Uh OHHHHHHH! I suspected this would happen. Last night, Dr. Dre and Tyrese were partying up super heavy until the wee hours of the morning! Dre and 'Rese were celebrating the supposed sale of "Beats" to Apple for well over a $3 Billion. "The first billionaire in hip hop ... right here from, the mother f**king West Coast," the good doc bragged with Tyrese getting him on Instagram. The windfall presumably would push Dre over the billionaire top. And the internets went crazy and we assume Jay and Diddy got a little sick in their tummy-space that the West Coast don beat them to the coveted spot in Hip-Hop. BUT HOL' UP. (You knew this was coming.) Last year, Diddy topped the Forbes list, followed by Dre and Jay.
First of all, ALL THOSE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN ERASED! Tyrese deleted them ALL. All that is left is this Breaking Bad-inspired image.
SOoooooooooooooo…the people have started to break down the numbers. According to analysts, Dre will definitely be the richest man in rap, but he won't be a billionaire yet. Dre is worth about $550 million and the sale (when its official) will push him over to about $800 million. Did Dre just get too drunk and speak too soon or did Apple get at him like "What the F are you doing?" I'm not sure, but there is a way to get to that BILLI, DOC!
I have the solution to make that other $200 Million!
Do this, DRE:
“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.
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