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info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.WHO: illseedWHAT: Rumors, Funnies, Fails and more!WHERE: illseed.com, twitter.com.illseedHOW: Send your rumors, sightings and ill pics to illseed at allhiphoprumors@gmail.com. THE DAILY TWO SENSE!50 Cent on twitter:
More on this after the Kanye West blurb! KANYE’S ALBUM IS DONE.
That’s all. More later. Mums the word right now.
NO MAS! NO MAS!
50 Cent really went spastic yesterday! Here is what they reported on his official site thisis50.com! Nobody knows for sure if it really is him or not! Yayo reportedly confirmed it as him, but who knows!
Today was a fairly boring one in the world of hip hop, until 50 Cent took over his Twitter account and all hell broke loose.
The first sign that something out of the ordinary was happening, were these series of tweets from 50’s account:“I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich f*ck this I’m going home I don’t need this sh*t
Got d*m it motherf*ckers I’m having a bad dayThere’s other people at the house she just likes to boss me around
I took out the garbage She mad cause I havent been over there a lot I been working my grand father was laughingAnd sh*t f*** that.”
That made a few people scratch their heads wondering wtf was going on. Bloggers and fans alike were wondering if his account had been hacked.
When this next one came in, there wasn’t one person on twitter watching 50’s timeline that didn’t crack up laughing.
And the comedy just kept coming after it was confirmed that it was actually Fif. Kat Stacks, Fat Joe, Allhiphop, Soulja Boy, Miss Info, Necole B*tchie and every producer on the ‘Before I Self Destruct‘ album got jabbed, some harder than others.
Here’s some of the highlights:“Man my head been aching all morningI took motrin but I need some of that syrup Sh*t They be drinking
Soulja Boy my little n*gga They just cought him snow mobilingIts cool. I got a n*gga dat a handle dat kat stacksB*tch for him right quick
They set me up man They wasn’t suppose to show me how To use this sh*t I’m activated no one safe
I got a gun on me now n*gga do something I’m Strapped oh that necole b*tchie b*tch talking Bout me oh its on
If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanseMy advice,”
“Chris lighty fired f*ck that I’m startin overMy new cd gone kill I said its gone kill motherF*cker
You motherf*ckers don’t like me Say somthing now You f*ck boys no I run da southI kill n*gga I kill
Missinfo you need to let me hit dat So I can get rid of that ciara rumorI like fine asian girls let me spank dat ass lol
Jim jones, bun b, and jada kiss in the houseI see yal im cyber bangin join my gang n****Aint nobody f*ckin wit me
I’m bin laden mother f*ckers actin like they can’t find me lol
I change my mind info I did know we was gone have wips and sh*t I’m on my to the sex storeNow lol
Allhiphop.com f*ckin wit me alright Motherf*ckers calling me twitty cent Ima catch 1 of you motherf*ckers F***** computer geeks.”
50 did take a few seconds to get serious. He congratulated Lloyd Banks for going gold with the single “Beamer, Benz or Bentley.”
And he just dropped this us in the last few minutes:
50 was speaking about the “F*ck You” joint he hopped on with Cee-Lo. Congrats to Cee-lo and 50 on what is already becoming a huge hit, can’t wait to see the visuals.
To the rest of yall out there beware, he’s taken over his twitter and nobody is safe, lol.
KAT STACKS IS STICKING TO HER COKE STORY
Sigh. Yeah…real fast. Kat Stacks ain’t the most trustworthy person, but she’s sticking to her guns saying that that coke was Soulja Boy’s.
BIG BABY WLDON?
Yo, can you tell me what’s up with Big Baby from the Celtics. I already had a lil’ funny before when he was doing the dougie, but now I am baffled! This is allegedly him…in a basement…in a Waldo suit…with a guitar.
NO WARNING SHOTS TO GLEN BECKER!
Take this and this and this!
BONE THUGS N HARMONY SWITCHES GEARS
Switching gears? Bone Thugs-N-Harmony have been in talks to do a one album deal with Sumerian Records the same label that released Bizzy Bone’s newest solo album, “Crossroads: 2010” on Tuesday, April 24, 2010. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is no longer on Warner Bros., and took notice how well rounded Bizzy Bone’s rock cd sounded that they have begin talks with the same label. A week ago they were in the studio recording 4 more songs for it that their engineer, David Banta is mixing, and getting ready. Bone is currently in the studio recording their next hip-hop effort. It is not known if Bizzy Bone will be apart of this project. Sumerian Records is also home to I See Stars & After Dead rock bands.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Nadja Benaissa – the German pop star – was found guilty of concealing her HIV status to three of her sexual partners. She WILL NOT do any jail time.
Octomom is going to be on Dancing With The Stars. How else is she going to pay for that baby food, clothes, pampers…blah…
The Game just had another kid, a girl he named her Cali Dream Taylor! He’s got the best kid names. Cali’s got two brothers – Harlem Caron , 7, and King Justice, 3.
B. Pumper SERIOUSLY wants to sign to 50 Cent’s G-Unit. SMH!
Solar has dropped off the map, but he’s putting out some Guru material now. I wonder how that work with the family of the legendary Gang Starr founder?
Mannnn…they saying Hoopz and Shaq are ENGAGED? I’ma give Shaq the Shaq Face if he does that!
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
U.S. Army Parchute Team attempted to land on Rangers park, but one of them had a bit of a problem with a flag pole.
Here is another Epic Fail. Don’t go gang banging if you don’t know how to shoot.
A man who accidentally shot and killed a fellow gang member while both were involved in a drive-by shooting in the South Side Back of the Yards neighborhood in late May turned himself into police earlier this week and was charged with first-degree murder Wednesday.
Jauan Oneal, 22 of the 5200 block of South Laflin Street was charged late Wednesday with first-degree murder in connection with the May 30 homicide of 19-year-old Darius Murphy, according to Police News Affairs Officer Laura Kubiak. Oneal turned himself into police shortly after 1 p.m. Tuesday.
Oneal and Murphy were in a car together in the 5100 block of South Laflin Avenue on May 30 when Murphy was shot in the forehead while people in that car were shooting at rival gang members, Kubiak said.
Officers found Murphy in the car with a gunshot wound to the head about 12:30 a.m. after hearing gunshots.
Murphy of the 5300 block fo South Bishop Street, was pronounced dead at 1:10 a.m. at John H. Stroger Jr. Hospital of Cook County, according to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office.
Oneal is scheduled to appear in bond court later today, police said.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
Mr. Dodson is back and he’s got his hair done.
DAMN!!! BLACK ROB GOES IN!
This was an eye-opener.
BEYONCE FALLS OFF…
The paps are everywhere, man! Beyonce took a “spill” off of her jet ski while on vacation.
I’M OUTTA HERE!
50 CENT, WE LOVE YOU!They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
