BOSS TO LOSS!
Damn, son! If you get money the way Lance Armstrong did, you’re supposed to have money in the stash or something – an offshore account! Apparently, Army Strong was honest in his money dealings, because dude is reportedly BROKE! He didn’t tuck anything away. I mean, it makes sense. He was making so much money from his company and all the endorsements and probably brought assets accordingly. And, with those streams of money all dried up, he’s going down fast. The latest is that he’s sold his home, valued at $10 million… for $3 million. I’ve got no mercy. My home is worth a pair of Jordans.
Nah, this was a prank. And no, Terrance J is not the fake father.
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.]
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