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Hip-Hop Rumors: Judge Joe Brown Goes WILD In Hollywood

I hope Judge Joe Brown knows better and wasn’t driving. Whatever this dude was drinking I need some. He has some bad ass babes with him, LOL! If we were on the street, I don’t know if I’f recognize him until he started speaking. And speak he did while drinking a DOUBLE BOMBAY SAPPHIRE!! Judge Joe Brown grabs up to FINE jawns and proceeds to talk all kinds of PIMPIN’!! You won’t believe it, so here are the Top 5 quotes from his craziness.

1. When a bystander says “Not guilty Judge..” “F**k that s**t. I did that s**t 20 years ago. I do not do that bulls**t anymore.”

2. “You talking about an olllld man, who’s a baadddd motherfu**er”

3. After hugging two women…”Make an old man feel like a goood motherfu**er”

4. Tells a girl she’s bonafied “LTYJ” a “luscious. tender, young, juicy.” “Pretty women are insecure…like this one and that one..”

5. On if he would look a bystander out if he was his judge: “I aint playing a judge. I am playing his fu**ing lordship. Come forth peasants…”




    I’m protecting womanhood and promoting manhood……..bwaaahahahaaaaaaaaa!

    • maya

      You beat me to it. LOL

  • scullyson

    Lol…….judge joe brown was tore up from the flo up ! …..ole girl rubbed his shoulder n that m&/$€- said ….” ooooo you got it goin onnnnn” lmao…..smmfh

  • MrNoName2K

    lol i see you JJB..cant be a di*k behind that bench 24/7..

  • Crenshaw on my shirt

    Nigga be actin all ‘Holier Than Thou’ on his show but he drunk off his ass probly from ONE drink lol

  • J.Erick

    He remind you of that Uncle who gets faded, and have the BBQ jumpin’ lol
    I got money that says JJB will whoop some ass in dominos too

    • OnlyFaDaReal

      And talk mad noise while he doing it lol!!

  • John Q. Public

    that liquor got him cock-eyed

  • Guest

    Teeth is yellow like he got Oregon University Mouth piece.

    • brotha_man

      thats that “newport” grill

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  • brotha_man

    how many of us have ever been that sauced in public? * raises hand slowly, looks around room*

    • ZUBU

      Without a doubt I have had my moments for certain (moments=plural lol). It’s just the judge is in a position of authority, and he’s widely known. Not to make this a race issue, but we all know dominat group members hate to see a brotha doing well, and they love to set a brotha back in his place. Probably none of the executive producers, network bigwigs, his peers, etc. have ever heard him speak like that. I’m not judging the brotha, cause we all got our professional demeanor and our personal.

      • Reefer Sutherland

        he’s retired

      • brotha_man

        i feel u on that. watching the video, they were clearly setting him up for tmz

    • Crenshaw on my shirt

      Every time I go to Vegas. U can drink yo drank in the street lol

    • ItGoesDownINtheDM

      only in AC or VEGAS …

  • ZUBU

    I know many of us get bent from time to time, but he can’t be doing that shiiittt in public. He gonna fukkk around and lose his tv show. Hopefully this don’t make it no further than the hiphop sites. IJS whoever put this out there is obviously not a friend. I mean I know this shhiiit is mad funny but you don’t put a brotha on blast like that. Judge need to stay his ass at home and get bent. SMH….

    • n n

      The show is cancelled

  • ChicagoWeOn

    i wanna tap the lady in the white overalls

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  • $18916246

    SET UP…..Dude to took the bait….legal doesn’t make you smart or abiding.

    • DJ7

      Set up written all over it….not a good look for the old Judge…as usual AHH on CPT with the drop…they stay a day late and a dollar short

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  • Lamar Star

    This should be in the signs the world is coming to an end section

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  • Judge Joe was acting like Ned The Wino

  • Lamar Star

    Man up !

  • that one chicks eye lashes has eye lashes WTF!!! look like her head was tryna to fly away

  • Future Patrick

    even in his drunken state he still stuck to his point that pretty women are insecure…including his wife.

    • ItGoesDownINtheDM

      lol i needed him to elaborate on that one …. sounds like he was about to get in a debate … shorty was like nah im not gonna go there LOL

      • ItGoesDownINtheDM

        but hes sort of right … WHEN YOUR FAMOUS pretty girls are def insecure …. but when your not famous just a regular joe … Pretty girls are assholes !!!! lol

      • Future Patrick

        he shouldn’t have said pretty women. he should have said all women.

  • digitallife

    TV millions are one helluva drug

  • ItGoesDownINtheDM

    lol @ them saying hes a real n*ggaa …. no judge joe brown was a real n*gga on the show … this dude here is just a drunk lol

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  • john allen

    Shows you right here that all them court shows are full of shit!!!!

  • Bman22

    I think that chick in the overalls was scheming on Joe’s wallet.

  • The Real Will Cannon

    How tf is this is a rumor…when there’s camera footage??

  • James

    His fake high yellow ass got his damn nerve to be sittin’ up in the courtroom, spittin’ all of that self-righteous bullshit while doing something contrary to what he is saying! Man, I ought to bust him right upside his damn head for being a lowdown and dirty hypocrite!

  • Megaton

    Bad advice… you do NOT need any grand daughters like these yamps. They could get it, but never getting wifed up with the sleeve and the top chest tatts like that. Not my style come around age 45 when it starts getting ashy and wrinkled… personally. I’d bang for the next couple year though!

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