Writer, entertainer Mighty Casey has compiled a course listing for the Black Rapping School! Check out the Course Book!
Misogyny 101.
In this class upcoming rappers will learn techniques such as making it
rain on hoes, pouring champagne on b###### and swiping credit cards
down the cracks of fat a####. Advanced students will learn how to
urinate on young girls and tactics needed to avoid paying child
support. Rappers will learn how to make their own new misogynist nick
names and the many different pronunciations of the word b####.
Advanced Vocabulary 203
Just as the Eskimos have 500 words for Snow, rappers have 500 words for
cocaine. In this class students will learn all the proper slang terms
for guns, weed, heroin, police, females(see misogyny 101), and low
income housing. All rappers must understand and use all regional slang
in order to boost their national appeal.
Beef 606
In this class rappers will learn how to get the necessary media
attention by starting altercations with other rappers. Students will
learn how to threaten other rappers lives and family members, question
their manhood, and find(or make embarrassing) photos
of rappers and get them to the public. Rappers will learn how to
promote their gang affiliations to seem more credible to the buying
public. Advanced thugs will learn how to actually smack enemies’
children, shoot up their moms houses and f### their baby mommas.(Black
Rapping School is not responsible for any injuries or deaths that may
occur during rapper’s altercations)
Economics 502
In order to maintain their image rappers must learn how to waste money
on frivolous unnecessary things.. A true rapper must learn how to waste
his money without investing in anything similar to Richard Pryor in Brewster’s millions. Rappers will learn how to buy tacky expensive
jewelry with no resale value, putting unnecessary rims on expensive
cars just to crash them, impregnating multiple hoochies in order to
spend 18 years on child support, and wasting money keeping their
entourages dipped, and once again making it rain . Rappers are
discouraged from investing in their own community or giving to charity
and encouraged to give their money to white, car dealers, liquor
companies, jewelers and high end fashion lines.
Coon history 203
IIn order to be an effective coon, a rapper must know about the history of exploited blacks in entertainment.
A study of minstrel show material will supply rappers with enough
facial expressions, dances and chant-al-long songs to make them big
stars. Students will also study 70’s era Blacksploitation movies for
pimp fashion tips, over the top gansterism, and stereotypical black
thug images to emulate.
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