it will be. We are talking but…like I originally talked to will.I.am,
because he does some stuff for him. And then when I talked to Mike, he
said 'Yeah we’ll do something,' so hopefully we will do that record."
ILL VID!
Listen to this musical collage of real serious Hip-Hop! I know it has a penchant for the older side, but its really dope to hear the range of Hip-Hop. They have East, West and international Hip-Hop. They neglected the south which isn’t cool.
PEACE TO OG STYLE
It’s really sad to hear when a brother dies. I am a fan of OG Style from their very first CD. I admit after that, I really didn’t keep up with them but they were dope. Shout out to Big Boss too. He passed away last year. OG Style was only 37 years old.
Here is my favorite song by the fellas – “Catch Em Slippin’”
Life is a precious thing.
Bake Up Boyz feat Jim Jones - Now I Can Do That
That’s crazy, because my crew used to be called the Bake Up Kake Up Boyz (kidding). Y’all got that.
ILL PICS - DR. DRE’S HEADPHONES
Dr. Dre is selling some headphones for like $500! I'm going to have to wait 'til they come down to about...$50.
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHO: illseed
WHAT: Rumors
WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed
HOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at ahhrumors@gmail.com.
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