Well, hello, rumor readers. I thought it was about time to introduce myself. My name is Sydney Lace, and I have been the one feeding your need for rumors for the past few months (along with some from others on the staff). I hope you have been thoroughly entertained by my postings, or at least partially tickled. While I have your attention, I’d like to address the pink elephant in the room.
I’ve read some of your comments, and I am fully aware of some of your grumblings regarding your beloved illseed. Among your comments on some of the postings, I’ve seen sprinkles of “We want illseed” and “Where is illseed”. Well, to answer your question, I don’t know where illseed is. No one does! After being a staple at the site for 10 years, illseed has up and disappeared, and it’s actually kind of embarrassing for us to admit that. He didn’t leave a note, no forwarding address, and has not reached out to anyone in our camp to inform us of his whereabouts or if/when he is going to come back.
My only guess is that your constant criticism in the comment section drove him off the deep end. I kid, I kid. But seriously, illseed is on the lam, and if you see him, tell him to come back home.
In the meantime, the Rumors section lives on, and Sydney Lace is here to stay! And yes, I did just refer to myself in third person. I hope you enjoy the daily rumors, and if not, PEACE!