I told you once and I told you a million times, the quality of the rumors is largely based on the people – aka sources. If you see something, say something, but say it to me. Then YOU are basically dictating the rumors, not the rags. I hear things and gather things, but I only have 3 eyes. Jeez. So, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your rumors.
On to the rumor, that’s not really a rumor!
THAT SAID…here is a weird one. A vixen only known for her big, artificial booty and a real book is getting a reduction. That’s right, when everybody else is going bigger, she’s going smaller. Peep this release:
On the behalf of Vanity Wonder, we are excited to contact you to announce that she has decided to have butt reduction surgery. This was a decision that did not come easily for many reasons but ultimately, every party involved feels that this is the right path to take. As of right now, she is narrowing down her choice of which Board Certified Plastic Surgeon she will have do the surgery. Thank you for sharing this exciting, scary but ultimately life changing chapter of Vanity’s life with us!
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I can’t be mad at you, boo! I support this move! That thing is ginormous and I heard she spent $15,000 on that tail bone! How could you walk!?!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.
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