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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWNS BODYGUARDS BEATING A**?
I heard a photographer for tampabay.com got messed up by bodyguards hired to protect Chris Brown and boo boo Rihanna. Luis Santana, the photog, says he was beat up and robbed last night when he tried to snap pictures of Chris Brown as he celebrated his 19th birthday. See, this was a private party that nobody was really invited to. The security at club Vintage allowed people to take pictures outside. When a Black Excursion pulled up, he got a few shots of Chris Brown leaving, but the bodyguards made the singer sit in the car. What happened next sounds quite crazy. The security allegedly ran Santana down and allegedly ripped his shirt, broke his camera and lens and gave him a knee to the jaw when he was on the ground. He has bruises on his chest, back and arms and the police are looking for the suspects. They are saying that the beatdown could be payback for taking unsolicited pics of Rihanna on Monday.
ALL EYES ON YUNG BERG!
YO I have never paid so much attention to Young Berg in my life! Here is the latest. Poe Boy Entertainments Mista Mac is about to lash out at Yung Berg, from what I heard. YEP! If you didnt get the memo, Young Berg said in an interview that his own album got pushed back like Flo Ridas hairline. Those two words set cats off! Yesterday Brisco and today Mista Mac. Later this week theres going to be a diss song dropping by Mista Mac in reference to Bergies Flo Rida comment. Brisco is Mista Macs younger brother, by the way.
A BOMB AT THE JAY-Z MARY DATE LAST NIGHT?
I dont know what was going on at Madison Square Garden last night, but I heard something was awry. Well, this is how it went down. Somebody that attended the festivities last night told me that there were bomb sniffing dogs outside of MSG. They were there just sniffing around, but nothing really. I heard one of the bomb sniffing dogs took a crap right there on the sidewalk! Now, I heard in NY you have to clean up after your dog or thats illegal. I want to file a claim!
THE OPRAH ISSUE
Oprah is OK with me. Shes just from a different era and thats that. But, I know you remember I mentioned that she attended the Heart of the City tour last Friday with Jay-Z and Mary J. Blige. Well, I didnt reveal the other side to that. I really didnt want to spoil the aura of positivity that was coming out of the arena. Well, I heard that RIGHT after Mary finished her set both Oprah and pal Gayle King exited Madison Square Garden. I got a little chuckle out of that, but I wasnt shocked. Mary’s show was about an hour so maybe O was just ready to go.
Oh yeah, Oprah used to be a member of Rev. Wrights church, but left in the 90s because she wasnt comfortable with the sermons. I suspect Obama wasnt in church all that much. LOL.
WE WANT RECORD DEALS!
I heard that there are a number of former artists signed to Atlantic Records out fishing for record deals out in Music Industry Land. In particular, I heard that incubator labels at Universal Records are getting a lot of this traffic from well-known rappers that really need to take their game indie. I guess some folks just want to do business as usual in a climate that is changing like the weather as the globe warms.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL, SHAWTY?
If you know her or have seen her, send me an email, Shawty. Illseed or somebody else from the AllHipHop.com Staff wants to talk to you. If you didn’t see it, she went BUCK on this old lady and accused a man of rape, all in the name of Soulja Boy (kind of). You really just have to see it to believe it. Click here or click the pic!
Hit me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
KIM KARDASHIAN TO GET A BUTT REDUCTION?
Look, I am not trying to hear this mess. People are saying that Kim Kardashian is going to jump off a cliff and get a butt reduction. What would make her go and do that when thats clearly, her best asset? Like ASSet. Anyway, what it looks like is that Paris Hiltons mean-spirited comment about her butt looking like a trash bag of cottage cheese got to Kims head. Now, she is going to just get some cellulite removal to make Reggie Bush happier. This is a bit strange to me. I am not a female expert, but doesnt cellulite set into people that are either way overweight or just older?
WOMEN HATING ON ALICIA KEYS!
So, I was talking to somebody a couple of the guys from the AllHipHop staff and we all agreed: women are hating on Alicia Key something fierce right now! It all started when Alicia appeared on David Letterman. If you havent seen it look at it now and the discussion will continue after the vid:
As you can see, Alicia looks stunning. In fact, I had to watch a second time just to recall the song she sang. But, what has ensued after the performance? HATE. FEAR. LOATHING. ENVY! (Shout out to the late Hunter S. Thompson) People are trying to say she has butt pads on. Then the Swizz thing is popping up again. Well, what I have to say is this. Stop the hating. Its unbecoming! Anyway, I think it is time for:
FOXY BROWN IN COURT
Have you seen this video of Foxy Brown in court late last month? It is of her lawyer dropping out of the case. Foxy experiences a hearing loss to the point where the judge actually yells at her! Watch it judge!
The lawyer let his feelings be KNOWN!
“Superhead was nobody until she started talking about all of the people she was with. Look, I’ve done all of this and never had to sleep with nobody, never been tied up in any scandals and look at all of the stuff I’ve done and I’m continuing to do.”
Mariah on her prenup (source unknown):
“Anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!”
T.I. on Shawty Lo (92 Jams):
Who are you for real – to be acknowledging like that? Get in the game first. Get in the game, put up some points before you go to talking bout I wasnt considered for the MVP.
Hillary Clinton on her future plans after winning Indiana, but losing North Carolina:
Its full speed onto the White House!” (B, please! The only way she is making it back is as Barack’s Vice President.)
Lil Wayne on the election (Blender magazine):
“Barack, I guess, but I can’t make a real opinion. I ain’t watching no debates. I just want my people to understand that Hillary and Barack are not running for president – they running to be able to run for president. There’s a Republican party, too – we ain’t about to win, fool!”
Usher defends Jay-Z from that twit from forgotten group Oasis:
“It really shocked me that he said Jay-Z was the wrong choice. Jay-Z is an incredible artist and headliner.
Ice Cube is an institution and you dont buck institutions like that. I might be the s**t in L.A. but  other states wont ever know about me because he can pick up a phone and say, If you support that Kam record, then I am not supporting you. He can shut me all of the way down.Oprah Winfrey on being a mistress after admitting she slept with a married man: “No man has ever taken care of me.”
Barack Obama won North Carolina last night by a landslide. Even though he lost Indiana, I heard Hillary Clinton is close to conceding, on the low. (LMAO)
Rumor has it Chingo Bling nearly got arrested at a rally surrounding immigration. He was speaking to some of the anti-immigration protesters! Hes ok though!
I heard there may be a Glow In The Dark DVD on the way. Not literally, I mean, Kanye is going to do a DVD.
Britney Spears is rumored to have shown up at Alicia Keys’ concert last night at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.
Trae, the H-Town master, is now a free agent after busting out two albums on Rap-A-Lot.
Blake, Amy Winehouses man, has proposed to another woman even though he is in jail. She is reportedly cheating too. Who knows!
Congrats to Common, who just scored a role in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, the next in the Terminator series. May of 2009, yall.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
GOOD LORD! Seventy-five students have been arrested at San Diego State University in a MASSIVE drug bust! I cant do this. Im going to let the Associated Press do the work.
Dozens of San Diego State University students were arrested after a sweeping drug investigation found that some fraternity members openly dealt drugs and one even sent a mass text message advertising cocaine, authorities said Tuesday.
Two kilograms of cocaine were seized, along with 350 Ecstasy pills, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, hash oil, methamphetamine, illicit prescription drugs, several guns and at least $60,000 in cash, authorities said.
Of the 96 people arrested, 75 were students. Eighteen of the students were arrested Tuesday when nine search warrants were executed at various locations including fraternities, said Jesse Rodriguez, San Diego County assistant district attorney.
The undercover probe, dubbed Operation Sudden Fall, was sparked by the cocaine overdose death of a student in May 2007, authorities said. As the investigation continued, another student, from Mesa College, died Feb. 26 of a cocaine overdose at an SDSU fraternity house, the DEA said.
Those arrested included a student who was about to receive a criminal justice degree and another who was to receive a master’s degree in homeland security.
This is PURE INSANITY! They sold drugs to undercovers and advertised by sending out emails to their faithful customers.
A cop got killed over the weekend in Philly. I heard the cops have taken this as a license to beat on people and harass suspects. There is a video of 20 cops beating the living crap out of some men. If you get beat up like that as a suspect, what happens when they have evidence? Peep it.
BISHOP LAMONT FALLS BACK FROM CHOKE RUMORS!
If the man said he didn’t choke J. Wells, he didn’t do it! I thought he confirmed it! Check out the new video.
I dont know, but here is a totally separate eye witness account of it. I dont know this person at all.
i saw some crazy a** s**t last night at the glasses malone show out in long beach!!!!!! it was like out of nowhere bishop lamont showed up and grabbed that dude j wellz by the throat and started f***in him up. i know i seen taje hitting some dudes too. i know j wellz was beefing with bishop or whatever, but does anyone know what the f**k is up with this s**t or does anyone else know what happened?
FOX NEWS GETS OWNED!
Yo! Fox News stays getting owned these days. I posted this a ways back but check out how Father Mike Pfleger buys and owns Fox. You love to see this again and again.
CORY GUNZ DUMBS OUT!
This boy is ill. If you must, skip to about 2 minutes in and let the good times roll. Peter Gunz, you did well.
AFTER I SAW THIS, I WAS DONE.
I heard 50 Cent met Nelson Mandela, but seeing the picture, I finished my update. I hope Eminem decides to do that gig in the summer. If I could meet Nelson Mandela, that would be like meeting Malcolm or Martin. I’m finished. I need to know how this will change 50s state of mind.
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They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
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