DEF JAM REPORT!
So, Jay-Z isn’t retiring anytime soon for those that think that he might be calling it quits. He will be going on a short tour to support American Gangster, from what I heard. In the same vein, I heard that Kanye West will be announcing his tour dates very soon too. I heard he is going out with Keyshia Cole and Lil’ Wayne. Jay-Z is expected to pop up on a couple of Ye dates. Nice of Big Bro to do that.
FUNK FLEX BANS JAE HOOD AND REMY MA?
I’m not sure if I have this right, but from what I heard, Funkmaster Flex has refused to play records by Remy Ma and Jae Hood, because they joined 50 Cent on the stage in the Bronx. Now, apparently Flex feels they should remain down with their original crew and being pals with 50 Cent is the ultimate backstab. Apparently, he feels different about Jim and Juelz…I don’t quite get why Flex wouldn’t play them though. He’s not affiliated to my knowledge.
CROOKED I ON DETOX?
Well, I might as well say that Crooked I has long been one of the illest rappers in recent history. He’s been another “casualty” of this weird music industry. Well, I think the game is about to make up for it soon. There is a rumor that Crooked I is going to be a big part of Dre’s Detox and there is a leak record to substantiate that. There is “This is Compton” and its supposedly produced by Dre. Either way, it’s a hardcore record.
PLEASURE P VS T-PAIN
After Pleasure of Ugly Ricky made those comments (dissing T-Paine and Pretty Ricky), somebody must have hit up T-Pain’s brother. Pain’s brother Notty Black and Notty’s manager “P.L” Griffin showed to the club so deep security wouldn’t let them in for fear tha something violent would pop off. How crazy is this beef? R&B singers gone wild.
SOMEBODY GOT AT THAT STRIPPER!
That Russian stripper that stated that De La Hoya was dressed in drag and requested to call him “Goldie” has fallen back. I don’t know the origins of this quote, but here you go:
She said the images of Oscar De La Hoya “were taken from my personal camera and were out of my control” and that she was “pressured into going public with the photos by individuals with improper motives who acted solely for their own financial gain.”
She didn’t say that they were all fake or nothing like that.
LIL’ WAYNE / JUELZ SANTANA NEW VIDEO!
People are crazy, yo!
SHAQ ATTACK – WIFE CHEATING?!
Originally, they were saying that Shaq sought to divorce his wife over her doing something unethical with his money, but a new rumor has started to surface. There are some rumors stating that Shaq’s wife Shaunie was creeping around with one of the giant hoopers personal trainers. Why you wanna go an do that, love, huh? At that point, she started to put cash in the stash for that trainers…butt. Anyway, she got caught and Shaq still makes $20 million per year. Shaunie Lost.
LITTLE BROTHER DISSES SHAKIRA?
Who would have though that Shakira was a Little Brother fan? This is what I am hearing, people! I heard that Shak, not to be confused with Shaq, was eating out in Hollywood and was tipped off that LB was having a listening party nearby. She went over to the Roxy to join and was told no. I heard that Shakira went crazy on the people at the door and demanded to be let in. No dice! Finally, I heard she just left angry and upset. I hope this wasn’t Pooh and Phonte…
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
A Dover police spokesman says they have apprehended a suspect in custody in connection with last Friday’s shooting of two students at Delaware State University. Rough year for DSU.
Rakim said that the 7th Seal will drop in about 3-4 months. We should have a bet on whether Dre or Ra will drop first.
Apparently, MF Doom is in the hospital, but not from a heart attack.
Nobody’s really talking about the woman that was raped and tortured in West Virginia. Was Wendy Williams right when she said we can only deal with one crisis at a time?
Cross-dressing Dennis Rodman has been slapped up with an allegation of sexual battery and the police are investigating the matter.
Somebody had the nerve to tell me Lil’ Zane is coming back. Fine young man, but I don’t believe you.
Two dogs of the dogs that were buried at DMX’s home had serious wounds, according to authorities investigating animal neglect allegations.
A producer snitched on Snoop Dogg claiming that the rapper was trying to “stalk” her. Click here to watch her snitching on vid.
Mike Tyson plead guilty to various drug charges, including coke. He now faces up to four years in jail.
NAS’ HOMEY QUAN IS BACK!
IRV GOTTI GETS REAL
Irv Gotti’s got a reality show on VH1. I think VH1 is going to to give every Black person in the whole world a reality show. I am No. 50,236 in the line. This reality show does look kind of real though…
HAVOC GOES SPAZZ ON KANYE – HAVOC FROM MOBB DEEP
ALICIA KEYS SINGERS
I didn’t know people still got on youtube as if it were a talent show. Well they do. Here are a couple of people singing Alicia Keys’ “No One.”
This guy looks like he’s underwater.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
A boy is in serious condition after his sister stabbed him. Here are some stats. The boy is 13 and the girl is 14. They are both from Miami. According to a police report, the pair got into a fight over a JUICE. The boy took the juice and hid in his room. The girl broke into the room and then stabbed her brother. The girl ran away, but the cops caught her in her house (didn’t get very far!). They charged her with felony battery. What sort of juice was it? I want some.
E-BAY BAY, E-BAY BAY
I might be taking the videos too far right now with this Hurricane Chris parody called “E Bay Bay.” Check it out.
ILL PICS
Shout out to my boy June, who saw Misfit from the Wack Rapper Show. She doesn’t look wack though and she’s not wack. She was at the AHH concert with Budden, Cass, Swizz and Talib.
MOBB DEEP’S MESSAGE TO SAIGON
Thx nahright!
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
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WHAT: Rumors
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