within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info
outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
WHO: illseedWHAT: Rumors, Funnies, Fails and more!
HOW: Send your rumors, sightings and ill pics to illseed at firstname.lastname@example.org.
THE DAILY TWO SENSE
Another senseless killing.
MEL GIBSON PARODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoooooooooooooooooo….my girl India sent this to me. This is a quick pick me up if you are feeling down. This is CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoooooooo….dude went in. Pause necessary.
Kanye West joined Twitter and told everybody that he is no longer using the album name Good A$$ Job.
Here is a video of Ye’s “Power” that I think was done by Dwele.
RIHANNA TO GET MARRIED?
That Matt Kemp fella reportedly popped the question to RiRi or is set to propose to him. No ring yet.
BOW WOW AND ANGELA!
Ask about it. Yep. Bow Wow is back with Run’s youngest daughter.
KELLY IS DATING A WHITE MAN TO MAKE ME JEALOUS!
Opps! I continue with my racist ways. You can’t teach an old racist new tricks! Ask David Duke! NAH…THIS IS ALL ME, SON! ILLSEED’S KELLY!
RICK ROSS COMES IN SECOND!
Eminem indeed did beat Rick Ross in sales. Those White people sure support! Ooooops! Oh, by the way, Hits Daily Double, one of the most reputable industry companies reported that Ross sold more than Em this week. (CLICK HERE, THE STORY IS STILL THERE, JERKFACES) They were quoted by me and a number of other sites. As far as I am concerned, it matters not who is selling more as long as both album are dope. And, both albums are dope. Now, die slower than dripping molasses in an Alaskan snow storm, peanut headed losers.
Yall gonna mess around and make Lupe change his album back to Losers. But I digress…JEEZY AND ROSS!
I probably missed this stuff, but this is what it looks like in these skreets. Somebody tells me that cats like Jody Breeze and some others have said that Jeezy is no longer cool with Meech. You may recall, it was going DOWN and Jeezy seemed to create some distance so he didn’t get caught up in the drama. Well, it seems like he showed cats that he’s absolutely still cool with Big Meech with that song “The Real BMF.” And, is there beef with Roccett, the West Coast rapper that used to be on Jeezy’s CTE? I’m hearing Roccett does! The allegations of beef between Jeezy and Ross is lingering.
JAY-Z MAD AT LEBRON?
I hope this isn’t true, but it smells like cow manure!
The Daily News is reporting that Jay-Z is mad with Bron Bron, because he didn’t consult him on the move he was going to make. Sounds silly. Jay should have no bearing on what Bron does. “Jay never expected LeBron to sign with the Nets. He knew that no 25-year-old kid with James’ profile was going to spend years in Newark,” the source tells the Daily News. “But he’s pissed, or at least disappointed, that LeBron didn’t consult with him.” MAN, these dudes are doing business, but apparently Bron didn’t call Jay back when he was making his decision.
A LETTER FROM A LIBERAL TO A RACIST COON!
So, I got this really cool and progressive letter from a reader that proclaimed me a racist! Peep the letter!
“f**k you illseed you racist b***h, eminem sells records becuase he is talented and talks about meaningful things, something intelligent people can respect. It has nothing to do with race, gucci, jeezy, ross— em makes them look ignorant, sorry its the fucking you dumb bitch.”
So, I asked this intelligent LIBERAL reader. Why did you opt to reference Gucci, Jeezy and Ross as the three artists that he picked to measure Eminem against? Yeah, we know why. But, why wouldn’t he pick an artist like Big Boi, Jay-Z or even Canibus. I mean, I totally love Eminem’s new album and so there is no argument that this new one is super close to classic, but dude is talking like a new wave fool. Like I said, read Eminem’s own opinion on his sales, before you start screaming racist. People don’t even know what a racist is. Meanwhile, they live like the Oscar Grants and Sean Bells of the world aren’t being murdered daily. Now, this isn’t to get all radial, but people are really dumb these days. HOW DUMB ARE THEY?
The are so dumb. But, Eminem is very intelligent. So is Canibus. Eminem speaks meaningful things and so does Talib Kweli and Joe Budden. Eminem is talented and so is Rick Ross, Redman, Treach, Crooked I, Royce, The Game, Jeezy, Jay-Z…dude damn near anybody we listen to is talented. So, the point is, people don’t want to admit that which EMINEM admits. But did you notice the VEHEMENT, HATEFUL backlash to saying something about Eminem? Where are these LIBERALS on other pertinent topics?
What’s the racism in a WHITE MAN RAPPER selling a lot of records from WHITE CONSUMERS? Word to Jerry Cooney. People are dumb.
DUMB AS THE LOVE CHILD OF SARAH PALIN AND A BRICK OF RAW.
SPEAKING OF RAW…
Rick Ross’ dude Gunplay snorts a white substance called coke. And, the homey is pretty shameless about it. But, he talks about it a lil’ and he lightweight disses Pretty Ricky dude fro sniffing in the same vein. Don’t snort cocaine, kids. Please.
This is an outtake from “The Next 48 Hours” featuring Rick Ross. Oh, I can’t wait for the comments.
MY BOY INTERVIEWED DRAKE!
Don’t sleep on Nardwuar! Dude has the goods when it comes to interviewing with his crazy style. Peep his interview.
MURDA MOOK SAID CHRIS BROWN CAUGHT THE “L” AFTER HE BEAT RIRI
DAMN, SMOKEY! Chris Tucker owes the IRS $11 Million. The ENSURES a new “Friday.”
ESPN wrote a story on Lebron James and the story just disappeared. What happened? I don’t know, but they say it was “unflattering.” The state of journalism is sad. Here is a link to the story. Oooopps -let me go cash ma pay check from boss Rick Ross. Yeah, buddy!!!!!! I’s RICH!
Christina Milian was spotted at Woodland Hills’ Topanga Mall in CA. I heard she got pretty pissy with people that recognized her. She bought some Cinnabons. I guess that’s why she’s been working out so much.
Seems like Foxy Browns main defense is that her arch enemy neighbor is actually a stalker.
DMXS STATEMENT BEFORE JAIL
DMX is going to be back and stronger than ever. I gotta feelin ohhhh OH!
NOBODY CARES ABOUT ALBUMS
Lupe Fiasco has the world waiting for his new album, but he says we dont care and certainly Atlantic doesnt. He told MTV.com exactly what he felt.
I don’t think the label cares about an album,” Lupe said. “I don’t think n—as care. People just want their number-one record. They don’t care about the rest of the album. I was talking to an engineer the other day and he said, ‘These n—as don’t even care about mixing an album no more.’ They just want the first three songs. Three singles. They get them, one, two, three, they don’t care what’s on the rest of the album. I know this for sure. I’ve seen it.”
I think this is true for some artists who dont care or trust, but Lupe we care! Same with Eminem and others they do full albums.
KELLY, I LOVE YOU! DON’T TURN ME INTO CHARLES HAMMY!
keep us talking, but if we
stop talking about them then
they should worry!OH YEAH – I’M OUT, B**CHES!
NO PAUSE NEEDED!