By illseed
DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
YESTERDAY’S RUMORS!
Hip-Hop Rumors: Polow Da Don's Former Job! T-Pain's Rappin' Baby Moms! D12 Returns!
Hip-Hop Rumors: Soulja Boy's Beef! Lisa Raye's Husband Accused of Rape! Where is Buck Pt 302?
Hip-Hop Rumors: Trey Songz Arrested Again? Bun B Joins Jay-Z! Trick Daddy Not Joining G-Unit?
TODAY'S RUMORS
A HIPSTERS WET DREAM – PAUSE!
Rumor has it that Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell are going to perform their CRS Supergroup song for the first time on the “Glow in the Dark” tour. I heard they are all going to have a giant after party that is so massive that they are auditioning dancers for the aftertparty of the initial dates. From what I heard, wherever the club is, it is going to adopt the same type of futuristic look as the tour.
TINY AND TI’s BABY REQUESTS!
You know Tiny is preggers again, right? Maybe this is why TI got that sweet deal – he has another kid on the way. What is cool though, is TI and the family are mostly just like us. They have babies and baby showers. If you want to give them something, I have the registry for you to buy exactly what they want.
Click here to see it.
Also, they describe what the Lil’ Tip’s room is going to look like. “GREEN & GOLD WITH ACCENTS OF RED ARMY FATIGUE THEME.” No comment on the theme here. It also states that the baby is coming o May 25.
CROOKED I – NOT DISSING SNOOP, BUT HE SHOULD?
Somebody from the producer’s crew that did the song with Crooked I told me that Crooked I is not dissing Snoop. Somebody close to the Crooked man told me it is. I am going to say somebody is looking for a shot of promo for the homey.
Here is what I was told:
“I just wanted to let u know that new track from Crooked that came out yesterday is not a diss to Snoop. But Crooked has all the rights to diss Snoop if he wants because of Snoop disrespecting Crooked in a past interview.”
Here is what Snoop said to dubcnn.com a ways back.
“When I did that Pimp Slapp'd, like I said, you're just crumbs on my table, he knew exactly what I was talkin' about! Like I said, I check n***as, I was dissing Suge, but I was checking them. I wasn't dissing them, even Kurupt! I didn't diss him, I checked him, I let him know like, ya'll better know! On that song I tell Kurupt "N***a you better keep it crippin'" See I'm an educational person, at the same time when I'm dissing Suge, I'm checking ya'll. But you know like I said, I forgive everybody. So if Crooked I is reading this or hearing about this, I love you the same way I loved you when I first met you. No disrespect to you, I'm just being real. I didn't like your rap style in the beginning, because I had a nigga like Kurupt, that you couldn't f**k with! My mind was "n***a this is D.P.G.C.!" Then I had a n***a like Bad Azz! You couldn't fuck with cuzz. I had n***as coming from the underground like RBX, you couldn't f**k with cuzz.”
Read the whole thing here. Who is a better lyricist Crooked I or Kurupt? I will say that feel Crooked is definitely better than Badd Azz and RBX in terms of lyrics.
WAS THE ROC GOING TO SIGN DEAD PREZ?
I have been doing rumors WAY too long. I remember when this rumor surfaced. This was before Dame and Jay broke up, I heard. But I will never forget that there were all these rumors about Jay-Z teaming up with dead prez and there were in-studio sightings and stuff. Anyway, it was all exciting, because we just KNEW the Roc was just was dead prez needed to get them burn on a commercial level. I am not sure, but I think the Roc broke up and it never came to life. Anyway, with all the talk of Jay-Z becoming Jay-X, we can’t forget that they did work together and here it is….
Here is the remix of “Hell Yeah” with Jay-Z
Thanks, blackpeople1!
AMY WINEHOUSE MESS!!!!
Jeez. This is beyond me at this point, but there are new rumors and allegations of drug use with Amy Winehouse. Apparently, the singer attended a party and was allegedly seen snorting coke in the presence of a 17 year old. The teen heard Amy talking about not being able to quit and that she might actually lose her husband if she doesn’t. Also, she said that all the nasty scars she has on her face are actually a result of her drug use, not some renegade skin disease! She thinks that her man will hate her if she can’t fix her face.
PLAYAZ CIRCLE AND PHONTE!
Nice follow up to Duffle Bag boy! Phonte getting his sing on…
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
I am hearing that the reports of Eminem joining the celebration for Mandela's birthday are premature. I will let you know more as I know more.
Rest in peace to Jaybëëzle! I don’t know him, but I heard that he was one of our own Ill Community members and he passed away due to an accident with his motorbike. RIP.
Download Richboy’s new mixtape for FREE! Ohhhh Ahhhhhh! Click here.
Also, download the new Young Jeezy mixtape! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Hillary takes shots to the head! She is pushing this “I’m down with the working class” stuff too far.
Pimps aren’t really commendable people even though we worship them. Click here to see examples of pimpin’ gone horribly bad.
The supposed quote out of "Reagan's Diary" against GW Bush ain’t real. Oh well. I didn’t think Reagan was that ill anyway!
Looks like Wesley Snipes might be doing some Prodigy time for his tax woes – like three years.
RANDOM QUOTES
Alicia Keys cleans up the quotes on the government creating gangster rap (AllHipHop):
“I feel it is necessary to clarify the comments that were made during my recent Blender magazine interview since they have been misrepresented,” Keys stated. “Anyone who knows me and my character, knows that I am not a conspiracy theorist or, by implication, a racist. My comments about 'gangsta rap' were in no way trying to suggest that the government is responsible for creating this genre of rap music. The point that I was trying to make was that the term was over-sloganized by some of the media causing reactions that were not always positive. Many of the 'gangsta rap' lyrics articulate the problems of the artists' experiences and I think all of us, including our leaders, could be doing more to address these problems including drugs, gang violence, crime, and other related social issues.”
Kanye on a a topic we have in common:
“I have liked big tits ever since I was a kid. I was breastfed too long. It messed me up.” (Don’t know about the breastfed part.)
Paris Hilton on Kim Kardashian’s big booty:
“It’s disgusting. Yeah it is. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag.” (And Paris’ a** is a flat board inside a ziplock sandwich bag with a disease in it.)
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END (THE COP EDITION)
This officer needs to be FIRED asap!
This is also a notice to all men – pull yo’ pants up! Thanks, Ikon Radio!
LADY DRAMA SAVES ‘SEED!
Bill Cosby Rapping... Hell Must be Cold as a B*t&......
I remember hearing rumors about Bill supposedly dropping a rap album but paid it no mind because the mere thought of Bill Cosby rapping made me want to regurgitate. But it seems to be 100 percent true. Peep this via Associated Press so ya'll know it's official [Illseed note: this was official back in Jan. 08, when AHH first told you about it]:
The 70-year-old has recorded a hip-hop album set for release next month. “Cosby Narratives Vol. 1: State of Emergency” blends the comedian’s concepts and stories with a hip-hop, pop and jazz soundtrack.“I do not rap on any of these things,” Cosby told The Associated Press on Monday.
“I wouldn’t know how to fix my mouth to say some of the words.”Cosby said the hip-hop music he hears is profane and degrading. His album is “the opposite of what I think is the profanity for no particular reason, the misogyny for no particular reason,” he said.
“It really looks at the frustration and the anger that a young man may have.”
According to the report Bill will have guest artist appearances from rappers. But don't get your hopes up. It won't be any Jay-Z, Nas or Lil Wayne collabos, Mr. Pudding man decided to use no name rappers that no one knows. Don't know what the album will sound like but it sure as hell will make for good entertainment! Can I get a comp copy? Hey, just asking!
(Illseed note: Bill Cosby is the King of Rap! HOLLA AT A SCHOLA!)
Beyonce is throwing in the Lace Front... And will Retire....
Sources are saying that Beyonce may be retiring soon and pulling another Jay-Z. Word on the street is Ms. Knowles-Carter is going to spend the new free time scouting new talent for her hubby's new record label. Peep this via Daily News:
“The diva is currently working on a new album, but her cousin Angelica Knowles tells our source that it will be her last. Instead, Beyonce plans to spend her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z’s upcoming label, The Carter Music Group.
Beyonce’s first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn’t be reached for comment.”
Say it aint so. No wonder Matthew didn't want this chick to get married! Bad business choices already! Damn seems like the hottest chick in the game is throwing in her chain! Something don't sound right! But whatever I guess it's always good to go out when your on top!
The Game Says F*%K It.........
First Lupe now the Game says he wants out. But unlike Lupe The Game is pulling out of life! According to an XXL interview he is thinking about suicide:
'My life is f***ed up right now,’ he [said]. ‘I’m in a f***ed up place. My fans love me, and I know what they want but in a minute, I’m not gonna be physically capable of pleasing the world with music. Because my mind isn’t right. People are driving me under God’s good earth.’
Sometimes I wanna be at peace so bad that I wish myself off of the earth,’ Game said.”
Damn this would make for some good music! Get your ass in the studio and vent! Pump out a nice sixteen and you'll be aight! Just kidding much love to the Game perk up! We need you in the game literally lol!
(Illseed note: do you REALLY think Game is down for merking himself? You have to be a fool to even fall for this one. Sorry, Lady Drama! LMAO!)
Off the Wall..... Robert from Day 26 proposed to his Myspace jump off JuneBug!
I don't know if you all remember the episode on making the band where Robert tried to play Junebug when he was getting at D. Woods. But for those of you who do and care Robert proposed to ole girl and here's the pic to prove it:
It's so many ways I could go with this but I'll opt not to talk about the plastic covers on the dining room set, Robert's soulful ass outfit, the no name brand champagne in the background or the lobster chilling on some cheap ass dinnerware! I could go there but not gonna go completely in today it's only Wednesday!
Lady Drama's Food for Thought
So since B is bowing out after her next album does this confirm that she is indeed preggers?
Did anyone else feel violated looking at those Steve Harvey pics.... like you just peeped your grandpa coming out the shower by accident? (Illseed note: I gave that as a spicey lil’ treat for all the ladies clamoring for some men on the site!)
If Nick Cannon is banging Mariah Carey why can't Illseed bang Kelly Rowland?
If Teyana Taylor and Lil Mama did throw hands who do yall think won? I know Teyana got a little more muscle but I'm goin for Lil Mama she looks quick!
I’m not a Lil Wayne fan but after hearing his new mixtape that syrup may be doing him some good! (Illseed note: click here to read the review of the mixtape.)
I'm out remember the more you say the less they listen!
OUTLAWZ AND DEAD PREZ – “ONE NATION”
Yeahhhh…I never even saw this video before, but I like it. Dead prez address some of the “good” President Clinton did when he was in the White House. Rwanda got some of that same “good.” I liked Bill, but it definitely wasn’t all good.
BILAL’S SINGING??
Bilal was really one of the beast neo soul dudes for a hot minute. He is still dope, but he might of gotten “zooted” before this Jay Leno show. I can’t call it, but he certainly conjured a crack head! Go, Gator!
Here is the one I liked…Dr. Dre and Jadakiss on the track!
SHE DID IT FOR US!
Lola is the new M. Ford, but are her hips made of silly putty? It looks so good, I want to mold 'em and hold 'em...just like soft squishy silly putty.
What happens when you toss a 50-pound ball of real Silly Putty off a building?
YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHO: illseed
WHAT: Rumors
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