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Signs The World Is Coming To An End: 67-Year-Old Man Dies Receiving Lap Dances

Some people would say, if you gotta go, this is the way to do it!

Sixty seven-year-old Gene White was found unresponsive at a Texas strip club Friday night after receiving several lap dances. Police believe the man may have had a heart attack while being entertained at the Red Parrot strip club. According to the strip club owner, workers tried their best to perform CPR on the customer but it didn’t work, and he was pronounced dead. So far, there are no signs of foul play in the man’s death, but it’s currently being investigated.

  • immackulate

    thas how we do it down here …

  • immackulate

    girl you be KILLIN’EM you be KILLIN’EM in my fab voice

  • jamaicanbornanbreed

    now dats how i wann go out of this world……dat stripper must give the best lap dances in texas…i think i’m gonna go there

  • ccwaterbound32

    “YOU MY BOY BLUE! YOU MY BOY!”

  • shenmuefanlover

    old man might catch heart attack (in my gucci mane voice)

  • dominicancoke

    f*ck that! that’s how i wanna go

  • Thats how you go out!

  • TruthSerum

    I bet that chick feels horrible right now tho, lol

    Old man left the right way tho

  • 1SOFLO1

    Gentlemen…Let’s welcome “heart attack” to the stage, show some love.  LOL! I need to get a lap dance from her.