So I suppose the indignant spirit of Sean Hannity lived on as Tucker
Carlson filled in for his absence on Fox News. Either that, or that
bowtie has finally cut off too much oxygen circulating in his head.
In what could be interpreted as an attempt to aim a thinly veiled insult at President Obama and turn dog- loving constituents against him, Tucker provided his own theory regarding Michael Vicks redemptive season as the quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles. After President Obama called the Philly organization to applaud them for giving Vick a second chance, Tucker lambasted the presidents move and coolly stated that Vick should have been executed for fighting dogs that said right after mentioning he was a Christian. Once again I say thank you to conservatives for giving Christians such as myself a bad name. Their intolerance is matched only by their arrogance.
Does anyone have a tranquil dart? cause this guy obviously needs to be sedated. This felt like a desperation shot, a Hail Mary if you will, of Tuckers to stay on our collective minds. And while I realize I m helping keep this mans relevance alive by perpetuating this story I feel obliged to respond as well.
While Ive already addressed the double standard issue of Vicks sentencing in comparison to how Ben Roethlisberger and Brett Favres cases have played out in the retooling and reposting of Double Standard Procedures, Mr. Carlson has reawakened the sleeping giant within me. Sometimes it truly is better to just let sleeping dogs lie.
So the question to pose to Mr. Carlson is this: if we adopt the same rationale as you and apply it to the same men who treated slaves lower than dogs then freed them to fight and die for the Union, what judgment should be passed for them? Riddle me that, hypocrite.
Flushed out of Foxs corner pocket like Russ Parr
And rushing like Limbaugh
to expose how hes a despicable dunderhead,
Who heard what subpar Tucker Carlson
posing as a political pundit said
When he publicly declared that the Eagles pick 7 should be executed?
Who is he to turn kid Vicks comeback
into a low quality promo
Like some humpback quasi homo
Have you ever seen this anomalys photo?!!
not even Bo knows why he ties bows below that head of nuisance.
Besides, doesnt Tucker seem like the type
Who rubs peanut butter and Smuckers between his thighs
Just to let some beagles provide him his own bestial fantasy league?!!
For the way hes made a life with his ducktail as Foxs head,
Someone should make this guy tuck his tail between his postured legs
This dudes a lamer duck than Donald pegged
for a Congress-led sequel to Fantasias re-release.
I mean, who is he to besmirch Vicks remarkable offense
With such an unpardonable offence?
Such harsh comments for a man who paid his debt to society?
With such harsh words for pitting mens best friends,
Whats his parsed blurb for Ben and Bretts sex offence?
How is it less offensive when mens sex friends get vetted impolitely?
Better yet, lets go one level deeper into the pool.
Whats his take on Confederate fetters leveled at a peoples roots?
Ive heard his take on an Eagles dues but what
about when slaves were treated unrulier than dogs?
I know slaverys in the American Eagles past,
But since he wants to embarrass an Eagles pass
Im runnin interference by comparin an evil passed with incongruent laws.
Forget a scathing blog!
Lets get some backbreaking flogs!
Since he wants to wake the dogs, lets sic em get em boys, bark with viciousness!
You shouldve left sleeping dogs a lyin
Instead, youve gone and woke up a sleeping, groggy giant
Its too late to put it to sleep and euthanize it the venom in this pens a poised barbiturate.
You and your conservative friends
arent elegant youre buffoons!
Its time we addressed the elephant in the room.
I know you think President Lincolns precedent looms with great stature.
But what he stood for had Republican ulterior motives.
Slaves emancipation sanctioned
a repugnant pull for clearin quotas
As mortgaged freedmen fought for Glory as fully adherent soldiers
free to fight and die for the great hereafter.
But what happened to those that survived?
What rations were given to the ghosts that returned alive?
What were these shells on earth to surmise from
the same home where the Braves were razed?
What trials for the trails of blood, sweat and tears
Could they expect from entrails and guts that were treaded and smeared?
Is this what they were vetted for and cleared
purely bled as purebreds when the stakes were raised?
So dont speak to me about execution, Tucker Carlson.
Take a seat your elocution is tuckered, you charlatan.
Im bringin the ruckus like Rucker Park youre cousin Carlton
on the wall, its lights out for you.
Rather, Im puttin fresh prints above the rim on a square
Who dared to lay up a such a vexing brick on the air
Its not about disrespecting Vick, its your air
which Im prepared to fix as I knock the gall of your balls right out of you.***Reggie Legend is AllHipHop's resident poet and cultural critic. More of his work can be found at SteelWatersPoetry.com.