In 2010, Rick Ross transcended. The heated beefs were in the rear view and the self-proclaimed Boss took on Sean “Diddy” Combs as his manager. Then there was the crazy Nike ‘Boom’ commercial with the ill new talking chain. Comedic skits with Chelsea Handler. A dope album in Teflon Don and a few collaborations later, Rick Ross was back on top. To put it short, Rick Ross became a brand in 2010.
In homage of Rick Ross the brand, we assembled a few ways Mr. Rozay could potentially leverage his Hip-Hop identity to even greater heights. [Note: this is a satire, meant explicitly to be light and humorous fare.]
RICK ROSS RESORTS
Winter is here. Wouldn’t you love to get away?
TEFLON DON POTS AND PANS
John Gotti may not approve if he were alive. Since he isn’t, Rick Ross may be able to make this happen.
ACE OF ROZAY
A liqueur? Why not!
BAWSE WEAR SUITS BY HUGO BAWSE
A line for big men is mandatory. Bawse.
BAWSE BBQ SAUCE
When it is time to chow down on steak, accept no imitations. A1, please! Bawse Sauce!
