Kim wants to share with us…… Again

Per Miss Kardashian's website, she is in the lab with some dandelion and eye of newt bringing us a signature scent.  She's working on perfurm? Didn't she learn from her frienemy Paris? The production is going to be handled by the perfume people who brought you Ed Hardy's scent. And she's TOTALLY excited.  I could come up with about 50 different things this could possibly smell like. Or better yet, suggestions of what it should be called. But I'm going to be nice. Good luck KK, totally!

Mark Ronson shares a porn moment with Michael Jackson

Mark Ronson, the British Producer who brought us the tracks for Amy Crackhouse's Rehab and most recently, Nas' Fried Chicken was on "The Sunday Night Project" in Britain.  He said he and MJ used to have sleepovers and below is a description of one way they filled their late night time.

"It's a weird story, but I didn't touch him. We (Ronson and Lennon) used to watch the porn channel because we were, like, 10 and, 'Oh my God, [boobs]!' So Michael was in bed. And me and Sean said, 'Michael, do you want to see something cool?' We turned the dial to the porn channel and there were strippers shaking their [boobs] around. We were like, 'Michael, Michael, how cool is this?' We turned around and he was cringing, saying, 'Ooh, stop it, stop it, ooh, it's so silly.' We were like, 'Michael, you have to look, maybe you're not seeing it right, it's naked girls!' He was not down with the program whatsoever! I think he had really strong feminist views on porn."

p.s. The Lennon he refers to in this head scratcher of a story is Sean Lennon, son of John Lennon. And how horrible is it that he feels the need to add the "I didn't touch him" disclaimer.  And why is it that so many stories involving kids and MJ also involve a bed? And why did he have the porn channel if he didn't like porn?  So many questions.  Mike, call me.

Speaking of Damn Porn...

Ok, so I just read something somewhere about some folks who live in my city, a rapper and his chica, who have been snatching strippers out of clubs on a regular basis and going at it Trois style.  Now, many people have heard about these two.  But some one decided to spill the beans and give up the goods on one particular night, blow by blow with lots of nasty little details.  Lol@blow by blow.  Anyway, I'm thinking TMI, but then I wonder why we all know about what this pair does in the bedroom anyway.  It's really not all that shocking since this couple obviously doesn't mind the general public knowing how they get down. On second thought, I was right the first time.  TMI!

Bobby Brown is working in a hotel?

Exactly.  For yet another groundbreaking CMT "reality" show, Bobby Brown acts as Entertainment Director in a Bed and Breakfast run by one of the chicks from the Brady Bunch.

I don't get it.  I don't know who will watch this. I don't know what exec smiled when this idea was pitched. But hell, folks gotta eat.  You do you Bobby.

Grandmaster Flash released his autobiography, Bozo the Clown died,The Geto Boys reunion concert was Friday in Houston.  I'm real mad I wasn't there.  But I should be able to tell all the rest of yall non-going asses what happened soon. Shouts to Scarface, the real King of the South.