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content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual
info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
UH OH—ERYKAH BADU MIGHT BE PREGNANT!
ILLSEED EXCLUSIVE! I love how people use the word "exclusive"
so here is my time to use it. Erykah Badu is pregnant, according to sources!
Now, I am told this is rock solid, but in the name of "allegedly,"
let's say it is very possible and highly likely. From what I hear, this is her
third child and the father is none other than Jay Electronica, the super hip
new dude on the Hip-Hop block. He can rap, he can produce in just one show.
He's also done work on the new Nas album and he's already appeared on magazine
covers with his boo. Well, this is Badu's third baby by a rap artist. I have to
say, her track record is flawless. Andre 3000, The D.O.C. and now Jay
Electronica. Now, this is his first child, from what I heard. Who doesn't love
E. Badu? I wish I could have a baby with her, but I am not even worthy of such an
honor. Congrats to these two (if this is in fact true).
By the way, Jay Electronica is a completely legit artist. Go to illseed.com to get a crash course on him as an emcee and producer.
MEL B WANTS KIDS!
Now, we are totally in a baby boom in this "Hip-Hop" generation. I
know Mel B isn't exactly "Hip-Hop," but she's definitely is "America's
Favorite MILF." (Yo! That's A Total Illseed Reality Show – Don't Bite!)
Anyway, I am hearing that Mel B is about ready to have some kids with her
husband Stephen Belafonte (no relation to the legendary Harry). She has
recently told friends that she is ready to make that next move since she has been
totally happy in her marriage for over a year. Mel B has two kids already, a
nine year old daughter and that 15-month-old with scoundrel Eddie Murphy.
NAS VS 50 CENT Part 30
Nas and 50 Cent have had friction for
years, but nothing overt has really happened in the realm of battle rap. From a
leaked track off the "Untitled" album, "Queens Get Money",
Nas spits:
N***as is still hatin
talkin that Nas done fell off with rhyming
he'd rather floss with diamonds
they pray "please god let him spit that UZI in the army lining'
that 'shorty doo-wop rolling oowops in the park reclining' "
take twenty-seven MC's put em in a line and they out of alignment
my assignment said she said retirement hiding behind 8 Mile and The Chronic
get rich but dies rhyming
this is high science
now add 23 more from queens to b'more
I'm over they heads like a bulimic on a seesaw
now that's 50 porch monkeys ate up at the same time
This isn't exclusive, but I was waiting so everybody could comment on it. I have the audio at illseed.com too under the Jay Electronica stuff since he produced it. I don't really like Nas calling another bro a porch monkey. I understand there is beef, but sheeeesh...
SPEAKING OF G-UNIT
50 Cent and his crew put some stuff on his site about Interscope possibly sabotaging
his album with Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo. Now, I have some source within
Interscope and they gave some indication of what has transpired from within. First,
from what I understand,what 50 charged is true: there was a shortage of T.O.S.
albums available. A lot of stores did not even receive T.O.S. or got very few
copies. Big retails stores like Best Buy did not even display T.O.S with the
new releases, from what I heard.
Now, there is a complimentary layer to this.
From what I hear, the big dogs at Interscope are getting tired of their inability
to manage 50 Cent. He dissed them and they are tired of him speaking out
against them, from what I have been told.
On top of it all, they got very upset – allegedly – when the G-Unit
general launched thisis50.com and started putting free music on there along
with the music videos to boot.
In case you didn't know, G-Unit pushed about 96,043 units. The crazy thing is
50 has way more people than that as members of his community. SMH. People don't
support!
ILLSEED'S QUICKIES
Break Up To Broke: A-Rod's wife filed for divorce and now seeks about
$125 million in separation and spousal support. Damn, Madonna!
Revenge! Yung Berg is not falling back from those "punch you in
the mouth" statements he made. I feel for cats when they feel the wrath of
Yung Berg when he's mad.
Hurricane Season. Mike Vick filed for bankruptcy. When it rains, it
really hurricanes.
Common Sense! Common reportedly
went straight to London
to be with Serena after she lost to big sis Venus. I heard Serena was very
salty. Way to lock in, Com!
Jen The Pen? I
never heard of this person, but she reportedly is now saying that Rocsi had a liaison
with Roy Williams, the ex of my girl Kelly Rowland. Roy allegedly copped her a Range Rover.
Part 2: This Jen
babe also said that Rita G sells her pretty parts for money. Wow. Well, I don't
believe it!
RANDOM QUOTES
Mariah Carey on her
relationship with Nick (Elle):
"We really kept the
whole relationship aspect of it quiet," "Therefore, we didn't really 'date,'
you know what I mean? Because that would have been not quiet or private. I
think we didn't want to give people a chance to be like, 'What are you doing? What
are you talking about? This is so quick… are you sure?"
50 Cent sounds like
he wants to return with a vengeance (mtv):
"I want to focus
on the positive, and I feel I'm one of the more vocal people in hip-hop,"
he added. "Even when it's not about music, people pay attention to me,
because I have something to offer. I'll continue to create quality music at a
pace they haven't seen."
Babs Bunny on the new FEM Movement with Lady Luck, Lady of Rage and
Amil:
"We are all very
talented and we have all worked with major artists in the industry… Rage with
Dr. Dre and Snoop, Amil with Jay-Z, Luck with Def Jam and EPMD and myself with
Diddy. None of us are amateurs, but at the same time we all still have
something to prove."
MICHELLE TALKS
BEYONCE RUMORS
I promise you there is way more to our Michelle Williams
interview than Beyonce rumors. I have a lot of love for her and her new record.
She gets props so read it…BUT, since I am the rumor guy, I had to home in on a
teenie tiny part of the interview (AllHipHop.com Alternatives).
AHHA: Talking about
marriage...How was Beyonce's wedding?
Michelle: I don't know
what you are talking about. [laughs]
AHHA: Ok I really believe
you, but moving on, is Beyonce pregnant?
Michelle: I can tell you
she is definitely not pregnant!
MYA FANS ARE
MAD
At the bottom of the page you will
see some nice pics of Mya chillin' like a villain on the beach. But apparently,
she was supposed to be hosting an event that night in Barbados on Saturday night! I heard she was even
paid! Now, she supposedly wasn't feeling well and skipped the event. But, was
later seen on the beach! Oh, the Barbadian people (is that right?) are heated
and feel that Mya just got a free trip out of the deal! LOL. Mya is allegedly,
what they used to call in Delaware, "a slickster!"
Why I am mad at Beyonce: Beyonce has made it so difficult for these other chicks to
eat! Case in point, I am huge Mya fan, but she can't seem to get any traction
in her commercial music career (I know about her other work).
MF’ERS ARE
SPYING ON BEYONCE?
This government is so wrong. I’m
sorry. Remember all that stuff where they looked into Barack’s Passport info
and also McCain, I do believe. Anyway, guess who else got the spy treatment? Beyonce
Knowles’ passport has been violated by crooks the same way they looked into the
future president of American and the old dude that got beat by the future
president! Now, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is the one that started
this investigation and she has yielded information that revealed that government
employees invaded the privacy of about 127 high-profile entertainers and politicians.
Even Anna Nicole was looked into and she passed away a long time ago. SMH. Get ‘em
outta there!
LAUREN LONDON
LOVES ILLSEED!
Well, not exactly. But I will say
that I love her more for denying that she said that that “bird-like” comment
from a few days ago. Here is the quote that we all know and hate:
“I love guys who are street. I won't even give soft guys a chance. Menace
II Society is my shit! Caine was like my first crush. Actually, O-Dog was my
true dream guy. I was in love with him, from that opening scene where he pops
the convenience-store worker. He had me from that gunshot [laughs]. He was
'hood, and I loved that.”
Now, to the TheWeekendGamer she said
the quote was misleading and heavily edited. She said, "The questions
being asked weren't the questions being asked over the phone." I would
definitely be interested in hearing the actual audio. I think it would
permanently end the love affair between illseed and Lauren London. I’m sure
Kelly Rowland would be happy to hear that. I suspect Lauren know this comment
would mean the end and looked to corrected it swiftly.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS
COMING TO AN END
A man in Chicago
recently lost his mind. The Chicago
man, who is from the suburbs, admitted to police that he locked his two
daughters in a wire cage, as he drove his pickup truck. Ricardo Gonzalez was
arrested on Monday when a woman spotted his two kids in a cage at a gas
station. She promptly called police. Good thing it wasn’t Cam’ron at that gas
station! Anyway, guess how old his daughters are? 2 and 5. That’s a combined
age of 7. The lady called the police because she heard a baby crying and saw
the man pushing her little hand back in the cage. Dude told police he did the
dumb deed because he felt he had to control his kids and keep them from running
away. Well, ummmmm…people definetly try to run away when you are putting them
in freakin’ cages! He also admitted the cage took the place of a baby sitter,
which he was unable to secure on that fate-filled day.
The 35-year-old man is looking at simple misdemeanor child
endangerment charges, but the Cook
County prosecutors are
looking to upgrade him to a felony. You think?
GET
BUSY ONE
TIME: SHELZ
My homey Shelz saved me today.
Aside from Erykah, nothing is really poppin' in the rumors. Send me what you
got to ahhrumors@gmail.com. Other than
that, Shelz: get busy one time!
Real recognize real. It recognizes
boring too.
Melyssa.. Maylisa.. Mellysa…. That
Ford girl aka Jessica Rabbit has just dropped the first episode of her new
reality show, "Flashing Lights." Funny thing though, I could not find any
information on who is going to be airing this. It's just some sort of
disembodied vid floating around the net. Anyway, the 11 minute clip is a
perfect example of why "reality" TV has to be scripted.
Seriously, if I wanted watch someone play with a rat-dog and pay parking
meters, I would totally do it myself. Not only could I watch, but since
it would be me; it would be completely interactive. The one brain cell type
dialogue and the fact that she and her friend keep their sunglasses on while
they get their hair done is laughable. But she looks great.
Hopefully, she can find some better production because that career stop watch
is ticking.
And in other reality news….
For some bizarre reason folks are
again reporting that Nas and Kelis' reality show will not be aired. I
thought we knew this already. Or maybe I'm psychic. Nas said it was
boring and I guess the folks at MTV agreed. And that has me a-thinking.
What ever happened to Yayo's reality show? Wasn't someone supposed to be
filming him and Whoo Kid doing whatever it is he and Whoo Kid do when they're
not G-Uniting? Guess someone thought that would be boring too. But you
know who I think should have their own reality show, Fantasia and Dro.
Wooo Whooo! Can you imagine all the ghetto fabulosity? It would
come on right after Keyshia Cole's mom's spin-off if I were in charge.
And speaking of Dro….
He and Fantasia were in Atlanta
for her birthday and while here, the pair, along with the other 162 people in
her entourage showed up at Traxx, a gay club in the heart of the A. And right
after they sang happy B-day to the world's most famous baby moma, Dro did a
brief medley of his own stuff. You know the boyz went wild. I don't
know what the perception is from the rap community about performing at gay
venues, but the bottom line is gay dudes have I-Pods too. I'm proud of
Dro. You go boy. Snap. Snap.
Aaaaaaand I'm out! But not before
saying it's really good to see the AHH fam back together at the bottom of the
page. My lil rumors were getting lonely!
The Moment of Truth
Usher and his son are on the cover of the August issue of Essence! Here's a little excerpt for those of you who care:
“He’s gonna admire me, he’s gonna look up to me. He’s gonna say, ‘I wanna be’ or he should say - ‘I wanna be like my father.”
When
asked about his marriage to Tameka, Usher responds, “They think that it
was forced. I’ve heard a lot of comments like, “Oh, she trapped him.”
“He got a baby by her, and then she’s married and she’s set for life.
No. She wasn’t pregnant when I asked her to marry me. There’s some sort
of huge conspiracy over this, the fact that I made these choices in my
life. No I grew older. As a man, I have to take responsibility and take
a hold of my life. I’m accountable for what happens to my life now.”
And
the verdict is? Cute! Loves him at least for now! At least we know
Tameeka is good for something else other than ruining careers!
Its a WRAP! Russell and Porchla call it Quits! Bout Damn Time
Looks
like someone has finally come to their senses! Russy Russ and his
semisweet yoa jump off Porschla Coleman have decided to end their
relationship! According to my sources Russ used his blog to call it
off, and did so after congragulating Porschla on a recent yoga
certificate! Russ wrote:
“thank you for the inspiration.” The only thing left for him to say may have been, God Bless and Good Night!
Wonder whos up next to bat?
Damn Mariah... Can you age already ;-(
Check out this recent pic of Mariah in her recent spread in Elle Mag! Girl looks good Nick don't know what to do with that LOL!
Lady Dramas Food For Thought:
Could Kimoras recent tyrant rage have anyting to do with the abrupt Porchla and Russ split?
Which poses my next question can money buy one love? Think real hard before answering this one!
Does Kanye date anything but models? hes linked with model Chanel Iman... Not a bad look but Im just sayin!
Shout out to INE&J for showin me love all day everyday! Oh and no I wont marry you, fallin in love is for SUCKAS lol;-)
go hard or go home......
ILLPICS
Looking at Mya give new meaning to Lady Drama's tagline, go hard or go home.
