Kodak Black Did What With A Handful Of Nuts?

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Kodak Black had a handful of nuts and we don't mean Planters!

(AllHipHop Rumors) Kodak Black is the man of the hour! I don't know why, but he's just doing the most even though he has been sentenced to jail time for 46 months. That's almost four years of time in jail. I don't know about y'all, but I don't have any time to waste on this Earth! I know you can make that time productive, but it ain't for me! At any rate, this is where he is. But I have to give him some props for not succumbing to depression! He continues to be quite amusing!

Last month, he got into a prison fight as he approached sentencing. In the midst of the fracas, he decided to grab the testicles of a prison guard that was attempting to bring order to the matter. Now, this is no laughing matter, especially if you are a man. Kodak reportedly grabbed his balls so hard that “his abdomen and intestinal wall were breached.” WTF! He hit that same guard two times and required a total of four to get him under control. Now, I am thinking he was lucky to only get four years or so in the bing. I wonder if they punish him for that in those four years. 

The judge and Kodak had an interesting interaction before sending him off. The Judge said: 

“Young people do stupid things. But the problem is that you’ve been doing stupid things since you were 15.”

Kodak took it on the chin:

“I’m sorry for the actions that led me for where I’m standing. I do take full responsibility for my mishap.”

I will say this, there is a reason this dude is able to maintain a fanbase despite his crazy life. He really is uncompromisingly HIMSELF.

#FreeKodak was trending. Kodak said, "#FreeMe." YUP.