ILLSEED IS GOING ON VACATION!
AHHHH! I’m really going a lil’ crazy over these rumors! With that in mind, I have formally decided to take a freakin’ vacation! I don’t think I have ever taken a vaction in my adult life and I am going to chill! Now, I’m not sure, but it’s going to be the second or third week in August and it will last for a week. With that, I’m offering a lucky rumors reader the opportunity to fill in for me while I am OUT. You see what I do daily and you will work with an unlucky AllHipHop Staff member with these stankin’ rumors until I return. What you get out of it is the opportunity to promote your website, blog or whatever and have more fame that a “Flavor of Love” reject.
What do you do? You have to submit a rumor to me. Write it nice and neat as an item that would be included on this page. Exclusives get preferential treatment. Send them to illseedsub@gmail.com. (Any thing other than entries for this contest will be DELETED on site.)
WILL WAYNE DISS 50 CENT?
I, like you, know that Lil’ Wayne’s momentum is crazy right now. There is a rabid rumor going around that Lil’ Wayne is going to release a diss to 50 Cent for all that stuff 50 said. You know, 50 Cent called Weezy a “w####” for working with so many people.
Word is Lil Wayne has already recorded a diss song to 50 Cent. This would act as great promotion for 50’s new album, but Weezy doesn’t even have a disc out! On top of that, I think that Wayne could be severely vulnerable to 50’s comedy game. From what I understand Young Buck and Lil’ Wayne are actually pretty cool. I guess we’ll see. I’d rather see Wayne and Jay-Z go at it though, because that would be more lyrical warfare.
KEITH MURRAY WANTS TO BE ON G-UNIT?
The beef with Prodigy is long gone and now Keith Murray wants to be in G-Unit. On BET’s “Rap City,” he repeatedly said he wants to be on G-Unit and told 50 to holla at him. I heard he kept saying what up to G-Unit and he loves what they do. I don’t see that happening. Plus, Keith has the Def Squad with Redman and Erick Sermon…stick with the home team. Did 50 really pass on Uncle Murda, Tru Life, Gillie Da Kid and B.G.? Well I know about BG..but the others? By the way, Keith just dropped a new CD called Rap-Murr-Phobia, which can be purchased right here!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRICK TRICK
Trick Trick had a birthday and he had a gang of people come out to celebrate good times. Eminem’s baby bro Nate Mathers was there, Derrick Coleman showed up, Rich “New Money” Boy was there. Rumor has it, everybody was crazy drunk and Trick Trick toppled on top of Nate Mathers and his friend boy Chris. Rich Boy talked about how he and Trick were getting ready to shoot a video for Trick Trick’s new CD. Even Kim Mathers was reportedly there, but Eminem wasn’t allowed to attend for security reasons. I don’t know if you want to see it all, but peep it.
So, Eminem has reportedly been in Los Angeles working on his new album. This doesn’t seem to directly counter the not-working-with-Dre rumor, but it does suggest that he might be working with his mentor. Now, I heard that Em was working at FTP earlier this year.
BODYGUARD MAKING BEATS!?
I found this to be humorous. I heard that Mr. Collipark took one of the music industry’s most popular bodyguards under his wing to help him get his beat game up. This guy, Travis Webb, has protected the bodies of JD, Janet, Outkast, Usher, Christina Milian, Nick Cannon, and a lot of other crazy stars! I would personally take Christina off his hands.
I heard Collipark and Jazze Pha hired him as their personal bodyguard and since then Travis started working the beats. This is pretty funny. We’ll see what happens with this one.
USHER UPDATE
I know a lot of you don’t care about Usher and his wedding woes. Just to keep the updates flowing, here is what he told US magazine.
“As of right now, we don’t have a date, but we will let you know when we do,” Ursh told the magazine.
Ursh and his future wife, Tameka, were seen in NYC holding hands and looking happy. Haters be damned!
THE ALLHIPHOP RUNDOWN
The boy Turk is getting out of jail and his girl is very happy! I always felt his arrest was unjust.
We got into it over the New York gangster Just Ice. He gave one of the illest interviews I’ve read in a long time. Just goes in on NWA and what he doesn’t say actually says a lot. Click here to jump into the debate!
Ain’t heard from singer Keke Wyatt since she stabbed her hubby on Christmas day a few years ago. Check her out now over in the Alternatives section.
The Midi Mafia is droppin jewels over in the producer section.
Sean Price had the gall to call his new mixtape “Master P.” Read the review.
Eminem sues Apple? I live and die by Mac…he better be careful! We’re crazy!
Check out the exclusive remix of “A Bay Bay,” with a bunch of people including E-40, The Game and Jadakiss. This Hurricane Chris guy has a lil’ spit with him.
CELEBRITY SPOTTING
R. Kelly has been seen in the company of a pregnant young woman. Nobody has confirmed her identity though.
Diddy and Dr. Dre where seen hanging out in France on a yacht, according to the New York Post. Diddy was also seen as French restaurant Club 55 in a white Maybach with a French model named Noemie Lenoir.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Did you heard that 50 Cent went and did eight new songs to Funk Flex? Wow..he’s not playing games!
Talib Kweli is really a needed indivdual in the rap game. Check out this “widget” feature he’s got on his website. NEATO DUDE! I was on this thing for hours!
Ghostface WAS at rock the bells. Check out this great gallery of the event. Damn, this makes me love Hip-Hop!
They saying Tony Yayo might consider a new plea deal in his alleged kid slapping case.
The Flavor Flav roast is going to be brutal. They said he went “from Public Enemy to public embarrassment.”
Lil’ Kim is riding for Lindsay Hohan. She told the starlet, “Hold your head … God love[s] you, so do I.” How’s she love her!?
Mike Vick is SCREWED like a song out of Houston.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS ENDING
You know, I’m never asking my bosses for a raise. Here is the latest madness.
EAST POINT, Georgia (AP) — The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises.
Rolandas Milinavicius has been charged with two counts of murder in the shooting deaths of Inga Contreras, 25, and Martynas Simokaitis, 28.
Milinavicius, who was having financial problems, told police he shot the two Thursday after they kept asking for more pay, said police in East Point, which is just outside Atlanta.
“He told us that he was under a lot of stress,” East Point police Capt. Russell Popham said. “Unfortunately, he decided to take his anger out with violence.”
THIS IS HOW I’VE BEEN STAYING IN SHAPE!How To Crank Dat Soulja Boy…I do this and I get fit!
SHOWBIZ GETS HACKED
Have you heard of Showbiz Pizza? It’s like a lesser-known Chuck E. Cheese’s. Somebody hacked into the system and put in Bubba Sparxxx’s song, “Ms. New Booty” and my girl Fergie’s “London Bridges. (Thanks, Ek-o)
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
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