T.I. ASSAULTS SOMEBODY?
After saying sorry for striking DTPs Chaka Zulu, T.I. has reportedly struck again. T.I. was performing at the ESPY pre-party at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on Tuesday. Well, somebody threw a cup at him and brought out the Tip in T.I., according to tmz. T.I. jumped off stage and ran up on the cup-thrower. I heard he got to the suspect and allegedly hit him with his microphone, causing the blood to flow. The suspected cup thrower was taken out of the place for his own safety, I assume. T.I. might be taking the Tip persona to the next level! Lord willing, this is a rumor!
THE GAMES OVER!
Im STILL getting word that The Game is definitely going to quit after this next album. Only his third, hes like finished. Now, the word on the block is that Game has already started working with Cool & Dre, who produced his hit song Hate it or Love it. I heard the album is called Street Ryders and this Cool & Dre single will feature Akon and Nas. I dont know that I like this rumor. Anyway, the Compton rep is overseas in Europe somewhere doing shows and stuff. If you hear anything, let me know.
CASSIDY GETS HIS LIQUOR DEAL AND HIS 2-STEP?
Once upon a time, Busta Rhymes had a hit song based on a popular liquor. From what I hear, Cassidy, the Philly rhyme beast, is looking to do that same thing with Patrón. Im not much of a drinker, but Patrón has become one popular drink. I heard Cass is in the process of securing major endorsement deal with the company. Maybe then I will have my own drink and my two-step. Get that cash, Cass!
THE NEXT 50 CENT?
HA! Nah, theres only one 50 Cent, but this kid Riz is closely related to Sha Money XL's company, Money Management. I thought I would do yll the honor of presenting this new rapper to you. Also, read the new interview with Sha Money talking about video games and stuff.
NELLY FURTADO IS ENGAGED
I heard Nelly Furtado is officially engaged. I thought she was already married after she had that baby, but I guess I was wrong. Anyway, rumor has it, the maneater has been seen with a huge rock on her hand. Now, she is reportedly engaged to a Cuban man. Not sure if the baby is by Mr. Cuban. I wonder if hes like Scarface? Nelly has rocked a similar look as Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. See the bangs...bangin!
BE DIDDYS ASSISTANT
I dont know about this one. I heard thats a tough job and God-forbid he decides to run a marathon again. I heard Farnsworth Bentley had to do some mess for that! But thats another rumor.
RUSSELL SURE CAN PICK EM!
I know I have reported on a couple girls that Russ has been seen dating. And, I dont remember all their names so I probably wrote about her before. Anyway, she and Russ were more like friends and recently became more, according to rumors. They were partying out in Southampton, N.Y. recently. And this leads me to my...
Here is a picture of Russell's new babe!
First of all, shout out to the big homey Mr. November. He knows my love for Kelly Rowland and drew a pic of her with an illseed tattoo! Check it out below and definitely check out Mr. Novembers myspace page. (Kelly...if you are reading..I think you should get it!)
My boy Chris hit me with these pics of some of his boys overseas. Well, I didn't know the Roc was powerful like that. Check it, I propose we change the name from Iraq to IROC? Anybody with me? Ok, no...? I'll keep that to myself. Check the pics out. (Thanks Chris...the man, you are.)
Is that the Iraqi Jay-Z down there? I'll show you how to do this, son? This particular picture is a one of one...that means none before it...none to come!
Wait there's more! The Iraqi Memphis Bleek in the building!
RHIANNA IMPOSTA CAUGHT!
All the pictures of Rhianna and nobody can spot a fake? Apparently, there is somebody out there that looks just like the superstar singer and stood outside a Brooklyn diner attracting attention. Not only that, she was signing autographs. Guess what she was signing? UMBRELLAS! Anyway, people have put the umbrellas on eBay for a quick buck. Whoever ends up with them, has a worthless piece of crap. I think even if Rhianna signed it its still better off defending you against the rain.
EVES DANGEROUS LIAISON?
OK, this one is kind of silly, but since somebody put their name to it, I guess I can oblige. A guy named Jonathan Jaxson has reportedly stated that Eve was in Miami and soliciting female prostitutes. Here is the exact quote, One evening while being a guest in the hotel, Eve had ordered a female prostitute to her room. After several hours, the prostitute finally departed. This same person says Beyonce revenge cheated on Jay-Z with LeBron James. Im not buying it.
I heard Jazze Pha is starting a super producer group with Timbaland. Whats it gonna be called? The No-Neck Twinz? I KID! The beats are guaranteed hot! Didnt Cee-Lo and Phae have that same situation? Then came along a group that rhymes with Charles Barkley. Shout out to the round mound of rebound!
Michelle Williams is fuming mad at tmz! IF you dont know, they called Beyonce a Roboho after she rocked that robot getup at the BET Awards. I know the site did this on purpose for attention.
One of the New York papers is saying that a certain rap mogul is headed for the poor house over paying child support. It sounded like Diddy to me, but Diddys not going broke.
UGGG. R. Kelly is dropping 10 more chapters of his "Trapped in the Closet" series.
Mya is reportedly coming out this year. Sheeesh its been a year or more! Somebody get it together!
Khia dissed Remy Ma? What the hell is going on? Somehow, Khia hacked into Rems myspace page and left the message. Strange. Here it is.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Jay-Z once said, This cant be life. When you read this one, you might punch yourself in the face and then run your head into a wall until you are unconscious. In upstate New York a mother called the local Lockport police saying that her pitbull had raped and sodomized her 2-year-old son. You didnt misread what I just wrote. A PITBULL RAPED AN INFANT HUMAN! The lady left her son for a short period and heard the son scream. Can came back and the dog named Bear was having sex with the kid. The mother screams, causing the dog to run all the while STILL inside the kid. A witness said the mother screamed, "the dog is raping my baby." The babys butt was bleeding and had to go to the hospital for reconstructive surgery. I am going to ram my head into a wall. Dont believe? Click HERE.
Shout out to FRIDAY for coming right on time. And shout out to my girl Panther for sending me the above insane story that has to be every parents nightmare.
READ A BOOK, NUH!
All my blog fam knows that Ive had this song on my myspace page for like 2 years, but BET went and turned it into a video. Check it out.
Over and out!
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