See, you critical, over analytical mofos better be ready to choke on your blog posts after this one! I’m laughing my shirt off, but this it a good rumor. I ain’t even gonna lie to you. THIS IS A REAL REPORT. They are saying that Beyonce and Jay could have been sent to Cuba by President Obama on an international exploration of good will! MAN, this is hilarity, but this is what the Examiner is theorizing, especially since they got permission to go over there. You know, most people are not granted such privilege. Most people are not Jay and B either. It seems like Fidel Castro, who is an enemy of the US Government, had to talk some sense in North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un. He was like, “B, if you start this nuclear war stuff, its more than WWIII – ITS A WRAP FOR AT LEAST 70% of the world population. Respect due on the weapons of mass destruction but…CHILL.”
I can’t hate, these two are cooler than a fan in an Alaskan ice storm.
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.]
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