EXCLUSIVE: UM(Uncle Murda): If I Was President All Pretty Girls Would Give Head

(AllHipHop News) The name may have changed but the bluntness remains intact. In our exclusive interview with the artist formerly known as Uncle Murda, the Brooklyn native spoke on what he would do if he was President of the United States, including mandatory fellatio from all pretty women, more involvement in the hood and different gun laws.

Check out what UM had to say he would do as President of the United States of America in an excerpt from his AllHipHop interview:

If Uncle Murda was President of The United States, what would you do?

I would definitely change a few things. The gangsters would be the ones who are permitted to hold guns and we can lock up the police for their stupid sh*t. [Laughs]. And all pretty girls would have to give me and my crew head at least once a week. It’s just mandatory.

Hold up, Murda. My girlfriend’s pretty

You home team. Whoever is family is good or excluded. [Laughs] But seriously, I would like to uplift the hood. To be president, I would be more active with the hoods, because I feel like people don’t really come to touch the hood. In my environment it doesn’t matter who the president be, because nothing changes for them. You know? Their lives don’t change. Even with Obama being president nothing has changed in my hood. If anything it’s got worse. More young boys killing each other. It just gets worse every year. If I was President I would touch the hood more. Give the people who are really at the bottom hope.

The full interview will be posted later this week.

  • Inmadopicouroz✓QUEENSᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ


    • >> Not checking for UM….but dayum!!!! ….You’ze a B’ish @$$ Ninja!

      • RMfag

        He won’t come out the closet. He’s my friend dad, he’s cool.

      • Inmadopicouroz✓QUEENSᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        that was funny, only ignorant niccas think being gay is some sort of disease. I am strictly only interested in females but if its your thing to like and be attracted to Men by all means respect. #Maturity

      • hoeyuno

        Glad you finally found someone you can relate to. seems making fun of gay ppls is the only thing that is off limits to you….strange

      • Inmadopicouroz✓QUEENSᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        ^exhibit A reference my last post

      • RMfag

        So you homophobic, dad?

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  • MrNoName2K

    wow, only Uncle Murda..

    • RMfag

      You have terrific taste, bomb. Terrific taste indeed.
      *Lights fuse*

  • Herb_Bane

    LOL.. May be ignorant but he has a point.. people in the hood could care less who the president is cuz their situation hardly changes..

    • RMfag

      Maybe they should move out of the hood if they hate it so much. But that would require not depending on food stamps. I guess you would like his point since you’re point-riding him so hard.

  • jd

    EXCLUSIVE?!?!?!?!? WHAT!?!?! Its official. I Hate Rap (Industry)

    • RMfag

      Then don’t listen to it nigga. Geez.
      Ain’t nothing going on in the underground but retreaded material from the 80’s and beats from the 00’s.

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  • hoeyuno

    Uncle murdas dope!! now let all the sensitive commentators argue all day about UM’s joking comments….. unrelated RIP Rocky Jones!!!

    • Do a write up for RIP Rocky & submit it to illseed & hit me with a copy & I’ll try to contact him with the iLL signal. ( Like the Bat Signal Commissioner Gordon uses to contact Batman, except with an iLLseed instead of a Bat. )


      • hoeyuno

        Sounds good. gotta give me till tomorro tho..I’ll try to do it in the morning. good lookin out..

      • RMfag

        Now would be best quite frankly.
        What you got going on?! Seriously tho.

      • hoeyuno

        Well after solving world hunger and whippin up a cure for gayness I had to do laundry..

      • RMfag

        You should have tried using both cures. I can feel your gay thirst for me across the screen.

      • RMfag

        Its his website dad.
        Why isn’t he here responding to comments?

    • RMfag

      The only thing that is unrelated is your irrelevant, irreverent opinion. The only Dope about this guy is which drugs is running through his bloodstream.


    Spoken like a nigga that’s tired of payin for head

    • RMfag

      Must be tough when you have to ask your mom to give you money for it huh “Boss”? You saved more money when you just sucked your homie off for weed bowls.

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  • RMfag

    Oh I would definitely suck him off. Call me UM!
    My Mouth on > 8============D

    I do think that gangs should not be on the street. Why should we suffer from both gangs and police. I never received any aid of any sort from a gang member.
    So while I agree that Obama hasn’t done anything for us, I can’t think of anything a person from the “hood” has done either except make the problem worse directly.
    It ain’t always about Obama and other black leaders.

    • Dwayne Nvo

      “And all pretty —>GIRLS<—- would have to give me and my crew head at least once a week."

      • RMfag

        He will deal. My wet tongue on that Snickers pole will buy him all the promo he needs, as I own an ad business on the side.

      • JusNathaniel

        Your a nasty MF

      • RMfag

        My name is Ms. Jackson.

      • He wild for the night!

      • RMfag

        Hi dad!

  • the labels gone be beatin down his door now that he got that pesky “MURDA” out of his name… what u think they been waiting on???

    • *Skills?

      • RMfag

        I have many, thanks to your investment.
        I want to make you a proud father.

    • RMfag

      Talent, which you know nothing about.
      Newsflash: Who has an article about them? Him. And who is bitcnh from the comments? Basic You.

    • YahMamma

      Waiting on appeal to a market of people who pay to buy music and go to shows.. no one who’s a fan of Uncle Murder likely leaves their block, let alone their hood to go see no shows.

  • Reblogged this on musikhipster.

  • Considering the choices…I’d vote for him, reluctantly, considering how fugged up the choices are.

  • obamasuxass

    he look like tony yayo brother

    • RMfag

      You would be on that yayo huh? You really would suck Obama’s azz huh and his dicc. Well you can’t suck mine.

      • obamasuxass

        I know you are mentally ill and that psycho ward gave you some wrong medicines so you don’t know what your sayin. Get well soon. You can over come this.

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  • Rapist on BAIL

    Uncle Clown!!

    • RMfag


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  • Guest

    Wow, it’s a wonder this guy isn’t more famous huh ?

  • YahMamma

    Getting an exclusive w/ UM is like being the tallest midget…

  • Abrasive Angel

    Stupid ass coon.

  • ItGoesDownINtheDM

    you aint gotta be president to be in the hood and uplift ……………………….. especially as a rapper … imo you are president … you get to campaign and voice what REALLY going on in them hoods hes talking about thru your music ……………………….. but we are talking UM here lol ……… def got quality music but it dont reflect the real streets just all the bad ish that happens in it ……. one sided … but hey im for the Lewinsky LAWS !!!! UM FOR PRESIDENT !!!! LOL