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Hip-Hop Rumors: Aw Hell Nah! Internets Make Fun Of Jay Z?

Damn it man. This is happening right now. Apparently, Jay Z was having a leisurely day with his lovely wife…when he decided to take a dip in the pool. And now, as news of his bodyguard dying comes down, the internet has jokes. SMH!

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And then there is Twitter…

They say this is the inside of the yacht in which this image was taken from.

“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.

Illseed, Out.

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  • John Q. Public

    Most of them wernt very funny…. the Nas one was tho

  • Damn it look like Hova need to hit the gym.

    Visit my blog. Link in profile.

    • El moreno de Queens #Dominican

      no!! but i will suck u off #pause

  • JimJames29

    Oh man this made my day.
    Which probably makes me a very sad person but w/e

  • BibatheDiva

    That last pic (of the yacht) just negated all the ones before it.

    • JimJames29

      I mean this is not the kind of ‘making fun of’ one should actually have to defend oneself against, but if he would, that picture would indeed kill all attempts at humor at his expense

      • would it really tho?? looks rather dooshy

      • JimJames29

        To me it looks like a floating palace.
        ‘Hey Jim you’re always…’
        ‘Floating palace’
        ‘…’.

    • woh damn, jays penis is so far down your throat… did superhead teach you? ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      • BibatheDiva

        I wanna reply to that with something like, “Yeah, me and your moms.” but I’m a lady, so I’ll just say, “Have a nice day!”

      • go change ya tampoon

      • Show respect famz!

      • nah, im good.. i disrespect everyone equally

    • COLDCASE187

      right

    • Casor_G

      Riding hard on his nutz

  • damn jay is in the new Belly movie??? #MakingMoves

  • i always thought beyonce would impregnate Jay… i knew she had a D and he had a V

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  • Chris

    Only a Jay-Z salami gobbler would post a picture of his yacht in a lame attempt to cape for that dude. SMH.

    • hoeyuno

      Chuck!!

  • king sodomy

    i dont give a damn what his yacht look like on the inside that dont stop some of them pics from being funny as hell.i respect jay music but only a punk would be cracking up all the way down see that last pic and then be like all that other stuff wasnt even funny

    • Matt Swan

      I really don’t see the relevance in the yacht pic and the others. Who cares honestly where the pic originally came from? It almost seemed like someone was trying to downgrade the funny ones by showing that J has money. I thought all of them were funny except the twin towers one, but that’s my own opinion and it stinks like everyone else’s.

      • @Real_SirJamie

        You actually hit it right on the head. I saw a fight video and when someone screamed “stop, the police are coming!” someone fighting pulled out a wad of money and said “das aiight nicca we got BOND munney NARGAH!!!” Guess he doesn’t know bail has to be granted it’s a process and usually is to the judge or magistrates discretion. People (who grew up with nothing) think money makes them untouchable or not subject to criticism, punishment and ridicule.

      • hoeyuno

        chucks been on jays dick like herpes lately. and chuck had a mil second appearance in one of the new jay vids so I’m sure that was a trade for keeping hov on allhiphop constantly.

    • Phantom Lord

      I ran into something similar with a Lil Wayne stan who used his album sales to try and counter some of the shit he’s done. It doesn’t change the fact that dude kisses grown men on the mouth

  • Phantom Lord

    LOL, Jay with the Jimmy Snuka splash on HHH. Stone Cold really put it on him with the stunner though

  • just_some_bastard #ALCOHOLIC

    Damn……..he’s getting old.

  • nustradamous

    They roasted that nigga!

  • Caliwaver

    Yo the Internet is crazy lol.

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  • 10timesovaG

    The pic of the yacht says a lot….yall just mad…whats the big deal hes jumping in a pool on a yacht something none of you MF’s is doing so yall decided to hate NIGGAS AND FLIES I TELL YOU SMDH!!

    • Phantom Lord

      What does him being a millionaire have to do with us making fun of the fact that he looks like a lil kid scared to jump in the shallow end? If a photo of Bill Gates comes out tomorrow of him looking like a dweeb, I’ll be right there laughing at it as well.

      • 10timesovaG

        You talking shit because of jealousy and envy cuz that aint you jumpin in a pool on a yacht.I don’t give a fucc about hov he aint doin shit for me Im just saying…All he was doing is jumpin in a pool and yall think its so funny cuz the niggas rich and yall aint….stfu

      • Phantom Lord

        You sure you don’t care about Hov, your gettin pretty sentimental over all this. Seems like your garglin on Jay’s nuts

      • opindiva

        LMAO exactly! He not a fan but defending him LLS!

  • why would he just superman into the pool like that tho

  • Inmadopicouroz✓QUEENSᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    All that money and he melting. Gym flow homie… just saying!

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  • junj03

    The 99% of the pics are really not funny put that Nas one is AWESOME!!! LOL!

    • Realist4200

      Lol I laughed at a few of them, but that Nas one got me too. Funny shit

      • junj03

        very funny. That one got me, lol

    • opindiva

      Yeah, that Nas one was my fav!

  • Synista

    Jay z looking like “uhhh uhhh uhhhh you ready pool,it’s the roc…”

  • D_Ably

    goddam thats funny. You ain’t gotta be jealous of jigga to laugh at this, i mean c’mon now, just look….

  • jimmy

    LMAO! This shit is hillarious

  • MrNoName2K

    LMFAO!!!!! Anybody can get it..

  • jd

    HILARIOUS!!

  • Willie

    nigga look like a fetus

  • imma darkboy

    they were funny….why niggas are A)posting the inside of the yacht and B)posting about the mans stomach is beyond me

  • Obi Won

    LOL!! That was funny as hell, and if that’s the yacht, SHEESH!!

  • LilShizammy

    ummmmmmmmmmm him jumping off the twin towers isn’t funny u fuckin asshole. some people did have to jump that day, and now its funny huh ? GFYS !

  • hoeyuno

    There’s some funny ones in there..I donno though that yacht is crazy.. probably has more squared feet then every apt in my building combined.

  • OSBKE3000

    Jay black ass ain’t never been for a swim? that form is terrible! lol .. looks like he was goin for straight belly flop or if he died mid dive .. now it would have been real funny if he was holding Beys hand and they jumped in together like she did ..

  • worddavis

    in the end, jay will always have the last laugh

  • STRONGEST LEADER SINCE PAC

    Bad Body…

  • pockets_hot_from_pepperoni

    I was waiting for the scrooge mcduck one

  • Tony G.

    photoshop is amazing lol

  • opindiva

    OMG LMAO LLS!!!! The ones’ I saw on IG are mad funny to. The one with Nas though = priceless!

  • MADNEWYORKER914

    All of you clowns are laughing but the nigga “JAY” is swimming on yachts!!! He’s still a “BIG DOG”!!!