Chris Brown goes around being up women and gay dudes, but it seems like the women and gays are the bigger people. Jeez. OK, sorry. Drake isn’t gay or a woman. Sorry. Anyway, the fact remains…never mind. Moving on, the dude Frank Ocean clearly didn’t get beat down that badly, because he has already found it in his softie heart to forgive. His tumblr says the following:
“AS A CHILD I THOUGHT IF SOMEONE JUMPED ME IT WOULD RESULT IN ME MURDERING OR MUTILATING A MAN. BUT AS A MAN I AM NOT A KILLER. I’M AN ARTIST AND A MODERN PERSON. I’LL CHOOSE SANITY. NO CRIMINAL CHARGES. NO CIVIL LAWSUIT. FORGIVENESS, ALBEIT DIFFICULT, IS WISDOM. PEACE, ALBEIT TRITE, IS WHAT I WANT IN MY SHORT LIFE. PEACE.”
I guess….this makes him gangster? Or what? I ‘m so confused. 40 Glocc pressing charges. Frank Ocean not pressing charges. What’s going on with the world!?
I’m going to sleep. (PS: the cops can still press charges on Chris.)
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.
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